Dead Pool [152]

Posted on January 17, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who breaks the deadpool deadlock by correctly predicting the Yes Minister and Heartbeat actor Derek Fowlds would be next to bite the dust aged 82 after battling pneumonia in hospital.

On to Deadpool 152:

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.

2)You can pick up to 5 names each.It is first come first serve .You can always steal someone else’s names from a previous game like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

4)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun):

Hugh Downs
Iris Apfel
George “Johnny” Johnson
Daniel arap Moi
Jackie Stallone

84 thoughts on “Dead Pool [152]”

Gutstick Japseye on January 17, 2020 at 6:06 pm said:

Peter Tobin
Peter Sutcliffe
Rose West
David Berkowitz
Katie Price

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J R Cuntley on January 17, 2020 at 6:11 pm said:

Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
James Randi
Nichelle Nichols
Ayatollah Khamenei

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Thecuntinator on January 17, 2020 at 6:15 pm said:

Rolf Harris
Richard Attenborough
Paul Gascoigne
Ian Huntley
Judy Dench

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- Dick Dribbler on January 17, 2020 at 6:40 pm said:
  
  Dickie A died Aug 2014. Do you mean David?
  
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J R Cuntley on January 17, 2020 at 6:16 pm said:

What’s green and 3ft high..?

Gary Rhodes’ herb garden….

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- Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 17, 2020 at 6:23 pm said:
  
  That’s in extremely bad taste.
  
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 17, 2020 at 6:28 pm said:
    
    There’s thyme for those sort of jokes once everyone’s paid their respects.
    
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CuntyMort on January 17, 2020 at 6:19 pm said:

Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris
Ben Bradshaw

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- CuntyMort on January 17, 2020 at 6:21 pm said:
  
  Good darts LL
  I’m a cunt for missing that bit out
  
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Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on January 17, 2020 at 6:19 pm said:

Giovanna Ralli
Angela Lansbury
Earl Cameron
Jimmy Carter
Little Richard

Good Shot,LL

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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 17, 2020 at 6:22 pm said:

Congrats LL. must be the only competition you’ve cûm first!
Lord David Owen
Shirley Williams
Bill Odie
Prince Philip- surely!
Tim Brooke Taylor

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- Miserable northern cunt on January 17, 2020 at 6:34 pm said:
  
  Sheridan smith
  Paul whitehouse
  John densmore the doors
  The beast of Bolsover
  Harvey price
  
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  - Miserable northern cunt on January 17, 2020 at 6:35 pm said:
    
    Nice darts LL 👍
    
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on January 17, 2020 at 7:42 pm said:
    
    Reckon you could be onto a winner with Dennis Skinner Mnc. 87 years old and nothing to live for anymore. 😄
    
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  - Miserable northern cunt on January 17, 2020 at 8:13 pm said:
    
    A broken man Rtc,
    Come on Dennis! Give up the ghost let old MNC feel the crown of deadpool upon his saintly brow😀
    
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Jack The Cunter on January 17, 2020 at 6:57 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies

Bang on LL.
Or should that be Boom Boom ?

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Bob Frapples on January 17, 2020 at 7:15 pm said:

Syd Little
Tony Green (Bullseye)
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Kim Jong Un

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Black and White Cunt on January 17, 2020 at 7:20 pm said:

Murray Walker
Jimmy Greaves
Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
Olivia De Havilland

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- Duke of Cuntshire on January 19, 2020 at 10:22 am said:
  
  Fucking hell, their collective ages must total the same as the rest of the planet.
  
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Dioclese on January 17, 2020 at 7:20 pm said:

Mikhail Gorbachev
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Sidney Poitier

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ChasCmusic on January 17, 2020 at 7:21 pm said:

Celine Dion
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
Masha Hunt

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Pedantic Cunt on January 17, 2020 at 7:22 pm said:

Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
Prunella Scales
Pierre Cardin

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'Er Indoors on January 17, 2020 at 7:24 pm said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Cleo Laine
Hosni Mubarak
Bill Turnbull

1
Ruff Tuff Creampuff on January 17, 2020 at 7:36 pm said:

Arthur Scargill
Ben Needham
Claudia Lawrence
Jack The Ripper
Lord Lucan

2
Captain Magnanimous on January 17, 2020 at 7:47 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint

Well-struck and well-Liquidated

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Paul Maskinback on January 17, 2020 at 7:50 pm said:

Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Geoffrey Palmer
Michael Barratt
Frank Windsor

Nice shot, LL!

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Cuntsville on January 17, 2020 at 7:50 pm said:

Des O’Connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Bernard Cribbins

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Snake t p plissken on January 17, 2020 at 7:55 pm said:

My wish list-
Greta Thunberg
Owen Jones
Romesh Ranganathan
Stormzy
Eddie Large

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- Liberal Liquidator on January 17, 2020 at 8:11 pm said:
  
  Fucking hell Snake, if only they had all caught a flight out of Tehran last Friday, well not little Greta obviously.
  
