Google Camp

‘Google Camp is meant to be a place where influential people get together to discuss how to make the world better,’ one regular attendee said.

The 200 guests left an 800 tonne carbon footprint, consumed fuck knows how much lobster and champagne, but don’t think it was all fun and games – the poor cunts had to endure a private performance from Chris Martin, so all-in-all I actually feel a bit sorry for them.

The boy Hewitt flew in to give a ‘passionate’ speech on climate change to the other rich cunts with their private jets, massive air-conditioned homes, chauffeured cars, and generally jet-set lifestyles in his fucking barefeet to prove how earthy and right-on his green credentials are. Surprised he didn’t lead a Levellers sing-song before flying back to their mansions ready for a day of spa-treatments and shopping, the sanctimonious, condescending, self-centered bunch of elitist cunts.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/02/hypocritical-google-camp-saw-tech-company-create-800-tonne-carbon-footprint-discuss-climate-change-10505583/

Nominated by ShagawotZ

31 thoughts on “Google Camp

  1. Twas ever thus. Hypocrites all. Do as we say because:
    a) we know best
    b) it wont apply to us
    c) we feel virtuous and good

  2. Google Camp – what a fucking pile of shit!

    That is really all I have to say on this.

    • Good nom shagga!👍
      Ex goverment transport adviser
      Dr Robert melia who was part of the extinction rebellion protests in London, has been up before the beak and fined few hundred quid,
      Dr Robert representing himself broke down weeping.!!?

  3. The only sort of camp these holier than thou cunts should attend is one organised by Herr Hitler and his group of merry men.

  4. Brilliant nom. Hard to find something more worthy, IMHO.

    This was nothing but showboating hypocrisy at its finest. Let’s all show the world just how much we rich and high profile people care about the planet…..in the process, we will pollute the air further and exhibit vulgar extravagance and without a shadow of a doubt, create enormous wastage from all of the catering that went on.

    What a shining example they are to us all.

    As much as ‘Extinction Rebellion’ get right up my snatch and are as irritating as fuck, at least what you see is what you get with them…..willing to camp out in all weathers and not a hint of glamour in sight.

    The celebs in attendance at this indulgent shit fest are simply a bunch of attention seeking cunts.

    ‘All mouth and no trousers’, as my dear old Mum would say.

  5. Google Cunts Camp, It makes you wonder who actually thought this was a good idea.
    Either they dont have a fucking clue or just dont give a fuck.

  6. Bunch of entitled cunts. Chris Martin is the biggest cunt. Fucking awful singer, fucking dreadful boring shit band. I have no idea why that shit he produces is purchased, miserable fucking drawl.

  7. Some Italian buggers must have made a mint out of these scumbags.
    What a set of twats.
    Spot on cunting thank you.

  8. So they discuss “how to make the world a better place”……..who for?……….not for us plebs that’s for sure.
    The world would be a better place without this bunch of money grabbing parasites and no mistake.
    So this was where the SJW Prince was when he was photographed mincing about in his bare feet? I read that, thanks to his slag of a wife, he has developed a taste for pedicures so no doubt he couldn’t wait to show them off like the glamour puss he has become.
    Somebody should tell the cunt what happened to his great, great uncle when he came under the spell of a Yank divorcee. It didn’t end well. What do they teach these posh cunts at Eton these days?
    The irony is that the libtards the wanker is trying to appeal to are the very people who would love to see the back of the Royal Family. Her Maj needs to have a word about how Royals are supposed to conduct themselves. She might also suggest getting shot of that pretend libtard bitch before Phil the Greek makes a phone call.

    • He likes pedicures? Someone should suggest a fish pedicure with those little gara fish that nibble at your feet, on the day replacing them with a tank full of piranhas.
      Mind you there is a risk with this gara treatment it can lead to HIV or hepatitis. Oh dear what a shame.

  9. Seeing as all these annoying cunts are all at the same place at the same time whilst attending this event, is there anyone interested in crowd funding a drone strike at next years event?

  10. Rich cunts “saving the world” and making sure every cunt knows about it.
    Is it possible to crawl any further up your own arse than this bunch of self important wankers?

    • I doubt it very much, Fred.
      Does anyone know if Virtue Signalling Cunt In Chief Bono was there? I can’t believe that cunt would miss such an opportunity, but I haven’t seen him linked.

      Top notch bit of cunting Shaga!

  11. Reminds me of the time Sting made a big friend of a South American tribal bloke with a huge bottom lip plate to show how much he cared for the rain forest.
    Wonder if they’re still mates?
    Cock hole.

  12. Let’s not pretend. This wasn’t influential people coming together to discuss how to make the world better. This was people with very deep and sinister connections coming together to come up with a Plan B for imposing NWO, since us plebs went and fucked it up for them with Trump and Brexit.

  13. The boy Hewitt really does need to fuck right off. The best thing that can happen is if he and the mulatto fuck off to Africa and never come back. Hopefully they get bummed and killed by the natives.

  14. Publicity for cunts who get too much publicity already. Nothing positive will come of it. I remember when the Reverend Blair got into his pulpit and preached on climate change at the Gleneagles G8 summit in 2005, then invented a Climate Change Initiative as part of his faux-charitable moneygrubbing outfit. Went nowhere apart from getting him an advisory role with Khosla, an investment fund which sometimes funds greenwashed enterprises, and the CCI was effectively dead by 2009. Meanwhile, and to date, he buzzes round the planet like a bluebottle circling a turd, with his taxpayer funded entourage, in private jets and VIP class scheduled flights.

    Wasn’t spotted at the Google Camp, but he is getting increasingly secretive, no doubt as threats to his continuing existence multiply, and was probably preoccupied by getting his horrible daughter safely married off in Sicily. He’d have fitted right in though…

    • I just had the misfortune of googling Kathryn Blair. She should sue her parents for passing on the ugly gene.

      • Sorry to point in that direction, and I apologise for the inevitable distress. The combination of Mater’s mouth and Pater’s lower lip is not suitable for general viewing.

      • Well, she didn’t have any hope of looking stunning when she dropped out of the cunt of the Repugnant Woman.

  15. Was Leonardo di Hypocritio there along with Emma Fly 1st Class Thompson? Cunts even if they didn’t go to search engine camp. Fucking hate Google as well.

  16. I’m surprised old squinty herself, “Skid” Markle didn’t join her hubby on this jaunt,she’s unbelievably missed an opportunity to do some finger wagging and another tiresome chance to tell whitey what a cunt he is.

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