An opportunistic cuting please for the ageing queen of Socialism in Britain, Dame Kweer, who it seems, can never find a belt that it can’t punch below, or a bandwaggon it can’t lift it’s frowsy petticoats high enough to leap upon.
Today, the oilyfucker has decided that if the Covid19 virus breaks out again it will be the personal responsibility of Boris:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/jun/02/keir-starmer-warns-pm-get-a-grip-or-risk-second-wave-of-coronavirus
Yes, the Starmer fanzine has given the flabby faced arsehole another chance to use his favourite expression “get a grip”. Judging by the idiots crowding to beaches this past weekend, going on demos and other close up and personal events it is £100 to a Vera Lynn 78* that there WILL be an increase in reported cases. Dame Kweer could bet Russell-Moyle’s HIV medicines on that, safe in the knowledge the screaming queen won’t run out of prescription medicine.
No government – not even a Labour one – can be responsible for the individual stupidity of the public, but her Ladyship is staking his party’s fortunes on this.
There is something especially unpleasant about this champagne socialist and his bunch of Brexit denying cronies forever trying to whip up unrest. He is Blair 1994-1997 – everbodies friend,everything would be so much better under him and he is wetting his Y-Fronts in anticipaton of getting to number ten – and when he does, it will be fuck you Jack, Kweer’s alright.
*78 RPM – an old shellac record, I point this out since my son didn’t know what this was a few weeks ago – and he is bloody 55.
Nominated by W. C. Bpggs
I feel the same way about Ducky Keir as I do about Boris and the coronavirus, all best stayed away from and the best cure is fire.
Im going to work.
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Yeah, definitely has the stink and demeanour of the early Blair about him. Certainly a massive contrast with his commie, terrorist loving bastard predecessor. A dangerous cunt in my opinion but at least everybody knows what a dirty remoaner traitor he is. The cunt makes no bones about giving this country away to the enemy.
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Well… if that idle incompetent oaf Boris and his dismal administration are not to be held responsible for the handling and subsequent progress of the pandemic in this country, I don’t know who is.
That said, another well deserved cunting Mr Boggs. 👍
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“Get a grip Boris or you will be to blame” for an inevitable flair up again of C-19.
Clearly a very intelligent man, a law professional who was appointed to the Queens Council, Sir Keen Stuntman was knighted for his services to law after heading up the CPS.
As new Labour leader, ‘Stammer’ only has t..two p..p..problems as far as I can see, apart from being compared to Blair. Firstly, although he views himself as the fella to create an undeniable unity across the party, bringing a party together that is still very much divided on so many issues will be no mean feat. Leaving the EU for one.
He talks emotively about what could be achieved if everyone could just learn to get along (like a teenager who has puffed too much gange), as though the factional circumstance that currently prevails was somehow a conscious policy choice of past Labour leaders. Blame Corbett for that!
Secondly, there are of course, Labours abandonment issues. Starman and Co’s Labour may never be able to have a long-term relationship with the British people ever again and the lead up to the last election has left a multi-generational legacy of mistrust. Traditional working-class areas in the North and Midlands voting conservative in their swathes for the first time ever. Blame Corbett for that!
I for one want the government to have strong opposition. Therefore, my advice Kier, is provide clear and strong leadership to your team from a centre left position. Don’t dither like Magic Grandpa on decisions. Provide a robust opposition based on factual debate and not on lazy platitudes. CUNTS!
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Think we should rename this nom to “Sir” Keir Starmer as I am sure that is something Labour will want to drop by next election given that most of the working class might not fancy a multimillionaire Sir who lives in metropolitan London.
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Very good point. In fact he first Starmer nomination was titled:
Sir Keir (don’t call me Sir!) Starmer KCB QC MP
Btw, I make the current cunting his 6th.
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Should have read: “the first Starmer nomination….” 😡
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I can say when I wrote this nom I did head it: “Sir” Keor Starmer because I know how the old bugger hates to be reminded of it!. Probably awarded the knighthood for services to Jimmy Savile
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He was also awarded that knighthood for not prosecuting Cressida Strap-on and the keystone cops for the illegal fatal shooting of Charles de Menezes on the London Underground, when he was Blair /Brown’s Director of Public Prosecutions.
And for helping minimise prosecutions in the wake of the MPs expenses scandal.
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he’s also a member of the Trilateral Comission – which basically believes that ordinary people are thick and should have limitations put on them, for their own good
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Starmer the Farmer seems to be winning most of the battles at the moment as Johnson appears punch drunk from his Chínky Virus. I expect if we don’t escape the Reich come the end of the year, as well as the taxi’d in trainee ràpists/terrorísts, it’ll be a future victory for the man-with-the-constipated-face.
