The Vagina Museum

I would like to nominate, wait for it, wait for it… The Vagina Museum in London. I kid you not.

Fuck me, you think you’ve heard it all – admin

The Vagina Museum, based in Camden Market, is marking the occasion with its first exhibition: ‘Muff Busters: Vagina Myths and How To Fight Them’.

The free exhibition opens to the public this Saturday 16 November and will be open seven days a week. It centres around the concepts of “cleanliness, contraception, anatomy, periods and sexuality,” according to its curator Sarah Creed. Exhibits include larger-than-life display models of sanitary products – a tampon and Mooncup – covered in glittery “blood” to help tackle the taboos around this imagery.

“For now I’ve focussed on top level content,” Creed says. “But I could have filled a space 800 times bigger than this.”

Visitors are handed an anatomy quiz to label parts of the vagina – and, by the looks of previous papers, it looks like many fall short in being able to do so. The exhibition also features a gift shop which sells everything from the feminist literature of Maya Angelou and Laura Bates to more kitsch items, like a knitted clitoris and a lightbox bearing the phrase “Love the muff”. Going forward, Creed is looking to engage with visitors to the museum in order to gauge the demand ahead of further exhibitions. Creed acknowledges the limits of her own perspective, as someone immersed in the world of vaginas.

As part of the museum’s feedback process, the exhibition will feature a “vagina postbox” where visitors can ask questions and share what they might like to see from the museum.

I’d like to see a ‘permanently closed’ sign on the front door.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

55 thoughts on “The Vagina Museum

  1. Sounds like a load of old cunts to me!

    I presume it comes with the latest tech in “Smellorama” in order to capture the putrid smell of rotting herrings. with some gooey yeast & encrusted old spunk thrown in for good measure!

  2. “…a vaginal postbox where visitors can ask questions…”

    ‘Can I drop a magnanimous load of man goo onto your funbags?’

  3. One suspects if there was an alternative in “The Cock Museum”, it would be instantly targeted by the usual suspects, and subsequently closed!

  4. I know of some creepy men who’d go to this out of the need to virtue signal and sheer desperation to get their hands on some pussy.

    They belong there, the wet cunts.

  5. Naturally it’s in fucking Landan of course. Destined to become one of the nation’s top five visitor attractions, I’d say.
    ‘I’ve focussed on top level content’. Wtf??
    I just wish the silly cow had opened a tits museum; plenty of opportunities for a bit of direct ‘hands on’ experience, *phnar phnar*. I’d by that for a dollar!

    Great bit of cunting Mystic.
    Morning all.

  6. My Mrs’ front-bottom should be in there, for the amount of use it gets these days, miserable cunt!

    No doubt the chastity belt will loosen when it wants moi’s credit card to buy her lot’s Xmas presents!

    Well this year it’s both holes and a gobble otherwise they can all make do with last year’s selection boxes!

    • Too right. Camden is an utter dump. A favourite of millenial cunts and stab-you-gee types.

  7. Everything I need to know about a pussy is on pornhub, anything else is for the owner to learn not me .

  8. I might wander in having a wank shouting ‘What a pile of cunt’ before shooting my load over the receptionist.

  9. I came home from work one day and my ex Mrs was stood over a mirror in the bedroom. I ran through the doorway and pushed her onto the bed. She said “What the fuck did you do that for ?” I replied “If you fell down there you’d have broke your neck”.

  10. In the interests of diversity we should have a museum dedicated to arseholes. Does anyone have an idea as to the ideal curator?

  11. I wonder what’s it’s like to open this place up day in day out?
    Sick to death of the same old cunt?
    Is it a whore house?
    No? Bulldoze the fucking place and put a pub on it.

  12. An exhibit on how to split the whiskers of an 18 year old would be more my choice. If the exhibitors asked me what do you like in a woman? Would my dick be an acceptible answer?

  13. I can imagine this would be an enjoyable day out for Jess Phillips and the Lesbian Labour Ladies Group

  14. The doctor was examining my cock.
    He said, “You’ve got a few strange marks along your penis. Looks a little like a musical instrument, a bit like a clarinet.”

    I said, “It’s a family trait, having body parts resembling instruments.”

    He said, “Well I’ve never seen anything like it, apart from one girl who’s vagina resembled a mouth organ.”

    I said, “Yeah, that’ll be our Monica.”…..

    • I think this is a splendid idea. There wasn’t anything as interesting as this the last time I was up Camden. The curator looks ok too, I’d like her to explain it all to me. Check it out for me B&W and let me know if it’s worth the train journey.

  15. Why would you want a knitted clitoris? What would you do with it? I’m sure there a few perverts who have the answer but it beats the cunt out of me.

  16. The last time I was in London I strolled around Camden and up to Parliament Hill, and I am sure I was followed on at least two occasions by bum bandit’s out fishing, so if that is the nature of the place it could have an educational value as to the proper place to insert one’s podger
    On a more entrepreneurial note rather than just static displays, live performance art could be incorporated, as after Brexit there are going to be a lot of luvvies looking for work after their EU grants/ subsidies dry up

    • Having given further thought to the long term financial health of this fledgling enterprise I suggest the art of the spoken word could be incorporated, whereby the cunts on display (one does hope a wide range of diversity is catered for) are vocalised in that you put your coin in the slot and get to hear a right on WOKE or femminist
      rant message.
      On a more serious note wonder if they will address the practice of female genital mutilation or being London it might upset the neighbour’s best brush that under the carpet

  17. Hang on. If it’s a c*nt museum, wouldn’t all the people and things nominated on this here fine website be on display in that museum?

    • For all I know, I might be. Why is there a museum for cunts, when I see at least 20 a day on the streets or TV. And in the mirror.

  18. I read the title and remembered I would be spending Christmas day in an old folks home, I am sure you can follow my trail of thought on this one.

    Now for those of you less well off I will give you my Christmas dinner for £1 tip.
    Go to pound land buy anything, Then Christmas day go to your closest old peoples home, ask to see Mable, claim you are family, waving the no expense spared gift (the staff don’t care its one less person to watch and entertain) and sit down and have a slap up meal with her, (when it says puree on the menu it’s not what you think, it means your dinner is going through the blender so do not take that option)

  19. They should install a glory hole where some tart pushes her fanny through a hole instead of a cock. Get to work on it with a tooth brush and some Jayes fluid before I get my tongue up there .

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