Dead Pool [160]

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted Jill Gascoine the veteran actress best known for her role in The Gentle Touch and Cats eyes would be next to die.Gascoine was 83 and died from complications from Alzheimer’s disease.

On to Deadpool 160

The rules:

1)Pick 5 cunts you think will be next to snuff it next.It is first come first serve but you can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations (like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My nominations (Shaun)

Jimmy Greaves
Derek Draper
Nick Cordero
Nobby Stiles
Leon Spinks

89 thoughts on “Dead Pool [160]

  1. Lady Rachel Billington
    Pete Best
    Buster Bloodvessel
    Helios Creed
    Imelda Marcos

  2. Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
    Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
    Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
    Richard Penniman (Little Richard)
    Vera Lynn

    • Always wondered who Peter Sarstedt was singing about.
      So that’s how you spell it.

  3. President Moduro of Venezuela
    Barbara Windsor
    Prunella Scales
    Pierre Cardin
    Olivia De Havilland

  4. Kim Jong Un
    Murray Walker
    David Van Day
    Frank Williams (F1)
    Yaphet Kotto

  5. Neil Kinnock. Paul McCartney. Ringo Starr. John Prescott. Duke of Edinburgh

  6. I remember Cats Eyes when I was a young cunt, used to have brand new XR3 i’s and Rs Turbo in it didn’t it?

  7. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Diego Maradona
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint

    Well struck, Biryani.
    Back in the 80s she could’ve given me a Genital Touch anytime, the sexy bint.

  8. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Luke Rhinehart
    Dickie Davies
    Bang on Lord Biryanight.

  9. Thieving cunts on this site

    Everton Weekes
    Henry Kissinger
    Lord Heseltine Cunt
    Gina Lollobrigida
    Joni Mitchell

  10. Peter Tobin
    Peter Sutcliffe
    David Berkowitz
    Rose West
    Rodrigo Alves, or whatever the cunt is calling itself today.

  11. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Tom Jones
    Lyndsey Buckingham
    Mick Fleetwood

  12. Bollocks, shit, some cunt has nicked Kissinger too.
    Fuck it…….Peter Sutcliffe

  13. I’m getting in early due to thieving cuntbags on this forum.

    Geoffrey Palmer
    Olivia Newton John
    Kenneth Cope
    Jet Black
    Michael Barratt

    Shame to hear about Jill. I remember the Gentle Touch screened on Friday evenings in the early 80s. Fair play to Jill, she held her own in that gritty drama.

    RIP.

  14. Bill Odie
    Graeme Garden
    Sidney Poitier
    Shirley Williams
    Chris Farlowe

  15. Oh for fucks sake, now some bastard has nicked the ripper!

    Ok……..Billy Connolly

    • It’s a timed draw for Billy Connolly between you and Spoonington.
      Who is going to be a Gentleman and let the other have him?

  16. Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Norman Lebrecht

    • Tomb Raider issue of deadpool! Bodysnatching left right n centre!!😁😁😁

  17. Jerry lee Lewis
    Willie Nelson
    Mickey Gilley
    Pope Francis ( island stealer one)
    Pope Benedict ( nazi youth one)

    Posted 1541

  18. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  19. I’m not partaking this time round because it seems pretty obvious that B&WC is going to win with Kim Jong Un

    • Yes but will it count if it turns out the cunt has been dead a fortnight? Stewards inquiry for sure.

  20. Irene Papas – Greek actress e.g. Zorba The Greek
    George Shultz – US businessman / politician under Nixon and Reagan
    Anthony (Tony) Book – Former Man City player and manager
    Jamie Farr – US actor e.g. cross-dressing Cpl Klinger in M*A*S*H
    Julian Bream – Classical guitarist

  21. Patricia Routledge
    Gerry Marsden
    Lee Majors
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Ray Brooks (Voice of Mr Benn)

  22. Lee Majors – C-19
    Rowen Atkinson – Car crash
    Stephen Fry – Suicide
    Hugh Edward’s- Auto erotic asphyxiation
    Russell Brand- Overdose

  23. Raul Castro
    Thelma Barlow
    Eileen Ash
    Beverly Clearly
    Anne Buydens

    Nice work Lord B.

  24. Jack Smethurst
    Paul o’Grady
    Dennis Waterman
    Brian Blessed
    Prunella Scales

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