Dead Pool [154]

Just a minute, it’s congratulations to our old mate Dioclese who correctly predicted sales of the century legend ‘Nickle Arse’ Parsons would be the next to shuffle off the mortal coil. No obfuscation or deviation, just dead. Parsons was 96 and died after a short illness.

He was a consummate gentleman and had excellent choice in female co-presesenters.

On to Deadpool 154:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

95 thoughts on “Dead Pool [154]

  1. I see old Ray Langton has popped his clogs… A good actor and a good character… A proper bloke, before all this woke and diversity bollocks…

    At least he outlived the show, as Coronation Street died years ago…

  2. Clint Eastwood[old cunt]
    HRH Phillip [racist cunt]
    Barry Cryer[miserable cunt]
    Roy chubby Brown[fat unfunny cunt]
    Alan Ford [ orrible cunt]

    Brexit Bonus- Gina fucking Miller[just a cunt]

  3. Jack Charlton
    Delia Smith
    Richard Ingrams (The last decent editor of Private Eye)
    Ted Dexter
    Pope Benedict XV1

    Bonus Ball
    Anna (not a Nazi) Soubry

  4. Brigitte Bardot
    June Spencer (Peggy in The Archers)
    Patricia Greene (Jill in The Archers)
    Max Baer Jr (Jethro bodine in The Beverly Hillbillies)
    Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry

    Bogus bollock

    that fucking shit pottery cunt Grayson Perry or whatever he/she’s calling him/herself these days

  5. Terry Waite
    Patricia Routledge(Hyacinth Bucket)
    Dick Cheney
    Nicholas Witchell
    Douglas Hurd
    Brexit bonus Paul Gascoigne

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