Russell Brand (12)

I nominate Russell ‘The Cunt’ Brand…One of, if not THE biggest cunt on the planet. Check out his YouTube vids, or if you don’t want to vomit, then don’t.

He tries to come across like some western guru with his scrag end beard and his answers to every fucking thing under the sun, but it gets fucked up ‘coz of his high pitched, whiny little girl voice and the fact that he talks utter shit. He gets famous other cunts like Deepak Chopra on his shitty YT blog and cracks on he understands everything Chopra throws up.

It’s like “Russ Russ.. who let the Guru out?”…FUCKIN’ CUNT!

Nominated by Glen

59 thoughts on “Russell Brand (12)

  1. A king size whopper of a cunt, with extra fries and a massive coke.
    I actually saw this cunt on Tele performing his ‘Comedy’ show and it was utter shite…the kind of shite yanks would find funny.
    Factor in his exaggerated cockney accent and supporting ‘West Aim’ and there can be no doubt abaaaht him being a cunt.
    Also saw him on Question Time waffling on about there isn’t too much immigration an all that and Farage straightened him out.
    Over rich, talentless, deluded, former smack head cunt.

    That’s interesting I can only find a cut down version of that missing quite a few bits in view of that I am going to stick this here.

    https://youtu.be/Za4u3vgQJYc

    Oh and Russel you are a knob

    • Medieval torture the drum is the only solution for this CUNT of a man and then we can really hear this shit houses whining high pitch voice scream. CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT and not just a cunt but a professional CUNT of the highest fucking cunt order..

      Your fixation on medieval torture is worrying, may I suggest you look up the raging bull? much more horrific and as its Greek so much more educational

  2. He’s just an attention seeking cunt! The fact he has (12) after his name speaks volumes about him.

    Just when you think he’s fizzled out, back he comes on the latest attention seeking bandwaggon just to self promote what is effectively a talent free zone!

    Having had more pussy than a feline rescue centre in his time, his last desperate gasp at attention will no doubt be to do a Bruce Jenner and transform himself into Rusty Brand.

    Not for me but I would be interested if B&W Cunt would pay the transitioned chocolate starfish a visit with his experienced tongue?

    😂😂😂

  3. Sorry for being repetitive but whenever this cunt gets a nom I have to mention how when this cunt was a postman he stole money from children’s birthday cards to fund his addiction.
    This cunt can never hold the moral high ground on any matter whatsoever…

    • Nor should the convicted fraudster Stephen Fry!

      Whenever that cunt goes to buy anything in a shop the assistant should always say: “And is this your card Sir?”

      “Yes of course it is!”

      “Just checking. You weren’t too fussed about using other people’s a while back were you! Cunt!”

    • Thanks JRC. Didn’t think it possible to hate this cunt anymore until I read your post..

  4. I think I’ve heard of this cunt from somewhere… not sure where…

    Hey! Wait a minute! Isn’t that him up on The Wall?

    • Until this cunting I was happy to assume he was dead and not give it any further thought. Now I have to wish he was.

      • My first thought as well.

        The last time I heard of the cunt he was living in a massive house in Hampstead, I guess he is having problems paying the rent.

  5. No wonder uber-cunt Katy Perry dumped him 10 minutes into their bogus marriage a few years ago.

    Perry is a full-on “me me me” sleb cunt; and so is he – and I guess their egos cancelled each other out and he fucked off out of the marriage,crying and bleating saying that Perry was a micro-managing control freak!

    Oh the fucking irony!

      • It’s ok when they look real, it’s those hideous beach-ball affairs that the birds have on the 900’s channels that are the real turn off!

        How they think those veiny monstrosities even look remotely sexy is beyond me!

    • For somebody who disclaims capitalism, he has an inflamed curiosity about the folding stuff.

      Therefore a hypocritical, greedy, unfunny cunt who looks like he stinks of piss.

      • Comedy genius!!
        Funniest man of the decade,
        And a intellectual, spiritual deep thinker to boot.
        History will show Russell was a great mind of the 21st century,
        Galileo, de vinci , Einstein, Brand.
        Blue plaque material .

      • As a national treasure could we not have a day of the year dedicated to Russell and his works?
        A national holiday with church bells ringing?

  6. Should have been cast as Worzel Gummidge in the remake. They could have saved a fortune on make-up.
    Just when this cunt seems to be done, he resurfaces again like the proverbial turd that will not flush. Truly a giant among cunts.

  7. What a wit. Leaves a message about fucking your granddaughter. Hilarious and cutting edge.

  8. He’s always come across to me as the ultimate me-me-me dandy cunt – the sort of dickhead who, if he was in the same pub as you, would be the only thing anyone could hear, until someone says to him “pick a window. You’re leaving!”

  9. In the words of the dear departed Bernard Manning “About as funny as a burning orphanage”. Also has the intellectual capacity of a very shallow soap dish. Fuck off you ponce.

  10. He is a God bothering bible basher to and he used to do his vids all in white in a white bed with white bed spread . Fucker thinks he is John lenon and he was a cunt himself.

    He us a deluded unfunny up his own arse fart sniffer. He has nothing to offer other then the shit he reads and believes like the sheep he is . The day he dies will be a great day for all British kind .

  11. Another one who should be told ‘Shut the fuck up, you irrelevant cunt!’ It fucking gets to me that the moronic outpourings of shite spouted from this straggly piss-rake are given time of day.
    A baseball bat jammed up his turd-cutter might give the gobby cunt something to actually whine about.

