Owain Wyn Evans

I’d like to give this regional weather reporter a fuckin’ good cunting.

Now, he might not be known by many and that’s why a quick look at the clip below will put you in the picture:

https://ilovemanchester.com/bbc-north-west-tonight-weather-presenter-owain-wyn-evans/

This notorious shirtlifter is also known to people in Yorkshire and the Midlands. He’s a fuckin’ mincer of the highest order and makes Tom Allen look like Charles Bronson. When he’s giving the forecast, his fuckin’ arms are waving all over the place.

He said “I do camp it up sometimes doing the weather, but I don’t even notice I’m doing it, when I’m waving my arms around”.

After reporting on a Fun Run, one of the other presenters asked him would he join in to which he replied “I can’t really run”. You would you cunt, if I stuck this red hot poker up your arse. And don’t stop till you and your boyfriend get back to Wales where you can wait for the next cold front to kick you in the cunt.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Ubercunt

124 thoughts on “Owain Wyn Evans

  1. I would have gladly cuddled up to Gemma Humphries norks ( she was the weather girl on Meridian).
    Due to cuts she was replaced with childrens presenter Simon Parkin.
    Such a travesty of justice.

    • What a well spoken and un-flamboyant lass. I’d far prefer to watch her buxom assets than the animated hands of some Gaylord dung-punchers hands. And when she’s finished on the news I’d drag her into the bushes.

    • Thanks for reminding me of lovely Gemma. I also tememver Simon Parkin, but mainly because he used to present the Disney show on a saturday morning ( I was in the target audience back then).

      One of those TV people who have been around forever (in my eyes), like Ainsley Harriot and Ferne Britton.

  2. Why is weather presenter a thing? I just look out the window or stand outside and look at the sky.

    • Seems to work for me as well Cuntologist!
      My guess seems as valid as their guess.

  3. He’ll also be a contestant on the new series ‘Straight eye for the Queer guy”

    Drink beer, eat pies, smoke tabs. Now to sex:

    “You do WHAT with other blokes arses? Ooh no we can’t have that”.

  4. Its probably been commented on already at this righteous site, but I’m a random cunt so I’ll throw in 2 bob. As I understand it poofs have been around for a long time. They’re not in my life and I’m no worse off. So why do I need to “celebrate” the gayness? It irritates me to be told by gays and non-gays alike what to say and think about their “lifestyle.”

    Cunts.

  5. After Brexit, of course, we won’t be getting any more European weather and we’ll have to rely on US forecasts…rejoice!

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