Jo Swinson (5)

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loopy Jo Swinson, PM

That’s right folks, Potty Jo Swinson thinks she will be the next ‘Pryme Minahstah’

Mad as a box of frogs, country bumpkin Jo (39) Member of Parliament for East Dunbartonshire, believes she will lead the shit for brains Liberals to a storming victory on 12th December, gaining 310 new Parliamentary seats.

Whilst you may suspect that the harebrained Miss Swinson is not playing with a full deck, she is completely serious in her belief the Millions will buy into her demented delusions, & accept that we all need to bask in the embrace of Junker & his EU stormtroopers.

Barking mad Jo may have been born under the zodiac sign Aquarius, but she clearly doesn’t have both oars in the water. Pass me a duffel bag full of whatever this mouth foaming Loony Tune is smoking, because it’s ‘grade A’ Whacky Baccy.

Call the men in white coats, as an emergency ambulance is needed to transport Crazy Jo to ward 7 (ask for Lord Nelson when visiting) – ? ? ?

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104 thoughts on “Jo Swinson (5)”

  1. Good Morning

    What a lovely cunting, it sums up this undemocratic bitch far more eloquently than I ever could.

    • The only way she will be Prime Minister is if she, Johnson and Corbyn have a wet t-shirt competition.

  2. Ghastly bossy insensate woman – she ougt to be grateful ITV don’t want viewers to see or hear her in the debates – whiney wet knicker voice, teeth like two rows of fucking tombstones.

    If they want to give viewers a laugh get Swinson and the Thornberry wimmin stripped to the waist in wrestling boots and skimpy speedos and let them wrestle in mud.

  3. She’s managed to surpass Corbyn in cuntishness. Can’t abide the cunt. I sincerely hope the LibDems crash and burn in the election, then she’ll be history.

    Screeching brain dead cunt.

    • The one seat I hope the ScotsNazis actually win………would laugh my fucking tits off if she was unseated (as well as unhinged).

      • Am inclined to agree, my good Wanksock.
        Have just been watching a Channel 5 thing on kinky sex.
        I think I know understand that I am a total degenerate, and if I ever meet a wimmin from Channel 5, I’ll opt for cocoa and the Flopsy Bunnies.
        I DO like a bit of fur… and hot cocoa on the knob is quite something. Takes me to a higher level…

    • Cunts knocking on doors for Labour must have skins as thick as an Elephant.
      The Lib Dumbs are another thing all together, they truly are on a fools errand .

      • Any party canvasser from whatever party that does’nt support leaving the fucking Eyooo! enters my property gets the dog set on them and he’s a big cunt!!

  4. Another cunt that thinks money grows on trees and that the economy runs on tofu and win.

    Let the electorate decide! Sadly, the electorate is full of cunts who will vote for this cunt.

  5. The power mad glaze in her eyes and shrill shriek are such a televisual treat.
    Other people follow her around and clap.
    Where the fuck do these absolute cunts come from?
    Hitler please.

  6. Four things we’ll never encounter: Dragons, mermaids, unicorns, a Liberal Democrat PM. Why can’t this silly, protest party be grateful with a dozen MPs and the forever notion of being what constituents vote when they’ve gone a bit eccentric.

    Listen Sugarpuffs, stop taking yourself too seriously and book a dentist appointment, pronto.

  7. This might wash with the middle class rah-rahs, Home Counties Waitrose cunts and stragglers of fifty something student union revolutionaries from Catweazle territory of the Socialist Republic of Islingtonistan. But a large chunk of the country, seats she needs to win, with the message “Ok you thick cunts, I’m ready to cancel democracy and clear up this mess”, will send her and the Limp Dumbs back into political obscurity.

  8. Mad as a fucking box of frogs. This deluded woman couldn’t lead the refuse disposal department of a parish council, let alone the UK.

    Her ‘eat an apple through a tennis racquet’ teeth, jolly-hockey sticks approach and floppy tits seriously irritate me.

    Just piss off Swinson. Hopefully after the GE crash and burn, she will be reduced to making baby oiling videos for Xhamster.

  9. This woman is clinically mad.

    I don’t think delusional has quite enough weight to describe big boobs, no brain here. Some of the drivel she comes out with is quite astounding. She claims her and the rest of her bat shit party are the only people who can bring democracy back to the commons; but only after cancelling the largest democratic motion ever to befall this country.