  12. This scraggy, terminally-irritating cunt would need to be watered a few times a week if his IQ was just a smigeon lower than it already is.

    Piss off.

  13. The George Lazenby of comedy but the Sean Connery of cunts. If I ever met this fucker I’d give his bollocks such a kicking that the next time he got on stage he could sing o mio babbino caro .

  14. Sorry to go off topic but my piss is boiling again.

    The London Bridge terrorist Khans body has been released by the coroner and is to or has been flown to Pakistan so his relatives can bury him or whatever.

    Why should this cunt get a funeral? Don’t want to hear about human rights or dignity in death from snowflake cunts. He had no respect for either in life and can not expect it in death.

    Cunt should of been cremated with no one in attendance. His ashes should of been scattered at sea in international waters.

    If it was left to me they would of been scattered in a pig pen.

    Fair do, but dead is dead he has also been on ice for a bit and had an autopsy which is viewed as desecration of the body by his faith.

    I expect one of the first to take issue with this would of been Russell Corbyn Brand.

    • I’m all in favour of this cunts body being flown back to Pakistan.
      let’s see if they can drop it into his relatives house from 30000 ft with an incendiary device attached to it.
      I don’t want these cunts in the country dead or alive, and they can throw that talentless cunt Russell Brand out whilst they’re at it too.

      • If they had flown him out there alive and done as you suggest I’d of been all for it!

      • Anyway i do think its a fucking disgrace .Heres what you should do/dig a giant fucking hole in the middle of london signpost it clearly so people understand its the body of the terrorist .have every decent law abiding member of the public pay lets say 1 pound to use the facilitys and defecate and urinate all over his body in his open fucking grave /all proceeds to go to a real charity of publics choosing

    • Russell boris brand does sound as good as back to reality and not poli ticks BOTH POLITICAL PARTYS ARE AS BAD AS EACH EXCEPT BORIS IS THE BIGGEST LIAR.

    • Wonder if the relatives find the three pound of pork sausage meat stuffed in the abdominal cavity. After the Indian Mutiny some of the peacefuls who were executed for their part in the shenanigans were buried in pig skins. Fucking hardcore the only way.

    • Autopsy is desecration but blowing himself up would of been fine?

      Nothing so queer as folk.

    • Put the cunt in a muck spreader and spray over Dick Fiddler’s land, make some use of the Odious bastard.

    • There’s a bullet in his brain pan, right? So what’s the point of the autopsy?

    • I hope that not a penny of U.K. taxpayers’ money was used. Interestingly, the cunt took from the U.K. education, health care etc but remained a savage from Pakistan. I wonder what percentage of the Pakistani ‘community’ in Britain fit into this category.

    • John Major is a fucking disgrace, if it wasn’t for that useless bitch May he would be the worst Tory leader ever . 500 years ago these pair of cunts would have been tried for treason dragged through the streets of London and had their fucking heads chopped off . Ah the good old days

    • John “Bull” Major is about as relevant as a gramophone.

      He’s a failed cunt of a politician whose only claim to fame was knobbing that fugly Edwina Currie creature!

      It was his treachery in getting Thatcher removed from office (the last strong leader we had), and political ineptitude that allowed “Cunt of the Millenium” Blair and his ilk in that destroyed this country over 13yrs of unregulated “enrichment”!

      Cunt!

  15. I know nothing of this bedraggled finger wagger other than my learned friends have identified him as a top drawer cunt.
    That will suffice.
    No doubt he is very wise and funny and knows best.
    Boil him in acid.

  16. The ultimate “look at me” cunt. Saw his “comedy” show on TV about 2007/8. Laugh? I thought I’d never start.
    Utter shite.

  17. He is one of these people who if you happened to see, you would overcome your natural reticence and just go up and thump just for being who he is a total gobshite of a cunt. Another one who I wish to extend some christmas wishes of a pox, cock rot, piles, shingles, bum boils and the shits

  18. Is the hilariously illiterate cunt still alive? I thought the last cunting would have finished him off, but no. We need to try harder, cunters. We have a huge backlog of cunts, and even the biggest cunts persist indefinitely.

  19. My daughter had the misfortune to meet him; she says he is an unbearable, talentless, smug CUNT of the highest order.

  20. Cunts like Brand don’t really want a revolution or kill capitalism. They’d shit themselves.
    They just want to talk the talk.

  21. Russell Brand, Russell Howard, Russell Kane are a party pack of cans of can’t.

    No offence to any Russells of the world just those three in particular cheese me right off.

    P.s is Russell Brand the son of Jo Brand?

  22. Russel Rabbit was much appreciated by our bunnies, but they pissed on amy image of Brand (Russell or Jo).

  23. You believe in altruism, right Russell? Well, you can start by buying me a new TV, as I’ve already kicked in at least 20 this year alone due seeing your gaunt, skeletor looking cunt-face on my screen.

    Even so much as looking at this total fecal splatter gives me the feeling of Dettol being pumped very slowly into my veins with a needle that has been freshly foraged from a Calais bongo-bongo camp thunderbox. If you took Charles Manson, covered him in Prittstick and had him army roll through some shite Camden hippie market stall, Russel Brand is what would emerge on the other side.

    Listening to the soppy cunt drone on and on with his with his preachy, pseudo-wisdom is like pouring piss in your ears, setting them on fire and then band-aiding them with molten dog-shit.

    Seal the cunt in concrete and drop him into the ocean.

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