Women and Equalities Committee

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I would like to see this group of clearly bored MP’s cunted.

The latest “huge” problem is inequalitiy in healthcare for

  • LGBT people. Their answer is that it should be compulsary to ask every patient about their sexual orientation.
    I’ve got a few alternatives. If you are in this group, make it compulsory to give that info. Leave me well out of it, I will just fucking pay for it. Or, take a look at the rest of your lifestyle. LGBT people are more likely to have

    higher rates of smoking

    higher levels of alcohol consumption

    gay and bisexual men more likely to have anal cancer

    bisexual women more likely to have cervical cancer

    higher rates of suicide attempts in gay and bisexual men

    self-harm more likely in young trans people

    higher risks of obesity and cardiovascular disease in lesbian and bisexual women

    I rest my case

    Nominated by buggrit

    • 30 thoughts on “Women and Equalities Committee”

    1. Nowt against gay people but if theyre so frail then maybe they are a burden on a overstretched NHS and should have to pay higher taxes?

    2. My very wonderful gay neighbours haven’t experienced any inequality in healthcare.

      And what have women got to do with the price of fish? They’ve had equality since the early 1970s!

      Except for the state pension, where they’ve been more equal than men, getting their pensions at 60 instead of 65… up until recently ha-ha!

      These cunts don’t want equality, they want special treatment.

      Fist-fuck them.

    3. If and when I have to go into hospital and it is ever more likely as I approach the twilight of my life, I shall identify as a CUNT. I will demand that I have my own private room, special meals and private mobility around the place so I can go chat to the smokers blocking up the entrance

    5. Speaking of griping women I note Fatboy Salmond’s court date is set for March 9th. About fucking time.
      That’s the day before my birthday. What a present it would be to see that corrupt EU arselicker banged up in Barlinnie. Cunt.

      • Thats strange Freddie – my best mate’s birthday is March 10th. If it is 1945 you might well be him!

      • I am sure Mr Salmond’s case is a misunderstanding. Only 10 instances of sexual assault so room for doubt. Probably.
        Anyway I am crowdfunding his defence.

      • It’s OK – he is getting Donald Trump to appear as a character witness on his behalf – “In all my sexual liaisons with Alex he could not get hard unless I dressed as some schoolboy called “Krankie” so he can’t have done all those things or nothing and he do properly respect hoes and bitches just like I done and stuff so all the rest is fake nooos by mentally ill losers – just ask my best friend n*nce Andrew what lives in Windsortown but might gotta downsize shortly to somewhere a little smaller with bars at the windows to stop him falling out or something”

      • Alec Salmond is completely innocent. I know this for a fact because he was having a pizza in Woking with me and Prince Andrew at the time of the alleged assaults.

    6. The simple answer to this bollocks is to ensure that those of the multi gender group are labelled as cunts. The term cunt on the medical information will ensure that the “cunt” is treated accordingly ie sectioned for the safety of us norms and the wellbeing of the World and gets a big dose of Largactil in the gluteus maximums left or right does not matter. Here endeth the lesson.

      • Addendum. The good lady wife pointed out that if I was considered normal then we are all fucked. With meds and understanding I consider myself normal…

    7. Fucking women!…after yet another row with my missus in the bedroom, I said, “Maybe if you shaved your cunt, it might spice things up a bit.”
      Woke up this morning bald, with hair all over the pillow….

    8. Is there a “Men and Equalities” committee? Or more pertinently, is there a “White Men and Equalitiies” committee? And if not why not?

    9. Since this committee includes Anna Sourtits and Jess Phillips there was no chance of any joined up thinking.

    10. To be fair, as I invariably am, some of that list applies equally to straight promiscuous people, and not all gays use the back channel (while some straight males do, with their female partners, though I am sure all cunters here only practise missionary sex with a condom)

      WTF is wrong with asking the question only if the symptoms presented have a bearing on the matter? Why waste everyone’s time and dignity?
      (Doctor looks up from patient’s form)
      – I see you’re gay Mr X. Why have you come to see me?
      – I broke my leg playing football, Doctor.

      Pfui.

    11. I’ll own up to being a fanny rat if they ask. I’ve been one all my life, and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Why should I be? I am what I am. I’ll also admit to doing a bit of rear ending (that’s just to please the wife, you understand; she likes that sort of thing).

    12. If these these biological misfits are more prone to certain diseases and tend to die younger than normal people then who gives a fuck?

      Natural selection working well I’d say.

      Fuck em all!

    14. Minority interests supersede those of the majority, ( the main concern of modern day politics )

    15. Now that I’m a grown-up gay, who has for long turned my back on (snigger) their ‘clubs’ and their sex carnivals of ‘pride’ debauchery, I’ve had plenty of time to reflect on the shortcomings (teehee, I said coming) of said ‘culture’.

      Every one of the fucking ‘scene’ fags was chain-smoking fags.

      What the hell is that all about? Does being a bummer neurologically engender a pathological will to give oneself cancer, in the hope it would beat AIDS to it or something? Filthy smelling beasts.

    16. I suspect that these females were already fat and ugly before deciding they were gay. Only some, I wouldn’t want to be considered homophobic. Why can’t you be homo indifferent?

    17. I don’t understand these fat ugly lesbians. I mean, whenever I look on pornhub they are all slim and beautiful. What’s going wrong?

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