    How anyone would ever vote for someone, who’s manifesto is built on admitting they won’t support a democratic process if she doesn’t agree with the outcome, is a mystery.

    There’s a number of gigantic cunts come to light in recent months, but Jo deserves to be up their with the best of them.

  10. The limp dumbs have always been fucked in the head, they can make all the outlandish claims they want, as they’ll never have to implement them.
    In a past election or was it a conference? Didn’t one of them tell party members to go home and prepare for government.
    I would imagine it’s hatchet faced old easy lays like this cunt, that donald tusk was pleading with last night.

    • “Go back to your constituencies and prepare for for re-joining the EU.”

      Vote unLiberal unDemocratics 🐭

  11. The lovely Jo, crooked as Harry Lauders walking stick, burned out fusebox smile. I’d count my fingers if I ever had the mis pleasure of shaking her hand.

    Still……don’t think I’d refuse the offer of a soapy.

    On second thoughts…..

    • Morning all,
      How does square in her mind that overturning brexit is
      1 fair
      2 democratic
      3 going to settle the rift in the country

      Politicians are scüm but some take this to extremes.

  14. Just listened to one of her loony brigade on R4. Self identifying you gender is their official policy. Fucking retards.

    • I heard that too Chief. Such nonsense would come out of the (tongue in cheek) rants of Screaming Lord Sutch. Now the loonies are in mainstream politics.

      • #Me heard it too. Makes the Monster Raving Loony policy of fitting air conditioning units to the outside of buildings to combat global warming look positively sane.

  15. She wants to come up here and preach where 99% of us voted to leave in 2016
    Liberal Democrat’s stupid stupid stupid

  17. Anyone called Jo is a cunt by default.

    Jo Brand
    Jo Cox
    Jo Johnson
    Jo Whiley
    Jo Stalin
    Jo Swindler

  18. The good people of East Dumbartonshire need to vote SNP and get rid of this screeching old slag. She could probably earn a few bob giving Fatboy Salmond a tit job in his prison cell.

  19. Where does that ooh aarrh accent come from?
    There is now a serious shortage of women in parliament that i’d like to bone.
    Something must be done urgently.

  20. She’ll be of to Brussels to gobble off Goebbels Tusk after his speech last night.

    Maybe she will want to sit on his face, he’ll decline and sit on hers.

  21. It’s all that demented old cunt Vince Cables fault…he has radicalised the Lib Dems after Brexit.
    ‘We are the party to stop Brexit’ the senile fucker would mumble.
    Now Jo Swinson is the next twat trying to seduce the 48% of cunts who voted remain.
    What’s good abaaaht the remainiac parties is that Jo refuses to work with Steptoe, Steptoe refuses to support another Scottish independence referendum and the Green party think we all live in the Mediterranean and we have no need for boilers in our house’s and cars to get to work.
    They’re all cunts and after the bloodbath general election Chukka will go back to Labour and try to be leader, and Vince Cable will return to lead the Lib Dems.
    Jo Swinson will open a Deli in Islington and the Flabbot will try to argue that the voting figures are wrong.

    • Yeah they all want us to have heat pumps installed, 26k to retro fit the average house. I spose Corbyn will pay for them.

      • I think one of their proposals is to buy a cow for every home. Free milk, plenty of farts to warm up the house and free cow shit for gardening.

      • Or just get Emily Thornberry round to speak and warm up an entire city with hot air.

        I will laugh so hard if she loses her seat.

      • I’ll be pissing myself larfing so much, there won’t be a bucket in the fair land big enough to cope.
        Actually, I’ll be in Chairmany when the results come in, so may just go out onto the balcony, a la Adolf, and piss onto the pavement below…

      • And that’s just the install costs. Most poor cunts couldn’t afford the annual servicing costs or when the fucking thing breaks down.

        They are noisy and not as green as people believe. Many of the ASHPs work on low temperatures, so fine for a modern, airtight house with underfloor heating, but no good for a 17th century farmhouse with gaps in the structure you could drive Fiddler’s tractor through. Also many houses need a 3Kw or 6Kw immersion heater to drive the water ‘warmed’ by the ASHP up to 60 degrees C.

        The grid can’t cope now and it won’t cope in several years time when even more housing stock is added.

        My house is heated by Kerosene, so fuck the green brigade.

      • Smoked salmon is fuckin rank BWC,
        Makes me gag!
        How i imagine Ruth Davidson’s knickers taste!
        Whats wrong wi fish fingers?

