Gordon Ramsey (2)

Surely this weapons grade treble cunt must have been on here before? Anyway, if it is even possible the gobshite fuckmonkey is even more of a cunt than I thought he was, after pissing off all the slack jawed yokels in Cornwall, this cockwomble is back and is now using the government Covid scheme loopholes to lay off 500 staff so they can then reapply for their jobs on a lower wage. What a piece of dog shit this cunt really is. I dont know why this surprises. I suppose I didn’t think he could get any lower than whale shit but this stroppy cunt has managed it and deserves to have his nuts flambayed by his ex staff as if they haven’t endured enough of this cunt’s bullshit…..Ramsey you are a cunt…

Nominated by Fuglyucker

78 thoughts on “Gordon Ramsey (2)

  1. Gordon looks like a casually dressed Popeye,
    And my old granny would wash his mouth out with soap for all his swearing,
    The foul mouthed fucker.
    Hes a right money grabbing bastard and the good people of cornwall have took umbrage with him.
    Just because the cornish are backward, interbred, simpletons that doesnt excuse Gordon being rude to them.
    Drag him infront of Lord Summer isle, then burn him in a wicker man for the tourists.

  2. In some of those cookery programmes Ramsey stands right in someone’s face screaming abuse….how the fuck hasn’t someone just nutted the Cunt ?….I’m fucking sure that I would.

    • All I can think of is that the producers offer the others in the programme vast sums of money not to kick the shit out of him because no self respecting person would allow him to belittle them in such a manner.

      • I fear that it wouldn’t matter to me how much money was involved….I just wouldn’t be able to stop myself.

      • It must be in the contract. “Will agree to have the eff word and many other terms of abuse sprayed in my face at 120 dB from 15 cm.“

    • Id provoke him into attacking me first, its all being filmed so want it to look like im the victim!
      But yes if he bellowed in my face like he does on telly theyd have to scoop him up in a fuckin frying pan.☺

      • How’s it going,Miserable? Fucking blowy up here..the hounds and I are settled in watching the racing.

      • I’ve been watching the racists…our side turned up to the “protests ” (Hereford has about 4 black people) to remind folks that we dont suffer this shit in a Regimental town. Middle aged, middle class white birds, beta males and snowflakes. CUNTS!

      • Great cheers Dick!
        Business is booming, bills paid, even some shrapnel in the pocket for myself!
        Was absolutely lashing it down here, but the ground needs it, was bone dry.
        You winning Dick?

      • I am winning MNC…it’ll be an extra Fray Bentos pie in the oven tonight to celebrate.

      • Not had one in years DCI
        But because they get mentioned on here starting fancying one!!☺

      • Tonight I fried and ate half a kidne took from one woman it was very nise, tother half I prasarved in the larder.

        I may post a link to the bloody nife that took it out if you only wate a wile longer.

      • Were you on Kameko Lord F.? Looks like they’ve made him favourite for the Derby although 3/1 – 4/1 seems too short to me. My selection has just got back to his stable.

      • I was on Kameko…..seemed the value horse against that favourite…certainly not sure about Derby form….the trouble is that there has been such a long interruption all form is virtually redundant…horses of that age develop quickly.

    • I definitely would Mr F, a boiling pan of water all over the cunt would soon sort the adhd cunt out!

      • Aye. he’d forget all about the gravy being a tad lumpy with a panful of boiling water dripping down his chin….perhaps mix half a bag of sugar in with it….make it stick…wouldn’t need worry himself too much about having his wrinkles smoothed out after that.

    • I remember seeing a bit of Gordon behind bars – A channel 4 show where he went into prison and showed the inmates how to make cupcakes. I noticed was nervous and not swearing at all. Doubtless he would have been shanked for any insults. Speaking of which, prisoners happily hurled abuse at him from their cells. one inmate told him to make him a fucking steak, the other said “Hey Ramsay! Fuck off, Jamie Oliver’s already been here!”

  3. I had some food thrown at me once.
    I was riding a racehorse, was in second place and easily chasing down the horse in first place.
    Suddenly the jockey in front threw a turkey leg at me. This was followed by a bottle of champagne and two glasses and finally a picnic basket.

    Finished second but the stewards awarded me the race after agreeing unanimously that I’d been hampered in the final furlong….

  4. I like Ramsay for the way he gets up the noses of the woke brigade but if this is true as reported then it’s pretty bad.

  5. He’s just a cook with a big mouth. If he spoke to me the way he speaks to his staff, the cunt would be picking his teeth up off he floor.

    His kid is a spoiled cunt as well. I remember him finding it hilarious on some TV show that his daughter had been suspended from yet another school again for fighting.

    Wonder where she gets it from?

  6. Ramsey the apprentice has nothing on his jedi master, Marco Pierre White. Even made Ramsey cry once apparently. Plus his spag bol tutorial was good for novices like me.

    • Yes from an old documentary and reading about them Marco was the more ferocious and inpredictable, and a bit bigger than Ramsey.

  7. Gordon’s the type of cunt that knows he’s a cunt, probably loves being a cunt. He’s not an accidental cunt, he’s a black belt 9th Dan international master cunt.