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” the man-with-the-constipated-face.”
Funny you should say that – the picture above and others I have seen this week look like the police photographs when they burst into Kweer’s shithouse and found he had expired while straining at stool. They tactfully failed to mention that they found “Lord” Adonis chained up to the cistern in a gimp suit, having expired from the noxous fumes.
I always feel sorry for the mortician who has to make those two look life-like
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He always looks either constipated or caught mid-wank.
Dr: Mr Starmer, I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.
Starmer: Oh no! Why?
Dr: Because you’re in my surgery.
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Starmer may look good, especially as he has been given a chance to attack unique circumstances and never have to prove he can or would do better but what’s behind him is still a fucking shit show
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I keep studying Sir Kweer’s hair line everytime I see his oh so pretty face. (No, I’m not fuckin gay!) I’m bloody sure he’s wearing a glued on toupe. It’s a good’n if it is but that perfect join that looks as if it has been drawn with a pencil is the giveaway IMO. Any thoughts? Did a bit of research but couldn’t dig up anything about it🤔
Talking about hair, I’ll be glad when the barbers re-open as I’m beginning to look like an ageing rock star. Haven’t got the guts to do it myself in case I bollocks it up and cause an self inflicted extended lockdown😂
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What happens if there isn’t a ‘second wave’ of infections? I keep hearing the phrase ‘spike’ every time there is a gathering of more than three people. Over the VE Day bank holiday, there were loads of street parties, and as people got more and more loaded, social distancing went out the window. The press wheeled out their ‘covidiots’ stories, and social media was full of the curtain twitching doom mongers, all predicting a massive spike. It didn’t happen. That kharsi London has its infection rate dropping remarkably, even though the few trains that run are jammed to the rafters.
More evidence emerges daily that it is likely that chinkyflu has been knocking about since December, with some saying even November, so we are possibly in the second or third wave of infection. With few, if any, post mortems being conducted on possible victims of the virus, how accurate are any of the figures published related to Covid? Add to that the differing ways that countries use to calculate their daily infection and death rate, and the figures become almost meaningless. Add to that, test centres stand empty while there are two hour queues to a Mac Donald’s, shows the public seems happy to stay at home, only to venture out for a grotty burger or a day at the beach, and then have a good bitch online that others dared to do the same.
And yet, Fuck knows how worse we would be if Starmers stormtroopers were in charge…..
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From what I’ve seen at work, chinkyflu appears to have lost its bite. I don’t know what Gene has seen at the front door, but our ICU are getting hardly any patients and those they do get aren’t as sick. So unless the doctors are just getting better at treating it then I don’t know where the numbers and severity have gone. Of course, our beloved leaders won’t tell people this as they are enjoying all this control. It’s doing my bleedin’ head in.
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I doubt our beloved leaders are enjoying watching the economy go down the shitter though… the one thing they will ultimately be judged on at the next election.
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The facts MUST be altered to fit the agenda! Every hospital is filled with the poor discwiminated against BAME victims, millions of them.
It’s true – ask the BBC! 😄
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Thanks for the update.
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#shamdemic
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The only thing that can be said in favour of this personality-free twat is that he’s better than the last cunt to hold the position. Talk about being damned with faint praise…
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True Ron, but I must confess I wish Lisa Nandy had won – for one thing she would have been unelectable, and two…. those knockers. Perhaps one day Lisa and me can appear on Antiques Road Trip and Tim Wonnacott will do the voiceover as I examine that magnifient pair of 20th century jugs. I will offer a tenner for them, It’s an old mans whim.
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Watching Nandy would have been great WC. First up, as you say, she’d have been unelectable. Secondly it would have been great seeingher twist herself into even greater contortions in the great ‘wimminz v tranniz’ argument.
And of course, those bangers…
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Some very well made points.
I think he just needs a fucking good hiding.
The greasy cunt.
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And after the good hiding, a spell in the over perhaps 😁
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He and his mate Lammy (cunt) keep banging on about the lack of BAME resilience to chinky flu, stamping up and down and crying we need recommendations…..
Well here is one, stop fucking gathering for street (block) parties and stop going on pointless protest marches, QT last night was like a woke fest, with Lammy complaining that the B of BAME were being disproportionately fined for lockdown breaches, racist police at it again.
I must declare that I am white and therefore racist by default and have no business commenting on BAME issues!
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Why not Sick? They’ll make it THEIR business to call you a racist fast enough.
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Interesting isn’t it…. Boris gets Chinky flu and almost snuffs it (allegedly), Matt Hancock gets it, Dominic Cummings was symptomatic… all white cunts.
On the other hand, black cunts like Lammy, Flabbott and Lardbutt remain Chinky flu free…. I wonder how our crooked experts would account for that.