      • I love fish fingers too MNC, stick 6 in a sandwich with mayonnaise. Lovely.
        Smoked salmon is the bollocks… especially from Aldi at under 4 quid I woof down the whole lot. Full of omega 3 oils for your brain and heart. We can’t produce the EPA and DHA from the oils naturally so we have to eat them.
        Kippers are good too.

      • I like kippers! Not had em in ages though.
        Had a homemade fishpie last night,
        But was tuna and coley, yummy.
        Kept a load of the prawns fir a butty today,
        Roy Keane would bollock me!
        Prawn sandwich brigade😁

      • Love Roy Keane MNC, even though he’s a Man United cunt he was a great player and a top pundit.
        If he was playing today and saw Jess’eh Lingard dancing after scoring he’d probably run up and kick the cunt in the bollocks.

      • I made the mistake of buying dome herrings from the Polski Sklep; it’s a nice place, with fit birds, but jeez, those herrings had enough salt for the Warsaw – Berlin autobahn, and tasted leathery, like old horse saddles (Davidson’s knickers ?). I’m not surprised they have horseradish that fries your brain.

  22. Here’s a good one for you…

    This Cunt had the temerity to claim for tooth flossing on her expenses in 2009, think it was for £29.
    Her expenses claims make for some good reading.
    I think the Telegraph ran an article on the Cunt way back.

    Thought about it again. I would take a soapy.

  23. As understandable as Joey Deacon, and as crooked as his smile! The sort of bird who you would grab at 0150hrs as you’re leaving a club! Always guaranteed a teary wank, behind a Bus Stop from her sort!

  24. Growing up I always viewed the Lib Dem’s as eccentrics , from the sozzled Charles Kennedy, action man ashdown with his swivel eyes and gripping hands, Ming Campbell, tiny Tim and two time loser grandpa cable who’s last stint ended with a confused cable who ITV were trying to interview outside the Lib Dem conference in Brighton actually talking to a member of the public and not the reporter! Until his PA dived in , Daft cunt….
    As cable ambled off to his care home to drink copious amounts of tea, piss his pants and bore all other residents senseless the Lib Dem’s set about finding a new dynamic progressive leader and ended up with this TURKEY!!
    Swinson is definitely not the full ticket!
    Looking like a “ day release” patient from your local institution or more likely due to public service cuts “ care in the community “ candidate swinson actually confirms this first impression to be correct once she opens her cake hole!!
    Many people dismiss swinson s ridiculous rhetoric as bravado!! Not me She actually believes her bollocks and that makes her dangerous!!

    How anybody could vote for this anti democratic fuck wit is completely beyond me……

    • The scary thing is though, millions will! And even though she won’t win overall control, the idea of being in a coalition government scares the hell out of me and any other sane person still living in this truly fucked up country.

      • Very true Technocunt, she gives it all this and that abaaaht not forming a coalition with Labour but once she gets a whiff of power she will offer Cuntbyn a deal.
        Thing with the Lib Dems is that they are cunts and look how Clegg the cunt went with the Conservatives instead of Labour who are much nearer politically.
        A very real prospect.

    • Very true Quislings… unfortunately many will vote for this deluded cunt.
      We really have a mass of cunts amongst us.

      • Actually BAWC + TC
        How well swinson goes is a barometer of how fucked up our country is , standing on a cancel Brexit platform will show how big the remaniac vote is……..
        only remain at all cost cunts could vote for her……

  25. That’s a hilarious reminder of the litany of useless cunts they’ve had for leaders. Go back further and there’s that sinister abortionist and peado-protector (see Cyril Smith) ‘Lord’ David Steele. (Not to be confused with the legendary batsman who kept Lillee and Thomson at bay in the past)

    As several ISACs have mentioned, Jo Swinson does however have a mightily acceptable rack.

  27. Slightly off target but I have just been on Gina Cunts website – Remain United and sent them a message

    FUCK OFF!

    • And Swinson is a cunt along with that arse wipe Tusk who is sticking his fucking nose in again

  29. An intriguing hybrid between a box of frogs and a sack of hammers. And isn’t the BBC giving her an easy ride? Admirable cunting, especially given that there really is nothing to engage with between her ears.

    • A reference to their conference in Brighton, I assume,Spoons.
      Hopefully she’ll take that advice and Godzilla bites her fucking head off.

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