    I don’t mind him.

    • I’m more a ninja cunt, or guerilla cunt. I like to jump out unexpectedly and deliver fast blows of abject cuntishiness then, slip back in to the warm cloak of darkness.

  8. They must pick ex squaddies to be in his programmes because they are the people who would tolerate his beatings.

    The rest of us would lamp the scotch git.

  9. I just love the story a previous boss told me about the time he dined at Ramsey’s restaurant in Hospital Bridge Road, Chelsea. The lamb he ordered was served overdone in his opinion, so he asked to speak to the chef. To his utter amazement, Gordon, who just happened to be on the premises appeared in all his towering glory at my boss’s table. Totally unintimidated, my boss then described to him how the lamb should be cooked properly. Ramsey didn’t attempt to argue with him and apologised returning to the kitchen with his tail between his legs.
    Apparently, before the downturn post 2008, a well known friend of my boss admitted there were two telephone numbers for the place, one for clebs etc who would get priority booking, and one for the great unwashed of wealthy means that would often be told no tables available. That changed though when his businesses started to run into financial problems Guess what, one fucking number!

    Ramsey, like Jamie Oliver and others is a brand name. It doesn’t mean he’s one of the best chefs or restaurateurs in the world. All his gob shit gives the impression that he’s infallible but he’s had many failed restaurants. Like J.O. he’s made bad decisions in having family cunts involved with his business. His father and brother-in-law hacked his systems and sold fake stories to the press. Ramsey had to fire them and they got criminal convictions. How’s that for good business judgment? Heavy browed cunt.

    • I liked it when he put Vic Reeves in his place!
      Premiere opening of a new restaurant, slebs there, Vic thought itd be funny to ignore the set menu and request a boiled egg, much to his fawning friends delight.
      Gordon hit the roof, walked up to the table and said
      “Do you think that your funny?
      You taking the piss?”
      Red faces all round while Ramsey seethed!! 😁
      Good for him.

      • Good cooking apparently takes skill MNC – being a cunt does not, I am great at it with no effort – where’s my Michelin star? Rotters! 😢
        And don’t forget appropriate dress at my funeral – Motorhead t-shirt, (ripped AC/DC or Led Zep t-shirt also acceptable), ripped jeans and rigger boots – standards must be maintained Sir!
        The esteemed Sir Fiddler will be in the belfry picking off cyclists as Unkle Terry catapults Fray Bentos pies and bottles of bushmills upwards at him – a Man must have his victuals sir! 😄👍
        No intention of shuffling off any time yet though – there’s a gal at Home Bargains I must interfere with, and I have a winning chat up line – “arite bird – fancy goin’ halves on a bastard”? No lady could resist such charm!
        Ramsay would have those wrinkles punched straight if he gave me any lip.

      • Foxy@
        I think Gordon picks carefully who hes rude too.
        Get the inkling hed be nothing but polite to you or Dick,
        An if he was rude to me id whip out my cock an piss on the table.

      • Very amusing Mr Fox. You have not perchance started the grog early have you?

      • Not guilty GG! – not really much of a drinker TBH (I have a family full of alcoholics and they have caused me much trouble and misery)

      • I am with you there; my alcoholic mother ruined the family back in the 60s. My sister and I survived; Dad and two brothers didn’t. Bit of a bugger all round.

  10. I like Gordon Ramsay, a proper talented man with the cuntishness to go along with it…a bit like me.
    Go fuck yourselves.

    • Bwc@
      Remenber when me an you were discussing recipes on here?
      They were moaning like fuck the next day!!
      Hehehe!!😁

      • They were jealous of our cooking talent, whilst scoffing their pot noodles and shite ready meals MNC. 😁

  11. Are these wealthy employer’s any worse than the lazy cunts getting pissed every day on the furlough farce?
    The Government will get there money back, make no mistake. Taxes, cuts, etc…
    It’s nice the Government actually helped a lot of people aaaaht but it’s got to be paid for.
    These multi millionaire employers treat their businesses like they lives…don’t spend your own money and let some others invest and take the risk.
    The Government are offering them the money, can you blame them for taking it?

  12. The man’s a cunt and no mistake, Guv. Watch this clip of Teddy Sheringham flattening him in a charity football match and walk away with a spring in your step😅😅 which is more than the cunt does after Teddy’s finished with him. I particularly enjoy the bit where Sheringham gives him a gentle slap as he gets up, too!!

    https://youtu.be/46kOb0kzw-o

    Enjoy!

  13. The worlds gone mad.

    “ Britain’s welfare system needs a stronger link between “what you put in and what you get out” to tackle cynicism among working people, Labour’s new Shadow Work and Pensions Secretary has said.”

    I’m still unable to comprehend what I read, this sort of policy could almost make them electable.

    • Labour are going for it SV, Sir Rear Stormer is like Blair in that he’ll appeal to the middle class and the non whitey Labour voter’s. I won’t be voting for them but I have a feeling they will get in at the next election.
      I say this as people will be pissed off being taxed to fuck and all the cuts due to the recovery from the Kung Flu and Labour will simply promise money for all and borrow it.
      The cunts.

