A red-brick cunting please for this little arsewipe (and you can be sure she is only the tip – or tit – of the iceburg), who has boasted on social meeja that she will be voting twice in the general election.
Other students are being told to “vote early” (presumably after daytime TV when they have had their first fart after getting up) and “vote often” and, probably inevitably, to “vote Labour UK”
No doubt if the little cunt gets caught for fraud there will be a heart-wrenching plea by the barrister that daddy pays for that there was a “misunderstanding” – it was her first go at this voting lark, she is terriblah, teriblah sorry and ashamed, obvs, she was led on by the naughty boys at “uni” and will undertake never to behave in so stupid and improper a way in the future. Well, at least not until the council elections next year.
The judge (or more likely magistrate) will consider it “inappropriate” to send her to prison as it would interrupt her academic career – she has a fine future in the nail bar or even, if she is super-lucky at McDonalds. We have had judges in the past who refrained from sending an Oxbridge girl to prison for murder, as she was studying to become a doctor (she did, to her credit, finally renounce medicine). She will get a £100 fine which mummy will pay (daddy works in the City and couldn’t get time off work to see his brave little girl facing the consequences of her action) and if she is really unlucky she might get 12 hours community service (damn that’s 24 episodes of Hollyoaks missed).
Seriously we are allowing these fuckwits to meddle in democracy – we already have Granny Grieve, Dame Keir, Gina Miller and schoolmarm Swinson doing that for us.
Students ought not be allowed to vote in anything more taxing than the X Factor, because with the promise of free university education, they are already taxing us.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
LUCY – Lunatic University C*nt Yep
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Studying ethics and morality at uni then Lucy?…tut tut.
Stab in the dark but bet your first to point the finger if you thought those nasty rightwingers were cheating?
Hope you get the chance to see a real rightwing future,
Hope the sound of approaching jackboots figures in it,
And you get to vote which parent goes first..
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We could have a remake of Sophie’s Choice, call it Lucy’s Choice where she has to decide which of her rancid siblings gets shot in the forehead
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Simple. Make everyone vote in person (if you still think it changes anything).
Stamp the back of the hand (like clubs) so they can’t vote twice, but use acid instead of wimpy ink – or a hot brand….
…..and brand ‘Lucy’ on the forehead “Cheating Cunt” !
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At first glance there does appear to be a case for a conspiracy prosecution. Don’t hold your breath though my fellow cunts.
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An afterthought, there are cunts who wish to see the voting age reduced to 16 as persons of this age are capable of making informed decisions despite paying sweet fuck all in taxes.
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Those cunts you speak of would be Labour, SNP, Greens and LibDumbs.
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Voting should only be permitted to those who pay direct taxes, viz income tax. “No representation without taxation” as George Washington almost said.
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She’s encouraging people to break the law and as such she should be prosecuted under the appropriate law, Twitter is allowing the use of their platform for the encouragement of breaking the law, they should be prosecuted.
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Given Twitter’s Lefty sympathies, especially for university stoodents, they won’t give 2 shits about Lucy bending the democratic process of voting.
Had it been Farage or a right-winger offering this advice, Twitter would have deleted the message and blocked the account quicker than shit off a shovel.
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If it had been Tommy Robinson he’d have been nicked again by now.
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If it had been Tommy theyd of sentenced him before theyd nicked him.
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Tariq Mahmood encourages all his bretheren to flout the laws of voting, and his success rate n is amazingly good. So good in fact, Peterborough have already elected their preferred candidate ( Labour , ( don’t cha know )
Lucy is a simple amateur compared to the Peterborough Electoral Fraud Arrangement Committee ( Prices upon Application ) PO.Box 12 PE 14 2PK
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A CUNT of the worst kind, as we come to remembrance Sunday cunts like this don’t understand its significance.
Two world wars, millions died to preserve our freedom and democracy. All for little bastards like this to say “be brave ” in fiddling something men laid down there lives for.
“Be brave when the man blows the whistle climb up the ladder, and walk towards those men shooting at you with machine guns” how about that you filthy little slag.
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Call me cynical (or just a dour cunt!), but what difference does it make anyway whether someone votes once, twice or half-a-dozen times?
After the Brexit fiasco democracy in this country fucking died. Moreover we all know postal votes are fucking rigged; and during the counting process you’re never absolutely sure if the checks & balances are fully observed.
Anyway, if this Lucy cunt has found a loophole, then its up to the governing body to do something about it. But quite frankly I couldn’t give 2 shits who wins the election – they’re all a bunch of duplicitous cunts!
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Insightful comment, democracy as it was in uk died after the Brexit vote, spot on. Postal votes are a fucking pisstake most of the previous episodes of fiddling, postal votes. Usually members of a certain ethnic group who have a fascination with libtard labour. All the applications in the same handwriting from same address ie. 97 people registered in a one bed derelict flat above a fried chicken outlet. If not completely true very nearly if you check the facts about postal vote fiddling you will be surprised. As for students voting twice, most of the ones I have known had a problem walking and breathing at the same time due to vast intake of cool drugs and cheap booze. As you state does it really matter cos whoever gets in will be duplicitous cunts even old vazaline might get re-elected. The clouds are gathering this shit cannot go on for much longer
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I would never employ a fucking graduate with a “science” (as opposed to actual Science) or”studies” degrees. They are all unemployable cunts.
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If it favours Labour a blind eye will be turned, dont worry about that.
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Electoral fraud, or any similar kind of voting manipulation is treason, as far as I am concerned.
Arch-cunts like this truly warrant their place on ISAC; both as figures of hatred and for exposure of their fucking brazen antics.
