Dead Pool [167]

Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted that the American all round entertainer Carl Reiner would be the next dead dude.Reiner was 98 and died with his family at his side.

On to Deadpool 167:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.Nkminations are first come first serve No duplicates but you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations ( Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My nominations (Shaun)

Derek Draper
Alex Zanardi
Carlos Menem
Stuart Wheeler
Frankie Banali

81 thoughts on “Dead Pool [167]

      • Ha thanks Shaun – all in good fun. Considering I’ve been pilfering Gorbachev and Dick Van Dyke like a pikey pilfers televisions recently I’m not really in a position to criticise anyway. 🙂

  1. Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
    Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
    David Crosby (CSN)
    Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
    Englebert Humperdink aka Gerry Dorsey

  2. Irene Papas – Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek, The Guns of Navarone
    George Shultz – US businessman and politician under Nixon & Reagan
    Robert Fyfe – Howard from Last of the Summer Wine
    Roger Corman – US film director& producer e.g. House of Usher, The Pit and the Pendulum
    Antony Hewish – British physicist. Joint Nobel prize winner 1974* for work on Pulsars
    * controversial over the exclusion of Jocelyn Bell, one of his PhD students, who first discovered the radio source

      • Now, now Cuntstable. No need to be jealous. All legit, newsworthies. Just because none are called Gwyn, Dai, Gwyneth, Mfanwy, Edwards, Jones, Williams, Evans or Cliff Morgan (already dead) it doesn’t make them imaginary people.
        Just keep off the antifreeze. The pubs are open at the weekend.

    • I suspect Bendover Bradshaw will be with us for many years to come, unless he has a mad fling with Ethel Russell-Moyle

  3. Albert Roux (Chef, founder of La Gavroche)
    Brian Blessed (National Hero)
    James Earl Jones (half of Darth Vader)
    David Prowse (the other half of Darth Vader)
    Rose McGowan (Insane feminazi actress)

  4. Maxine Peake (left wing actress and full time arsehole)
    Michael Ebenazer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr., or Stormzy (complete twat)
    Anna Mary Soubry (ex MP and traitorous cunt)
    Dominic Grieve (ex MP and traitorous bastard)
    Hillary Clinton (failed politician and dangerous, evil termagant)

    This is definitely a hitlist, rather than a real attempt at winning the next Deadpool but I’m an optimist

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