Dead Pool [162]

####Disclaimer:Apologies for getting the result wrong on Dead Pool 160.Chas C music was indeed the winner as he picked Little Richard Pennyman first.

Well done King Cunt who correctly predicted that veteran comedian and father of Ben Stiller Jerry Stiller would be the next to snuff it.Stiller was 92 and died from natural causes.

On to Dead Pool 162

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be the next to conk out.No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who picks the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun):

Willie Thorne
Leon Spinks
Tom Smith (Rugby)
Nick Cordero
Derek Draper

Well done Chas

79 thoughts on “Dead Pool [162]

  1. Harry Belafonte
    Jack Smethurst
    Annette Crosbie
    Anna Karen
    Norman Bowler

  2. Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Norman Lebrecht

  3. Nobby Stiles
    Peter Sutcliffe
    Everton Weekes
    Jimmy Carter
    Henry Kissinger

    • Bollocks and fuck, some bastard has got Kissinger. I’ll have……

      Big Ron Atkinson

  4. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Josef fritzl
    Mikhail Gorbachev

  5. Tony Greene (Bulls-(shit) Eye, fame)
    Bobby George ( arrow chukka)
    Babs Windsor
    Menzies Campbell (Lib dem, mong the merciless)
    Lord Spencer (purveyor of Di related buscuit tins at 15 quid a pop).

  6. June Brown
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Peter Kay
    Joe Biden
    Nancy Pelosi

  7. Mickey Gilley
    Pope Francis
    Pope Benedict
    Willie Nelson
    NICOLA STURGEON

  8. Hope the mods will allow me to pay a posthumous tribute to Jerry Stiller who, with his on-screen wife Estelle Harris and son George Constanza (Jason Alexander), took Seinfeld to new heights. He was a thousand times more talented than his unfunny son Ben Stiller.

  9. Emperor Akihito
    Harry Belafonte
    Frankie Valli
    Hosni Mubarak
    Bill Turnbull

    • At the risk of sounding pedantic (see what I did there?), Frankie Valli is actually Francesco Stephen Castelluccio.

      That’s me in shit with the other half…

  10. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

    I saw a few episodes of Seinfeld. Didn’t laugh once. Fucking shit with canned laughter.

    • You got something against people called Jackson?

      Does that include Jackson Pollock, Peter Jackson, Stonewall Jackson, and Jackson J. Jackson. Yes there really is a Jackson J. Jackson but I’m not sure what the middle initial stands for…

      Could be Jackson. He is American.

  11. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Chrissie Hynde
    Derren Nesbitt

    Congrats Chas…

  12. Jan Leeming
    Anna Ford
    Susan Stranks
    Joan Bakewell
    Biddy Baxter (Was it Biddy who thought it was a good idea to have Joey Deacon on a kids show? All these years later I am still using the term ‘Joey’ as an insult.)

  13. Giovanna Ralli
    Tekashi 6ix9ine
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Richard Williams

    Good Shot, King Cunt

  14. Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    Levi Belfield
    Rose West
    Charles Salvador Bronson

  15. Leslie Phillips
    Sonny Barger
    Patricia Routledge
    Ray Brook
    Olivia De Havilland.

  16. Jim dale
    Ronnie Wood
    Leslie Philips
    Ian lavender
    Mavis from coronation crap ” I don’t really know”

  17. Chaim Topol (If I was a rich man, la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la)
    Jean Paul Belmondo
    Carl Reiner
    Ryan O’Neal
    Leif Garrett

  18. Nicola ‘Misauntie’ Sturgeon
    Bill ‘The Needle’ Gates
    Neil ‘Garbage Out’ Ferguson
    Boris ‘Bottler’ Johnson
    Afua ‘quarter-wit’ Hirsch

  19. Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Patsy King
    Norman ‘Semolina’ Pilcher

  20. Alain Delon
    Christopher Plummer
    Julia Mckenzie
    Dame Janet Baker (Opera singer)
    Placido Domingo

  21. Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Cleo Lane

  22. Olivia de Havilland
    Perrie Cardin
    Henry Kissinger
    Prunella Scales
    Peter Kay

  23. Is that Josef Fritzls brother in the photo?
    Keeping it in the family.

  24. Geoffrey Palmer
    Sidney Poitier
    Mel Brooks
    Eva Maria Saint
    Dick Van Dyke

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