Dead Pool [158]

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Congratulations to Lord of the Rings who correctly predicted that.the veteran actress Honor Blackman best known as Pussy Galore would be next to die at 94.Her death is listed as natural causes and not Covid_19.Incredible Deadpool 157 went on so long given the circumstances.

On to Deadpool 158

Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts who you think will be next to conk out.It is first come first serve.You can steal other peoples nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does).

2)Anyone who nominates the Worlds oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)You must pick a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My nominations (Shaun)

Joanne Woodward
Sandra Day O’Connor
Bill Treacher
Paula Tilbrook
Douglas Hurd

91 thoughts on “Dead Pool [158]”

  2. Dennis Waterman
    Leslie Phillips
    Gene Simmons
    Paul Whitehouse
    Bryan May

  3. Michael Aspel
    Michael Parkinson
    Michael J Fox
    Millicent Martin
    William Roache (Ken Barlow)

  4. Joachim Phoenix
    Kate Bush
    Racheal Duchess of Trailer Park
    Roy Chubby Brown
    Jeremy Corbyn

  5. Nancy Pelosi
    Big Fat Ron Atkinson
    Imran Khan (Pakistan President)
    Christine Lagarde (How much more money do you need? You can’t take it with you)
    Brigitte Macron. (She must be in the coronavirus high risk at age group)

  6. Sir Ian McKellen
    Patrick Stewart
    Steve Jones (sex pistol)
    Prince Philip
    Jim Dale

  8. Richard O’Sullivan
    Harry Roberts
    Dickie Daveis
    Cunt Eastwood
    Graham Norton

  11. Leonard Fenton
    Stan Bowles
    Kate Garraways husband
    Bobby Charlton
    Esther Rantzen

  14. Shame about Honor…..cracking looking bird in her day. Posh too…..I like that.

    Norbert Stiles
    Everton Weekes
    Marianne Faithful
    Lord Hezzelslime
    Lord Fatarse Prescott

  15. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  16. Who’s gonna be brave and nominate Boris?
    Come on Boris it’s only a fever we need you to make Kweer Starmer look a cunt every week when this is over. Get well soon boy.

  18. Fucking moderated . Fuckity fuck fuck cunt. Try again…

    Norbert Stiles
    Marriane Faithful
    Everton Weekes
    Lord Hezzelslime
    Lord Fatarse Prescott

    Fuck you.

  20. Fuck with a evil grin like that Blackman would of played a good Cruella de Vil in a live action 101 Dalmatians good shot Lotr

  21. Honor Blackman has given me the horn since I was born! Top bred milf totty with a right horny feline voice and classic ageless beauty.

  23. Dennis Waterman
    Rula Lenska
    Michael Aspel
    Michael Parkinson
    Michael Gambon
    ________________
    sad to have won with Honor. She was Top Draw & a beautiful lady. RIP sweetheart
    It’s fair taken the shine off a win, so it has 🙁

    • Shit on a Stick ! – Dennis Waterman, Michael Aspel, Michael Parkinson, Michael Gambon all nabbed – I’m late to this game 🙁
      ——–
      ok,
      Rula Lenska
      Michael Barrymore
      Bill Clinton
      Daniel Barrenboim (conductor)
      Princess Michael of Kent

  24. Fucked if I am going to read all the noms so will try to pick cunts that might not be taken already;
    The surviving chuckle brother
    10 downing street cat(Larry?)
    The woman from the shake and vac advert
    The oldest surviving member of the Jackson 5, might be Tito?
    Lord Gowrie

    If any of them are already dead or taken can I sub in the fucker that murdered a cop and was let loose by a jury of cunts to do that road rage murder, and if he’s dead already then Rab C Nesbit actor Gregor Fisher, then Robbie Coltrane. Should have put him in first really, he’s a fucking short arse in real life but pretends to be big when he’s acting. Disingenuous cunt.

      • Cheers BB, hint for next pool, pick overweight middle aged men, the kung flu finds them irresistible!

  26. Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

    • DaniBoi Barenboim’s been nicked. Didn’t realise he was so popular !!
      I’ll take Norman Lebrecht instead. Can you cark of a slipped disc ?!

  27. Mike Ashley.
    Dickie Branson.
    Daniel Levy.
    Philip Green.
    That cunt that owns Weatherspoons.

  28. Victoria “You’re Fired” Derbyshire*
    Sarah Lancashire
    David Essex
    Alan Devonshire (West Ham & England)
    Ray “In The Summertime” Dorset

    *Footnote : in preference to her namesake Eileen who just quietly reads out her lines and doesn’t gabble on about her bloody illness.

    • Sarah Lancs can wanc me off any time, if she wears her wpo outfit. Gives me the right ‘orn

  30. Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Cleo Lane

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