Granit Xhaka

A toys out of the pram crappy excuses cunting for this Albanian, I mean Swiss ‘footballer’ who happens to be the captain of Arsenal football club.

This useless twat, so typical of Millennials, reacted like a big fucking baby when subjected to some jeering from the crowd. Like players in the past (and present) have never had to put up with this?

Long story short (ish), he was substituted during a game in which his team had just lost a two goal lead (at home) to Crystal Palace. Some (not all obviously) Arsenal fans are not particularly happy to see this guy playing every week, especially as captain, and ironically cheered (which was a bit out of order but it happens in football) when his name was called out for the substitution.

Arsenal needed a goal so he should’ve ignored these idiots and run off the pitch as quickly as he could to make the most of the time left. You know, for his team? But what did he do?

He started walking as slowly as he could and threw the captain’s armband o the floor. Then, the boos started (I would’ve booed the cunt too at this point). He then cups his hand to his ear, sarcastically encourages the crowd to boo him louder (WWF wrestling style) and repeatedly shouts “Fuck off!” to the crowd. He took his shirt off and according to some (the cameras didn’t pick this bit up – or the footage hasn’t been released) he threw his shirt on the ground in the tunnel.

Remember, this bellend is the captain.

Sure, he is human and just reacted. But if you play football and can’t take a bit of crap from the crowd now and again, then don’t bother turning up.

His coach/manager (who was an idiot for letting the players vote on their choice of captain by the way…that’s why this big baby is captain in the first place) has said that the player should apologise. He has been receiving ‘counselling’ due to the fans’ booing, which I’m sure, won’t encourage fans of rival teams to rip him to pieces from now on.

Almost a week later he has finally released a statement that blames his reaction to the abuse he and his family have had on social media. He has not apologised (he just said he’s sorry if people ‘thought’ he was being disrespectful).

His wife and kid have been threatened online by complete morons (probably mentals), which of course, is a disgrace. If an idiot has been saying he’ll come and rape his wife and kidnap his baby, then that idiot should be arrested or sent to the nuthouse.

However, if you put yourself on social media as a famous person, then you have to expect that out of your 1 million or so followers, a few of them will be mentals.

So I call bullshit on his excuse. He reacted because his precious ego was hurt and he couldn’t handle it, like a captain should.

If he had a brain (which he doesn’t, it seems) he’d get off social media and look at his own crappy performances and try and win the fans over by playing better, instead of reacting like a big fucking baby.

I would love to have seen how Brian Clough dealt with this cunt. The big baby wouldn’t have lasted the first training session before needing a safe space and some counselling.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt

Then again by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

An enormous overpaid cunting to Granit Xhaka. I’ve never heard of this cunt either. I spotted a headline of the BBC sports page and this snowflake fucker is to be offered counselling by Arsenal FC. Apparently he was booed off the pitch by home ‘fans’ and this has affected the poor little baby’s sensibilities. I looked him up, he’s a 27 year old Swiss and Arsenal pay him, wait for it….£5.2m per year. Fuck off you spoilt brat, I cannot even conceive ‘earning’ that amount so stop blubbering and get on with it, if not just fuck off back to the fucking Alps you bell-end. I can’t imagine Norman Hunter ever weeping into his cornflakes.

49 thoughts on “Granit Xhaka

  1. Can’t remember who it was but a player who had been dropped into the second team by Brian Clough went into Clough’s office and asked, “Why am I down to play in the second team at the weekend..?”

    Clough replied “Because you’re far too good for the third team”….

  2. As he’s Albanian, instead of having counselling, why doesn’t he just phone up his cousin and ask him whether, when he’s next in the country, could he deposit a small bag of Charlie to perk him up a bit. It shouldn’t be a lengthy wait as his cousin visits Britain once a week. He drives a big lorry which makes lots of stopovers in towns all over the country and always leaves empty, save for a half a dozen crates of cash.

  3. Good job he isn’t a dark key otherwise the police would have got involved, arrested the booing fans, and locked them up for a million years!

