Jo Swinson (2)

This is the second time I’ve cunted her but she more than deserves it.

Says she’s ready to work with anyone to stop Brexit, but then immediately says not Corbyn (I agree the bloke is a dickhead), but as an MP, that’s one lie straight away. Her reasoning is that it needs to be someone with experience, and highlights that isn’t Jezza or her, so clearly points out she isn’t experienced enough to be PM, so why in the fuck is she leader of a political party? She has also previously said she wouldn’t accept the result of a future referendum if the result was to leave the EU, but she would accept it if we voted to stay.

This woman is a fucking loon. I don’t know who, if anyone, advises her on what to say in public, but she has so far portrayed herself as a lying, undemocratic, sexist, Remoaner cunt. The Lib Dums have had some fucking piss poor leaders in their time, but she has got to be the biggest retard of the lot.

I mean good news on the one hand, because they’ll never get in to power with this crone at the helm. But people have clearly backed her to get this far, which is worrying. I don’t know which is worse, the conniving, backhander MPs of expenses fiddling fame, or the Mumsnet, liberal, idiots who seem to be seeping in.

All I do know is that Jo Swinson is a fucking cunt.

Nominated by elboobio

47 thoughts on “Jo Swinson (2)

  1. Cue plucking of the banjo.

    The fragrant Ms Swinson – orthodontically wayward with a supercilious grin reminiscent of the hillbilly from Deliverance

    “He’s got a real purty mouth”

  2. The leader of the (neo) Liberal (fascist, un) Democrats!

    Western politics has turned into spoiled brattery!

    This is what happens after a generation of “participation” awards being doled out to society’s most feckless. It gives cunts like this a misplaced sense of achievement and entitlement when shit doesn’t go their way!

    Wasn’t it so much more simple when we just had winners and losers?

    Wee Johnny sat on his airn because he canneh hit a ba’w!

    Yes Jo, you’d be sat next to Johnny on the losers bench. At least Johnny used to keep his gob shut because he knew he was a loser, unlike you Jo, you twonk!

  3. She’s out of her depth and only got the job because she’s a woman that allows her kid to suck her tits in Parliament.

    She’s only fit for Student Union politics, the dozy bint.

    Fuck off.

  4. And she thinks winners ( brexiteers) should become losers as she knows best.
    Silly inbred bint.

  5. Ah, the wonderful Mrs Swindler, the Special Needs leader of the Liberal Undemocrats. Fuck me , how bad must the bloke she beat be that they voted for this fucking airhead. Even the bumboy and failed murderer, Jeremy Thorpe, was more convincing than this bellend and Charles Kennedy, pissed out of his head, made more sense.
    Having said that I think she makes a perfect leader for that bunch of traitorous, bungling remoaners. I want to see plenty of this bitch on the telly making a complete and utter arse of herself.

    • Ed Davey, the bloke she beat, is an equally anti-democratic arrogant chancer. Swindler only won because she’s female (allegedly).

  6. Contemptible woman. She is right up there with Caroline Lucas, Sugartits Cooper, Anna Soubry and Slubberguts Thornberry to be awarded “Cunt Of The Year 2019”.

    It’s a hollow vessel that makes most noise they say and Swinson proves the point every time she opens her big vacuous gob.

    • Christ knows how we’re going to pick this year’s recipient WC. There are so many absolute CUNTS about at the mo that I’ve no idea who to vote for

      • It’s still Appeaser May for me. As Home Secretary and Prime Minister she’s done more to land us in the shit we’re in today than any other cunt I can think of. Apart from possibly Blair, but he fucked off 12 years ago.

        And she’s done more than anyone else to debilitate and enfeeble the Conservative Party.

        Perhaps Blair and May should be made Honorary Cunts of the Year? In perpetuity. That would open up the field considerably. In which case I’d probably go for Corbyn. Caretaker PM of a government of national unity? He’s having a fucking giraffe! As is Swinson. And Lucarse. And Clarke and Harriet Harperson.

  7. Great nom. Six weeks ago, no one had heard of her. Now she is in the running for COTY. Shouldn’t there be some sort of intellect test for party leaders? And what the fuck does it say about Ed Davey that she beat him.
    Out of all the lib dem leader cunts, only Uncle Charles had any credibility as him and me shared the same “hobby”.

  8. It seems to be par for the course now to get bumbling idiots in to positions of power. Boris, Abbott, this daft cunt.

    No wonder the rest of the world views us as a laughing stock, imaging attending a summit of world leaders and having to sit in a room full of these mongs.

  9. its seems having a cunt may actually give a person a head start when it comes to being a cunt.

    Perhaps historically men kept women on a short leash for a good reason?

  10. I would like to put her to a bull, she deserves nothing else the horrible cunt.

    • Do you mean a frontal gouging by the horns?
      Or taken roughly from behind by the rampant beast?

