Dead Pool [154]

Just a minute, it’s congratulations to our old mate Dioclese who correctly predicted sales of the century legend ‘Nickle Arse’ Parsons would be the next to shuffle off the mortal coil. No obfuscation or deviation, just dead. Parsons was 96 and died after a short illness.

He was a consummate gentleman and had excellent choice in female co-presesenters.

On to Deadpool 154:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

95 thoughts on “Dead Pool [154]

  1. Eddie Richardson
    Syd Little
    Tony Green (Bullseye)
    Kim Jong Un
    Freddie Foreman

    Brexit bonus is Sammy Gravano

  2. I see old Ray Langton has popped his clogs… A good actor and a good character… A proper bloke, before all this woke and diversity bollocks…

    At least he outlived the show, as Coronation Street died years ago…

  3. Alan Delon.
    Salman Rushdie.
    Jane Seymour.
    Claudia Cardinale.
    Vince Cable.

    As a bonus….. That Eurocunt Verhofstedt.

  4. David Berkowitz
    Rose West
    Levi Belfield
    Alice Cooper
    Bill Clinton

    Brexit bonus…..Steve Bray.

  5. Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Cleo Lane

    • Clive James has already pegged it which according to Jonathon Woss makes him a candidate for being one of the masked singers.

  6. Robert Duvall
    Tim Currie
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Gary Glitter
    Bob Barker

    Bonus is Owen Jones

  7. Clint Eastwood[old cunt]
    HRH Phillip [racist cunt]
    Barry Cryer[miserable cunt]
    Roy chubby Brown[fat unfunny cunt]
    Alan Ford [ orrible cunt]

    Brexit Bonus- Gina fucking Miller[just a cunt]

  8. Jack Charlton
    Delia Smith
    Richard Ingrams (The last decent editor of Private Eye)
    Ted Dexter
    Pope Benedict XV1

    Bonus Ball
    Anna (not a Nazi) Soubry

  9. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

    Bonus Ball: Peter Jackson

  10. 1. Jurgen Cunt Klopp
    2. Jeremey Cunt Corbyn
    3. Steven Cunt Gerard
    4. Wee Krankie Cunt Sturgen
    5. Phil The Cunt Greek

  11. Brigitte Bardot
    June Spencer (Peggy in The Archers)
    Patricia Greene (Jill in The Archers)
    Max Baer Jr (Jethro bodine in The Beverly Hillbillies)
    Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry

    Bogus bollock

    that fucking shit pottery cunt Grayson Perry or whatever he/she’s calling him/herself these days

  12. Terry Waite
    Patricia Routledge(Hyacinth Bucket)
    Dick Cheney
    Nicholas Witchell
    Douglas Hurd
    Brexit bonus Paul Gascoigne

  13. ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Terry Funk
    Jim Herd – former WCW President
    Ric Flair
    Vince McMahon

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