I can only echo similar sentiments and hope that this knifeable shitcunt gets justice of both the legal and the mob variety.
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This is about “Lucy”, to start with, but she may not be* the first, and the real meat of the problem is further on in the article.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7641065/Undergraduates-tweet-boasting-shell-vote-twice-exposes-lax-voting-system.html
The Mail is careful not to accuse the students of electoral fraud – allowing that polling cards could have been stolen or otherwise acquired by third parties – but you may come to different conclusions.
*I allege.
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It can’t be rocket science to check if students registered in two constituencies actually voted in both. Presumably the powers that be don’t want to know.
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If they did anything as obvious as checking after the event the usual suspects would be squeaking: this is supposed to be a secret ballot, GDPR, etc, etc. The Great Lizard’s suggestion is to demand they register at one or the other location (A or B) – let’s say A. If they’re not at A for the election, they apply for a dispensation (from the A authority) in order to have a postal vote from B. This is easily checkable, I would think, and would not infringe their right to secrecy as to what they voted for.
It’s not perfect, but the Great Lizard’s proposal would run in parallel with causing his opposition leaders quietly to vanish from circulation, of course…
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It’s irrelevant knowing who the students voted for. Only whether they voted in one or both constituencies they were registered in.
I don’t know about you, but when I go to the polling station they ask me for my name and address, then tick me off on their register of eligible voters.
If I was registered in two constituencies it would be easy to check if I’d voted in one (legal) or both (illegal).
Same would apply for postal votes.
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Regardless, there would be squeals, I think. The tendency today is to squeal about practically everything. Crosschecking across constituencies would necessitate making elections a centralised data-processing task rather than a localised paper vote…raising further questions of security.
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The fraud works thus for that is what it is, you apply at mummy and daddy’s place ie home for the postal vote which can be delivered by anyone on election day to any polling station in that constituency or posted to arrive as close as possible to election day the only checks done at the count being the date of birth and signature (there is no time to do any more comprehensive checks) and they will be fine, in the meantime at uni you apply to be placed on the register of electors or for a postal vote and either vote in person or by postal vote at the uni constituency. Polling staff/officials just do not have the time to run comprehensive checks on the late applications for postal votes or delivery of postal votes as getting the result out as quickly as possible is paramount. I fear that this is rife in student communities and we all know where that vote is going, Labour capturing Canterbury at the last election being the prime example. Students have been buying or copying their dissertations for years now, electoral fraud is small beer to them. Patently the system needs to be far more rigorous and more prosecutions sought, but you get the impression it is all to bothersome for the powers that be. in short it is a shoddy disgrace
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Every university course should involve a months work per year in the fields, picking fruit and veg.
How much do you want your meedja studies degree now, cunt ?
Get To Fuck.
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A month on Fiddler’s Farm !
Ho ho ho !
I could almost feel sorry for them, almost.
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Fiddlers Farm 🚜
Self caterering rural retreat,
Fresh air, open fields, warm welcome!
Bring your wellies!
Disclaimer-anyone shot or abused physically or verbally does not hold
Sykes holidays legally responsible.
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The last student to be prosecuted for this received a huge punitive fine – £150.00 !!!
Waste of time.
Cunts.
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But hopefully a criminal record will prove a barrier to employment prospects but I suppose not having a job will allow the worthless cunts more time to spend dancing on the roof of a tube train and other Extinction Rebellion related activities.
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A fraud conviction should qualify the student nicely for the City or Parliament. Surprised we don’t have an MA course in Fraud Studies, in fact.
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It’s one big ‘Election Fraud’.
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A Mohammed was prosecuted for this in 2017, slapped on the wrist £130 fine plus victim surcharge.
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ID checks required at the ballot box, postal votes only allowed in extreme circumstances.
That should kick a big fucking hole in the Labour vote.
The electoral commission should be all over this shit, the bi election in Peterborough was a stitch up, ridiculous number of postal votes and around 200 rejected because of doggy signatures.
And how the fuck can it be right that someone is allowed to register to vote at two different constituencies, may as well be in fucking Venezuela 🇻🇪
Lucy is a cunt and I hope little cow gets sent down! Nice little criminal record to put on her CV.
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Do you see her uni taking any action against her, not a chance, but if she was to utter the wrong word or express a right of centre opinion there would be hell on
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Picture yourself walking to the polling station Dec 12
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly ‘I have come to exercise my Democratic right’.
‘Here is your ballot paper’-
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes replies
You go outside
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Now you’re at a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away…
You climb in the back but get back out again
And now you’re at a train station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes.
That’s a more realistic description of what voting means today than what you will see and hear on the News.
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That could make a really good song don’t you think. ! Lucy… Lucy….yes…a really good song.
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Makes you wonder how close the Brexit vote really was. I mean, if students and illegals are the prinicpal source of voter fraud, it makes the fact that Leave won all the more amazing.
No wonder these cunts are so desperate for another referendum – I’m sure this time they wouldn’t stop at 3 votes per liberal cunt, instead ensuring 5 minimum. Cuntfuks.
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When I am the kindly old dictator of the Free and Easy Republic of England, persons in debt, such as students, will not be permitted to vote at all.
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Oooops, in moderation, maybe it was the Venezuela 🇻🇪 flag.
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What the fuck is this country becoming? This is the sort of shit they’re trying to stamp out in African counties. Now Mubarek and his 34 family members will have block voting here? Fucking great.
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I hope she gets her quim torn off by the insane Somalians she wants us to welcome here.
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And all the parking stanley postal votes. Students only vote lib dum, who are going to be wiped out anyway – wasted vote.
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labour activists have spent the whole time since the last election getting students to participate in the electoral process by fair means or foul
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Mostly foul.
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