Breaking news

 

Various news agency’s are reporting a car ploughing into a carnival parade in the town of Volkmarsen, a town in the Waldeck-Frankenberg district in northern Hesse Germany.

Injury counts vary and no motive has been announced, (Please remember the Pissed Italian who scored double figures on a bus Que of German tourists last year)

So if you want to go off topic and speculate, this is the place to be.

Carry on cunting

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90 thoughts on “Breaking news

  1. This is probably the place to note that the long and terrible ordeal endured by oft-cunted data leak Julian Assange continues in court this week. His supporters made so much noise outside, in the interests of keeping the cunt in this country, that even the Holy Assache’s expensive lawyers had to ask that they stfu.

    Shall we close our eyes for a minute in silence and pray to Woki, the god of woke, that Julian triumphs over his evil accusers, and walks free, upright, unbowed, and instantly cured of his life-threatening but unspecified health problems?

    And the congregation shall respond, No.

  2. Lucinda Lambton, back in the day. Could never resist ultra-posh, loaded and feisty. Princess Anne, and it pains me to say this, was chav by comparison.

  3. Priti Patel is a fine woman, and on the right side of politics too. I would merrily French kiss her anal rosebud, but not ideally if she’d had a curry the night before.

    I’ve fucked quite a few paki birds over the years, only white collar ones though, usually quite pleasing.

    The whole TRANS narrative is going NUTS these days, I haven’t got the patience or interest in even bothering to pretend to try and understand it.
    Just watched 5 mins of the Harry Miller interview on Youtube.

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