Dead Pool [167]

Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted that the American all round entertainer Carl Reiner would be the next dead dude.Reiner was 98 and died with his family at his side.

On to Deadpool 167:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.Nkminations are first come first serve No duplicates but you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations ( Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My nominations (Shaun)

Derek Draper
Alex Zanardi
Carlos Menem
Stuart Wheeler
Frankie Banali

81 thoughts on “Dead Pool [167]

  1. Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    John Gotti Junior
    Betty White (Golden Girls)

  2. Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Jesse Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  3. Brian Johnson
    Vince McMahon
    Hulk Hogan
    Peter Criss
    Eddie Van Halen

  4. Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Mel Brooks

  5. Olivia Newton John
    Frank Windsor
    Jet Black
    Geoffrey ‘Cuntface’ Palmer
    Michael Barratt

  6. Maxine Peake (left wing actress and full time arsehole)
    Michael Ebenazer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr., or Stormzy (complete twat)
    Anna Mary Soubry (ex MP and traitorous cunt)
    Dominic Grieve (ex MP and traitorous bastard)
    Hillary Clinton (failed politician and dangerous, evil termagant)

    This is definitely a hitlist, rather than a real attempt at winning the next Deadpool but I’m an optimist

  7. In there Duke.

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Patsy King
    Henry Woolf
    Norman Pilcher

  8. Giovanna Ralli
    Leslie Laing
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    George Rhoden

    Good Shot,Duke of Cuntshire.

  9. Murray Walker
    Bob Dole
    Barbra Windsor
    Dick Van Dyke
    Angela Lansbury

  10. Josef fritzl
    Madeleine albright
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

  11. Pope Francis
    George Lucas
    Alex Trebek
    Sheldon Adeleson
    Loretta Lynn

    Cuntgrats Duke

  12. Fuck missed oit orn me originals agin’.

    Rhonda Fleming
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Leslie Phillips
    Tony Bennett
    Giscard D’Estaing

  13. Fuck missed oit orn me originals agin’. And have to replace Giscard with Val Kilmer

    Rhonda Fleming
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Leslie Phillips
    Tony Bennett
    Val Kilmer

  14. Michael (murderer) Barrymore
    Bill Cosby
    Harvey Weinstein
    Bill Clinton
    Harry Halfwitt Hewitt

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