    But twats like him are the future – they love the adulation, but as soon as they get a bit of a slagging they become the victim and blame it on “mental isshoos”

  4. I’m happy to ‘second’ any and all cunting when it comes to footballers. Nought but a bunch of narcissistic, namby pamby, cry baby, cheating cunts! Overpaid, ham actors the lot of them. I can’t single out one in particular, as they all display a high level of cuntery!! Fucking cunts!!

    • Yep. I’ve seen motogp riders with broken legs etc. being bodily lifted onto their 300bhp bikes so they can carry on racing. Footballing faggots

      • Barry Sheen, Valentino Rossi, Kenny Roberts et al. All of them suffered from some pretty horrendous spills while booting it round various GP and Superbike circuits at 150mph.

        But even after a spill they would try and get back on the bike and carry on even if the bike was beyond fucked or their legs were in 6 pieces (slight exaggeration admittedly)

        They were hardcore, loved the sport even if they were paid relative peanuts compared to poncy cunts like Sterling and this cunt here with a stupid unpronounceable name!

      • I remember one bloke, think it was Noriyuki Haga, had smashed his lower legs to dust at a previous race, broken bones everywhere – So he had plaster casts done and painted up to look like his leathers and boots, and got his crew to lift him onto his bike with poles under his arms the following week so he didn’t miss the race

      • Oh and as for the TT maniacs, they’re so far past hard they’re into deranged territory

      • Fuck me, what a cunt I am. I meant John – but Martin would do if he wasn’t already dead.

  5. footballers get more and more like Hollywood actresses – tetchy, demanding, given easily to tears and tantrums, they also show a lot of leg and wear almost as much makeup.

  6. Granite – “a very hard, granular, crystalline, igneous rock consisting mainly of quartz, mica, and feldspar and often used as a building stone.”

    This twat needs to change his forename to something like Pussy or Smeg!

  7. Can’t fully agree with this one I’m afraid. Yeah he fucked up but his family received death threats – no matter how much money you have that is going to have an effect. We need to be careful on this site not to become like the ‘woke’ crowd in assuming that all rich people are just uncaring robots who have no humanity.

    • That better not be a cunting the cunter situation. You know the rules on that.

    • Rt Hon Earl – I see the point you’re trying to make, however I think it’s clear this turd reacted to playing shite and being subbed, rather than reacting to anything to do with his family. If it were, then he’d have been flicking the Vs and telling the crowd to F off when the teams first came out onto the pitch. Which he didn’t, so it’s not.

      Personally, I think some of his reaction has to do with pining for the open and majestic plains for Saaaf Londonistan, specifically Woolwich. Which is where this shit stain of a club belong.

  8. I’m now the last person in England that doesn’t think ‘he’s our best player’ and ‘oh he’s world class now you know’.
    I think he’s a bloke who can’t strike a ball properly whether shot, pass or cross and is vastly overated.
    But i must be wrong.

  9. Cunt. Go and work with an ambulance crew, doesn’t matter which, just pick a crew, for a week, on our wages, and then you’ll have something to have counselling about, you fucking privileged cunt. 39% of front-line ambulance staff suffer from PTSD. And it’s certainly not from a fucking crowd booing us.

    • You work with an ambulance crew, DCI Gene? MAXIMUM RESPECT! Years ago now when I still lived in the UK, I needed help from these wonderful people a couple of times when involved in an RTA. Calm, professional, caring and just lovely, lovely people who are meeting you when you’re not having the best day. Will always remember how well I was cared for by these folks. Cheers – IY.

  10. I can’t entirely agree with this one. He lost his temper in the heat of the moment and gave a bit back to the ‘fans’ who were berating him, fuck them I say, if you can dish it out you should be able to take a bit back.

    Regards the ‘counselling’, I doubt he is actually having any but this lie is just an attempt by the club to pacify their many entitled ‘supporters’ and mitigate any damage done.

    The reaction by many to the booing Gomez received the other night deserves a counting though.

    • I’m not Arse fan but I had a lot of respect for one of their best ever captains/players in Tony Adams.

