Chemists who hike their prices

Both myself and the mrs have noticed that certain pharmacies in our area are not using/ignoring barcodes on products. They are suddenly putting 70s style sticky labels on things like Anadin and Lemsip with ‘prices’ written in biro. For example: one box of co codamol tablets (RRP: £2.90 in Boots or £2.50 in Tescos) was £4.00 in one chemist and £5.00 in another. The fact that these fuckers are using and abusing this virus crisis to chuck out the RRP and extort people (especially OAPs) is sickening. Some shops were rightly slagged off for upping the cost of bog roll and hand gel, but these chemists are just as guilty and they are raking it in. Who the fuck uses written on labels these days? Cunts like these who want to screw the British public, that’s who.

Nominated by Norman

27 thoughts on “Chemists who hike their prices

  1. The (ahem) cornershop owners have been the worst imo. My mum told me about a local peaceful who was charging 2.50 for a single roll of bog roll, cheap little rolls as well, the sort that tear your arsehole, not Andrex. Paracetamol was about 5x the price it should’ve been too.

    I just hope every cunt remembers and lets the cunts go bust once the bat flu fucks off or gets cured.

    • £2.50 for one roll? The smelly cunt probably bought a large multipack from Asda pre-lockdown and was selling them individually. I would rather flick the cascading flush water in the direction of my anus as I remain seated on the lav than give him the satisfaction of ripping me off, let alone my arse. Cunt.

  2. When the panic buying started, paracetamol dissapeared from shelves, silly cunts stockpiling it.
    Still hard to find, why though?
    It has fuck all effect on coronavirus as far as I know.
    Anyway, take it this is in a paki shop Norman?
    Boycott them then.
    Shop elsewhere, pisstakers.
    Whitelivesmatter✊

  3. We have to call them Pharmacies now to please the Dooshka-Dooshkas and to further genuflect to Yank English. The word ‘pharmacy’ is a cunt.

    • They are not pharmacies, they are chemists.
      If they employ a qualified dispensing pharmacist they are dispensing chemists.
      Fuck the PC shit and if anyone of any colour, race, Country or “religion” doesn’t like it feel free to fuck off back where you came from and never return.
      And some muslim crooks tried the same profiteering where I live, the locals boycotted them, the place shut down – then they opened a barbers and fried chiggun shop – which were also boycotted and and shut down.
      Fuck them.

      • If only that were the case everywhere Verners. Nonetheless, I’ve never seen a barbers and fried chiggun shop.
        “Hello please, welcome to traditional Kurdistan barber. First do shitty haircut, then eat shitty chiggun. You wanna a cheeky massage after? My sister number one handjob princess.”

  4. I just don’t bother handing money over to paki shops, simple as that.
    No takeaway curry or yellowness. Fuck them all, I want to go home to the 1950’s before all this incoming shit hit the fan.
    Globalisation is a cunt. A pith helmet, Sam Browne belt and a Webley revolver on a lanyard, that’s the sort of thing that earns the respect of the fuzzy wuzzies.

    • A kindred spirit indeed. Roast beef on Sunday followed by Jimmy Clitheroe and The Navy Lark on the Light Programme. I was never happier.

  5. I got thrown out of the pharmacy today when all I did was hand in my prescription and ask the young lady assistant “Do you swallow it or take it up the arse”?
    Well, how the hell would I know. It’s the first time the doctor’s prescribed me a suppository.

  6. Apparently the Paki chemist in the local village has been excellent….no ripping people off,helpful with deliveries and open all hours to try and help. I never use him though due to the fact that I’m never ill and he doesn’t stock Jumbo-sized rubbers (ribbed for the ladies pleasure).

    • I will concur good uns do exist. Once remember being skint a day before pay day (a normal occurrence in my early 20s as I was always out chasing skirt). I was a smoker back then. I popped in and bought my morning can of Lucozade with the last of money (my hangover cure back then) and he said, “No cigarettes today?” I said I was skint until payday tomorrow and he just handed over a pack of 20 Embassy No.1 and said “You good customer for me. Just pay me tomorrow.”

      Mind you, not the sort of problem you’d have with a 300 acre estate I suppose, Sir (doffs cap).

      • 300 hundred acres ?…..that’s not an estate,that’s a smallholding.

        You’re common and probably own a pushbike.

      • I fully understand test cricket which definitely makes me at least middle class, surely (got a garden and everything lol)

      • But do you understand the Duckworth-Lewis method of deciding a limited overs game ?….if you do you are either a genius or a very low -class type….I know which one I’d guess you to be.

        Do you have artificial turf and decking in your garden ?….probably a hot-tub too where you and your louche friends gather to drink Pino Grigio and sing George Michael songs much to the annoyance of your neighbours.

        You’re a disgrace.

        🙂 .

      • The DL method isn’t used in test cricket. Even I’m not common enough to watch limited overs ‘cricket’.

        But yes, I am a fucking disgrace, you’ve got me bang to rights again (doffs cap).

  7. 500ml bottle of hand sanitizer in Lidl @ £1.99. Exact same bottle just down the road in a Lloyds pharmacy £7.99. Fucking robbing a rabs!!!

    • I refuse to shop at any “peaceful” establishment – but increasingly difficult as there is currently a takeover of brown filth where I live – I am waiting for the first demand for a mosque and 12 Year old white girls suddenly having 50 Year old “boyfriends”.
      Invasion by proxy.
      And to pinch from our esteemed colleague RTC – “This Country is fucked”.

  8. There was a good chemist near where I used to live in vibrant London, whilst the staff were Asian I feel they may not have been of the peaceful persuasion, and as such were really helpful, even selling me a massive pack of soluble cocodamol without a prescription. Gout you see.

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