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Isn’t being overweight a big contributing factor? Those three should be like an all-you-can-eat buffet to Covid.
Morning cunters.
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That be de magic of the fried chiggun, the red beans and rice – and the bongo beat man. Innit.
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And there was me thinking it was yellow cunts who are to blame for chinky pox
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Q: What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A: One’s a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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His full name of Keir Rodney Starmer does indeed confirm that he’s a right plonker.
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Morning Bertie, indeed the Dame of Remain seems to spend most of his time looking for the next bandwagon to jump on. Chateauneuf du Pape, me old mucker.
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Morning LL. His syrup does appear to be of the type which are readily available on Peckham Market at the moment.
Have you been able to shed some of those magnificent locks of yours? Mrs. Liquidator no good with the old scissors?
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Some very well reasoned and articulated arguments, why the “sir” should be replaced with Cunt.
However, totally unnecessary as he qualifies for the following two reasons:
He is a lawyer-you know when they are lying because their lips move..
and
He is a politician-you know when they are lying because their lips move.
Cunts.
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Having a knighthood is the true mark of an Establishment CUNT, with a few honourable exceptions…
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Jimmy Savile had a knighthood.
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Savile was an Establishment CUNT par excellence! Mates with Thatcher, sucking off the Pope, Blair, et al.
https://www.leftfutures.org/2012/10/on-jimmy-savile-tony-blair-and-turning-a-blind-eye-to-serious-crimes/
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That was my point RTC.
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Yeah, I got that. Didn’t mean my reply to suggest otherwise. Just expanding.
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Tapped up by the Queen no less’
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Re His hair.
Cur* Kweer Stammer, as I have noted before, is the embodiment of Max Headroom. Minus the charisma. Just look at some Utubes of dear Max.
* The “C” is pronounced as in “El Cid”
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That’s excellent Fed-man, I kept wondering who this CUNT reminded me of.
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Bet he takes the knee as he’s getting it up the arse.
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No. TTK when sucking.
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Michelle Barnyard currently speaking live on the telly, laying down the law re Brexit negotiations in his fake Inspector Clouseau accent.
James O’Shithead must be creaming his designer boxers.
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The fucking Cunt has no Charisma or personality whatsoever.
I always think he looks like someone out of a 1950’s Spy movie
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I fucking detest Labour – and they fucking detest me. That’s fine. They no longer represent the working class, they represent the cunt class. He may be more presentable than that cocksucker Corbyn but he’s still Labour and an utter piece of shit.
Maybe we do need a strong opposition but personally I would rather have the worst Conservative government (and we’re not short of contenders for that title) than the best Labour government. Fucking cunts.
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Labour are too busy virtue signalling to be a serious contender. The great unwashed have finally seen through the smoke, sound bites and general cunt-foolery.
The labour front bench is the gift that keeps giving.
Cunts.
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Pretty much, the metrosexual remainers and alphabet soup, scrounging underclass and helping BAME sue for hurt feelings.
The white working class are long forgotten, despite what that dopey cunt Ash Sarkar thinks.
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Sir Kweer’s kwiff has all but disappeared. Is it a toupee or have his advisors told him to tame the 1972 Bryan Ferry/Reg Varney styled lock of hair?
Lashings of 70s Dry Look probably keeps it tamed.
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This is the stuff that Sir Kweer blathers his nut in.
https://www.scotchandcigarettes.com/old-playboy-ads/The-Dry-Look-hair-styling-product-ad-from-Playboy-magazine-May-1982.jpg
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Sir Keir Starmer has not replied to my emails asking “tell me Sir Keir – as a privately educated multi millionaire, barrister, former head of the CPS and London based peer of the realm – what qualities do you think you have to reconnect with the traditional Labour voting class of blue collar workers who have been betrayed by the Communist jew hating shambles that is now the “Labour” party”?
To my amazement, ducky has not replied.
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He said ‘fuck off, you ignorant, fascist, right wing Brexiteer’ but it went into spam, where all shit belongs.
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If Labour get in at the next election (God help us) what’s the betting that they will start using their magic money tree again? A very dangerous Party. Always eager to blame everybody but themselves. The next election will probably be in four years time. Sounds like a long time but this time will fly by. Boris and party need to get their arses in gear and help out those working class voters that got him in. I’m getting the impression that because of the big majority that they’re complacent.
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He’s the type you wouldn’t leave alone with a child.
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Is it me or does the cunt look like Tony Hadley out of Spandau Ballet?
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True! 😅 It’s the first time Admin have said I’m too short! 😜
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I’m worried that because,unlike his predecessor and his equally moronic bitch,this anus poses a real threat to our flustering leader.
FFS Boris, grow some and tell Barnier to go and fuck himself !
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