      He was captain for about 12 years, and he was fucking hardcore, took no shit from anyone. And when he get slagged off by the press, the fans or the manager he thought “fuck it, I’ll prove them wrong!” and came out fighting in the next game.

      Compare and contrast….

  11. I remember the world cup in Germany when England were so piss-poor they were booed off the pitch by the England fans, and Rooney started acting like a cry baby over it, even though he was probably the shittest player there.

    Steven Gerrard, on the other hand, had the decency to admit that if he had been in the stands he probably would have booed too! I was never a fan of Gerrard as a player (at least, when he pulled an England shirt on), but he earned my respect for that.

    • Rooney always had shit games for important England games, and I remember that particular scene with Rooney walking off the pitch mouthing off to the fans despite having a shit game.

      These players quickly forget that they get paid obscene wages win lose or draw; whereas the fans pay thousands to watch shit like that, and have every right to give their opions

  12. His shirt also says “Fly Emirates”. Why fly with a bunch of ragheads when I can give my money to a British airline, thus supporting the British economy and British workers?

  13. Granit obviously not cut from granite then, fuck off back to Albania/Romania who cares, you’ll get properly robbed there

  14. Many modern day footballers appear to have the moral compass of a prostitute ,
    Drifting around looking for the next pound note, xhaka also like many modern day footballers is a fucking manchild who couldn’t accept being substituted and sauntered off to the annoyance of the arsenal fans!!
    As the captain he should be leading from the front and setting the standards!
    Not flouncing off like a child who’s been denied a fucking ice cream!!
    I saw a quote from ex captain Tony Adams

    “ play for the name on the front of your shirt and they will remember the name in the back”

    Xhaka probably thinks his teams called …..emirates
    And the fans will remember…. CUNT

  15. I think the excuse that he acted the way he did due to abuse on social media is just that. An excuse.

    Pretty much anyone who is famous with over a million followers is bound to get the odd nutter. Ignore them, report them or just get off social media.

    How does he even know if the one or two fruitcakes on social media were Arsenal fans anyway? How can he tar everyone with the same brush like that?

    No, the fact is that he didn’t like it when a few fans cheered when his name was called out to be subbed. It was his actions after that which brought the boos…and his subsequent reaction.

    I’ve been abused before on social media. I couldn’t care less. I certainly didn’t go into work the next day and tell everyone to fuck off.

    Let’s have it right. Sports fans boo. If you are a singer or comedian on stage and aren’t any good…you’ll get booed.

    It’s called the entertainment industry. It’s not nice to be booed but it comes with the territory. Xhaka is paid a king’s ransom, remember.

    If he can’t handle a few boos he needs to get a new career.

    But why should he? He’s now refusing to play at all. But still wants his 100k per week, of course.

    The fans are paying customers. If you worked in Asda and got a bit of a gobfull from a customer (rightly or wrongly) and then told him to fuck off several times, throw your name badge on the floor in front of your boss and company owner and then storm off home in your car (which is exactly what Xhaka did)…do you think you’d still be employed?

    And if you somehow managed to keep your job after that, would you be able to stay at home on full pay after refusing to come to work because you’re angry?

    No wonder the club are going down the shitter.

  16. I’d be quite happy to plant my backside on a bench and be a substitute for any team that would want to throw £100,000 per week my way.

  17. I don’t know what you call the hierarchy of Football Teams, league or whatever, but the ‘mainstream’ lot, if I can put it that way then are a bunch of preening, primadonna poofs. As soon as you get to ‘the top’ you’re brainwashed politically and indoctrinated to behave in PR-approved ways, for your £200k a week for kicking a ball. It’s a taylor-made aspiration for those with an IQ below 100.

    • WTF. If I had an IQ below 100, I would happily accept an income of 200k a week rather than membership of MENSA.

      • 90-100 iq is average intellegence.100 + is above average .Then mensa league and i cant stand football!I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in

  18. Who?! Never heard of the cunt. Which only goes to show how bad our society is these days when a man can kick a ball and get paid that sort of money, AND in a sport that has to be the most uninspiring of all.

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