The Fourth Plinth

The fourth plinth….

‘A giant swirl of replica whipped cream topped with a cherry, a fly and a drone is set to appear in central London for the next year two years.

Heather Phillipson’s sculpture, titled THE END, will be unveiled on the Fourth Plinth in Trafalgar Square on the 26th of March.’

London of course. What the fuck has this grandiose piece of wank got to do with anything? The END? Of what exactly, or am I too thick to work it out? We have had dead fish, beds with the wet patch and dog ends all trumpeted as art and fuck knows what else. Do these cunts live on the same planet as me, or am I just a thick cunt?

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Take a look at this ever-so insightful pile of turd about this ‘art’ coming out of the mouth of some National Gallery twat – Admin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6rQFI4IRv0

120 thoughts on “The Fourth Plinth

  1. This art stuff just reminded me of watching television programmes of a nun talking to the camera whilst admiring art.
    I’ve forgotten her name.
    She wore glasses.
    Dog bless her.

      • Sister Wendy Beckett…

        “She played guitar as well. Although no Eric Clapton.”

        True, hers was more of a ‘sandal on the monitor’ shred-maniac style in the Eddy van Halen/Ritchie Sambora mould.

      • I still find it hard to believe he did owt wrong.
        I thought Tony Hart might be a bit ‘funny’ but turns out he was a great bloke an a captain in the ghurkas!!

      • Know what you mean Mizzers. You didn’t need to be Poirot to spot there was something off about Saville but I grew up with Rolf…. (not literally, thank fuck!) Came as a bit of a blow (blimey, these write themselves). One I would have been absolutely gutted to find out liked the playing field not to have any grass on would be Henry Winkler, seems like a proper lovely bloke

      • Yeah, an he was the Fonz!
        Epitome of cool
        😎
        Fiddler nom’d the Fonz on here a while back, i was shocked!
        Felt guilty, laughing at the Fonz!
        Of course these arselickers on here encouraged him!
        But know really Dick loves Fonzie.
        He meant Ralph an potsy.

      • Sure was mate, loved the Fonz! Even though he did give rise to the phrase “jump the shark”

      • Hehhe yeah cast of Happy Days hiking in Northumbria, not everyone made it back….
        Happy Days unhappy Nights…

  2. Is this real life? Wtf is going on I don’t even think there is a equally more pathetic statue here in all of canada

    Whip cream, a fly and a drone? How much is this cunt of a artist being paid for this modern art diarrhea? I actually sort of liked the banana dog statue in liverpool but this is absolute trash cunters

  3. At what point in History did proper Artists and Sculptors turn into talentless wankers and start to use the term Modern as an excuse for their lack of skill.?

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