      Hopefully both…..

      • From behind, and I would give it a massive dose of bovine viagra before it got started on the dirty bag.

    • I’d prefer to put her in a brazen bull until thoroughly fucking cooked.

      Fucking cooked cunt!

  11. I can’t stand her because she’s fucking ugly , undemocratic and clearly doesn’t understand how the world goes round.
    I did like that Scottish leader they had who was a boozer. I would have loved to had a heavy night on the piss with him in Weatherspoons.

    • Perhaps it was the Wetherspoons’ ale that finished off the old Ginger alky.

  12. She sounds painfully like Lorraine “fucking” Kelly and looks as painfully ugly as Lorraine “fucking” Kelly and you can bet your last quid that she smells like Lorraine “fucking” Kelly. *

    * By smelly I mean she has a stinky quim to complement her malodorous views on Democracy.

    • She probably has the same amount of political clout as Lorraine Kelly does on the ‘Good Morning Britain’ sofa, interviewing some cunt about their menopause.

      • That twee Scottish accent and face like a slapped arse coupled with her giggly shrugs whenever anything sexual is mentioned boils my blood. I could be talking about either of these hags.

      • I saw Lorraine K in Café Rouge in Edinburgh last year. She looks even rougher in the flesh than she does on the box.
        Evening Cap’n. Evening LL.

      • Evening Ron. She might’ve made a better leader of the Liberally unDemocratic Party.

        Incidentally, I saw Anna Sourberries at Victoria Tube station a fortnight ago gibbering and eyes flicking everywhere, behaving like a paranoid nutter and she IS as mental-looking as she appears in interviews.

      • Evening Ron, Cap. She is the archetypal ‘Mad cat lady’ or one of those anti-social hoarders you hear about buried under half a ton of their own rubbish for six months.

      • But Ron did you actually see the real LK or was it her doing her I’m as rough as fuck LK act as after all the LK you see on TV is a persona we know this because her tax fiddle case was thrown out because of it. Ugly Scottish bitch.

  13. Politicians are so tribal. Caught Heseltine on the Parliamentary channel referring to the Tories again and again as ‘they’. Ummuna referring to Labour mps as ‘they’. Once they turn they turn.

    • Heselcunt is hardly behaving tribally – quite the opposite in fact. Arguing against his own Tory tribe.

  14. As she seems content not to be PM for the five minutes a “government of national unity” will last, her chosen role will be Minister Without Principle, I think.

    There was a time when the UK could be united in a common purpose, but it certainly can’t be united in a common desire to ignore the clear majority of the people. More, I don’t think after decades of ‘diversify and conquer’, it can be united on any issue at all.

    • Strange that all the MPs putting themselves forward to form, comprise and lead Government of National Unity are Remoaners…

      Unity my arse!

  15. Related in a way, the death of the PC, Andrew Harper really demonstrates what an increasingly difficult job the police do in this country. I’ve never been in favour of the death penalty but believe that it must be introduced for certain crimes, the murder of a policeman being one. Unless something drastic is done we’ll almost certainly face a recruitment problem in the police. What’s this got to do with the Lib Dums? The fact that these bastards will continue with their platitudes, not give a fuck about police casualties and will still expect the police to protect them. But think of introducing the death penalty? Not a fuckin’ chance.

    • Married in July, murdered a month later in a torturous way. Truly horrible. Who would be a policeman, Blunty? Horrible.

      • Yes Captain, truly heart rending. He was about to go on holiday in a weeks time. You just get the feeling that this will be forgotten in a month or so unless something is changed.
        People might argue that the number of deaths of policemen
        has not really changed over the years. However, the statistics for assaults on the police shows a frightening rise. I think we’ve just been lucky that there have been no more mortalities.

    • Any news on the ethnicity of the attackers? I suspect goat fuckers or persons of colour.

      • One news reporter said police were visiting a site where a number of caravans were “parked up” (why not just “parked” ? Were they parked upside down ? Up a tree ?); I smell murderous pikey bastards.

      • Angry Irish caravan and camping club members surely not. They are just harmless tinkers making clothes pegs and selling lucky heather while washing their clothes in a local stream, while their mucky faced scamp children play with spinning tops and hoops.
        Fuck off the murdering filthy scum.
        AH was right about pikeys wipe em out.

  16. I hope she wins whatever the fuck she’s going on about.
    She’ll make Appeaser May look like bloody Churchill.
    Silly fucking bitch.
    Tremendous cunting indeed.

    • Arm the police with guns like in america .shoot on sight .fucking politicians wouldnt go for it here tho should shoot them first
      No brainer

      • In fact any mp with any fucking decency or integrity should make it fucking law.All police are armed with guns .period

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