      • Maybe you’re right MNC, I’ll. or vote for them either, I remember the last few labour governments!

      • I didnt utter a word Sixdog it was Bwc!
        I was innocently reading.

      • Gordon has high expectations for his staff and wants them to do the best they can do.
        I cant fault the man for that.
        People are paying good money to eat there it should be good standard, thats good business sense.
        No problem with him really, lots worse than him.
        His face looks like a old mans fist though.

      • Its ok Sixdog, was it the tan?
        I look like Bwcs big brother at moment!😁

      • We will all have seen through Boris by then. As so eloquently put yesterday by a cunter ‘ an overweight Theresa’ .

      • Boris the narcoleptic traitor will be gone long before the next election GG – he has a habit of fucking up and running away.
        Dodgy Dom is running the UK as Boris sleeps.

  14. I’m just amazed that some the kitchen staff haven’t done the decent thing and cut
    the cunt’s throat.

    If anyone ever spoke to me like that they would be getting some special treatment with bolt crops, pliers and a blowtorch.

    Many years ago, I used to do the accounts for an absolute prick call Philip Britten. He was the original Gordon Ramsey, a rude, arrogant sack of shit with the personailty of week old roadkill.

    His young and infinitely more famous understudy was Gary Rhodes, who was an absolute gent.

    • My favourite chefs are
      1) captain Birdseye
      2)Harry Ramsden
      3) the one at Hollands pies.

      • I have always been partial to a helping of Fanny Batter-does that give me any bona-fide’s amongst you culinary types?

      • It does.
        Its a popular dish both up North and down South.
        I dip my chips in it.

  15. Nice to see the ‘protesters’ near Downing Street coming out in their true colours and the police getting up off their knees momentarily.

    • Tough guys in a mob, throwing shite, but bit tearful when trampled by a horse or twatted with a baton…
      “Your not meant to fight back!”

    • Oh no, what a surprise. How could this have happened? I TOTALLY didn’t see it coming.

  16. Idaho US
    Rumour going around antifa and black lives matter were going to stage a demo, the Fallen angels Motorcycle club, and militia men carrying aR16 assault rifles have turned up to protect the town, a spokesman saying “if you think your coming here to riot and loot you better think again”.👍👍

    • Hurtful that Terry my Nana had wrinkles and wore a pinny!
      Bet her hot pot was better than Gordons though.

  17. The script for “Kitchen Nightmares.”

    Gordon goes in and orders a meal. He takes one mouthful and says, “this is fucking shit, fucking frozen shit, I can’t believe you serve this shit.”

    Gordon interviews the owner who stands there saying “yes Chef, no Chef” while Gordon calls him a fucking stupid cunt.

    Gordon visits the local markets where he discovers all sorts of fresh ingredients. Gordon says shorten the menu, use the market food. Owner says “yes Chef, no Chef.”

    Gordon refurbishes the restaurant overnight. ( paid for by the production company)

    Loads of cunts come in praise the place to the skies, owner licks Gordon’s arse, every cunt is happy.

    What a load of fucking bollocks!

    • Don’t forget the bit where the restaurant is closed six months down the line…..

      • Fuck off. You’re talking reality here. TV doesn’t deal in reality.
        No cunt wants to see reality.

    • Agreed. The whole format is scripted bullshit and I can’t imagine the restaurants go on to be very successful. It’s simply “staged” reality TV, and an opportunity for Gordon Cuntsey to massage his ego a little more. The geezer is a total and utter piece of cunt shit. Granted he probably knows how to whip up a good ol’ spag boo and he probably knows his nuts from his legumes, but he is still an arrogant piece of foul mouthed cunt. His wife is quite an attractive lady, it beggars belief she lets this wrinkly old cunt get on top of her and slip her one. I can only assume she grins and bears it, after all he has made tens of millions out of being a talentless loud mouth prick.
      I can’t stand that lisping gay cunt Jamie Oliver either. If I ever have the misfortune to get close to the cunt I’m going to take out a few of his teeth, tie the cunt up and bang his “Jules” a few times in front of him. Another spastic of a talentless cockney Essex prick wanker cunt. Just fuck off you cunt licker.

    • The owner usually has a disagreement and it’s usually the spouse who says ‘we’re circling the drain… help us Gordon. He/she wont listen, boohoo’.

      A waitress usually cries because ‘this place could be so nice’

      Every ad break we get ‘ coming up…’ , then afterwards, ‘previously, on kitchen nightmares’.

      I watched several episodes a few years ago. Fucking pantomime.

  18. I despise this pock faced nobody cunt. I wish him and his cunt family would get on a plane with their best pals the Beckhams and fly over the Bermuda Triangle and disappear. Get fucked.

  19. I didn’t mind Ramsey until he sold out to the Yank TV networks. Now he’s a badly botoxed, over coifed parody of himself. Stupid cunt, albeit a wealthy stupid cunt.

  20. He’s a bullying cunt and I hope he gets a carving knife up his arsehole. And an egg whisk. And a cheese grater.

  21. Just dont mention Marco Pierre White.

    White used to give him shit for being fat and made him cry.

    Or, as Marco says ‘i didnt make Gordon cry. He chose to cry’.

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