  Raul Castro
  Eileen Ash
  Beverly Cleary
  Anne Buydens
  Thelma Barlow (Mavis, Corrie)
  
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  - Isaac Hunt on January 17, 2020 at 9:44 pm said:
    
    Shame you liquidated Fouldsy there LL – even Basil Brush has been wiping a tear or two away today. Seemed a decent bloke; rare in showbiz.
    How ironic that you should only explain who Mavis is when she’s the only one I know from your list. Trust Shaun to select an entire list of nobodies!
    
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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 17, 2020 at 7:59 pm said:

I find it very strange that several people who rarely post, always choose selections for the Dead Pool. Just saying.

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- Miserable northern cunt on January 17, 2020 at 8:15 pm said:
  
  You know i thought the same Bertie, turn up for deadpool only!
  Ghouls.
  
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  - Liberal Liquidator on January 17, 2020 at 8:27 pm said:
    
    Hee hee, turn up at the funerals of randoms for the free feed at the wake. You know who you are!
    
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  - Miserable northern cunt on January 17, 2020 at 8:31 pm said:
    
    “Oh theyve put a good spread on!
    Mind if i take some home?”
    
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  - Spoonington on January 17, 2020 at 8:41 pm said:
    
    Why not? I would!
    “The dearly departed…”
    “Ooh pardon me, I just farted!”
    “I’d just like to say these volleyball vonts are the bees knees!” *burrrrrrrrrp!*
    
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Spoonington on January 17, 2020 at 8:02 pm said:

Jo Brand,
Billy Connelly,
Jamie Oliver,
James Corden.

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- Snake t p plissken on January 17, 2020 at 8:12 pm said:
  
  Fingers crossed for James Corden!
  
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  - Spoonington on January 17, 2020 at 9:02 pm said:
    
    I just thought, if Corden dies, there’ll always be another can of can’t to replace him.
    
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  - Isaac Hunt on January 17, 2020 at 9:45 pm said:
    
    Corden. Seconded.
    
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Dick Dribbler on January 17, 2020 at 8:10 pm said:

Irene Papas. Greek actress (e.g. Zorba the Greek, The Guns of Navarone)
James Francis Ivory. American film producer (Merchant Ivory Productions)
(Robert) Neil Harvey. Australian test cricketer 1948-1963
Berry Gordy. Motown records
William Hedgcock Webster. American judge and the only person to have been director of both the CIA (1987-1991) & FBI (1978-1987)

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Baron Bastard on January 17, 2020 at 8:18 pm said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde

Back of the net LL…

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Prime Minister Sinister on January 17, 2020 at 8:18 pm said:

‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Phil the Greek
William Shatner
George Takei
Meghan Markle

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Smug cunt on January 17, 2020 at 8:27 pm said:

Emperor thunderpants
Emperor Von De layen
Emperor His almighty magnificene general Zod ( through my dead body) dogsbody bollock Tickling Owen Jones
Owen Jones bollock tickling Cressida cock

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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on January 17, 2020 at 8:34 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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Fork Hunts on January 17, 2020 at 9:20 pm said:

Virgil van Dijk (Dick to his mates)
Mohamed Salah (dick)
Roberto Firmino
Jordan Henderson
Alisson

Hopefully all ((painfully) by Sunday.
Scouse cunts.

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- Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 17, 2020 at 10:33 pm said:
  
  Piss orf! Who are you?
  
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  - Fork Hunts on January 18, 2020 at 7:53 am said:
    
    Sorry, confused dead pool with wish list.
    Scouse cunts.
    
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  - Black and White Cunt on January 18, 2020 at 11:15 am said:
    
    He’s a cunt, Bertie.
    
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 18, 2020 at 12:35 pm said:
    
    Black and white -I know you or I wouldn’t come out with something like that about another club, particularly if it was the first time anyone had ever heard of you. I would have to wholeheartedly agree with you!
    
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Smug cunt on January 17, 2020 at 10:00 pm said:

It’s like the fucking battle of Waterloo every week or so. Front rank gone.Steady the buffs. At Least dear dear lorry Fox is giving the fuckers hell.

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- Smug cunt on January 17, 2020 at 10:05 pm said:
  
  Now Maitland sorry, Lorry now’s your time.
  
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Cuntfinder General on January 17, 2020 at 10:12 pm said:

Owen Cunt Jones
The Queen
Her husband
Bobby Charlton
Dalai Lama

Hopefully one of these will be a culturally enriching stabbing.

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Freddie the Frog on January 17, 2020 at 10:24 pm said:

Norbert Stiles
Henry Kissinger
Lord Hezzelslime
Lord Prescott
David Gold

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