Ahmadiyya Muslim Community UK

Ahmadiyya Muslim Community UK – No, me neither but:

‘Rafiq Hayat, president of the Ahmadiyya Muslim Community UK, has encouraged people of all faiths to get to know Muslims better at the convention. ‘Islam actually places an emphasis on integration and contributing to the society you live in, which is what the 35,000 Muslims who’ll be gathering at the UK’s largest Islamic convention aim to show – that loyalty to your country is in fact a part of your faith,’ said Mr Hayat.’

Integration? Loyalty to your country? In which country of the world do these fuckers integrate and show loyalty? What exactly is Sharia then?

There is nothing in their scripture to back this up. Even in America where loyalty to the flag is a given the Muslim senator doesn’t acknowledge 9/11 as an Islamic act.

This lot are the Islamic Ministry of Truth, but no doubt right-on fools will be taken in.

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59 thoughts on “Ahmadiyya Muslim Community UK

  1. If they are sincere, good. If they are not, fuck off.

    There may be a minority of Muslims of this frame of mind and good luck to them. But unfortunately the majority are goat fucking medieval cunts.

  2. Hmm. Not sure about this. I have no truck with religions, especially the youngest of the Abrahamic delusions. However, if any Muslims really are peaceful it is Ahmadi Muslims. That shopkeeper who was stabbed to death in Glasgow was an Ahmadi. His ‘crime’? Wishing people a Happy Easter. That well-known oasis of tolerance, Pakistan forbids Ahmadis from calling themselves Muslims or their places of worship mosques.

    I’ve been having another pop at Hewitt jr and his Mate Fat Reg over at mine…

    https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2019/08/23/the-arrogance-of-the-rich/#more-11206

  3. These wankers are named after a cunt called Ahmad who was the second coming of Muhammad, the Mahdi (expected one). Well actually it was the third coming because there was a Mahdi before him, the one who did for General Gordon at Khartoum and stuck his head on a pole. He was also called called Ahmad or bin Ahmad or some such shit.
    They are just mad as fuck primitive cunts and all the other camel drivers want to kill them. The whole lot of them are fucked in the head and need to go back to the sand dunes and kill each other like they have for centuries. Fucking savages.

  4. Be careful what you say because anything remotely negative will be deemed as race and/or religious hatred, and the Old Bill will be on your doorstep ready to knock seven shades of shit out of you while completing ignoring the shocking wave of child abuse going on by the friendly and “loyal” Muslim community.

    So let us all hold hands and give blessing to the subtle indoctrination of Sharia Law through the back door over the next few years. (Just make sure your wife/girlfriend is suitably kitted out with the appropriate letter box attire!)

  5. For nearly 500 years the C of R has tried to destroy England and failed, now these goat botherers and child rapists(look up quotes from Ayatollah Ruholla Khomeini) seem to be succeeding. How very much you need another William Cecil and a Queen that speaks her mind. A traffic jam at traitors gate is one I wouldn’t mind seeing.

    • C of R = Church of Rome? Just checking. Am a bit slow on the uptake these days…

      • I don’t want to be moderated for writing pay-piste. P.s. now your appeal has failed Cardinal George, please enjoy the unlimited buggery available as a guest of her Majesty.

      • I don’t think Papist is a moderated word. The next word is, so won’t push my luck.

      • Popery, papitistical you can have, Romanist is a good one, failing that jesuitical. All good wholesome anti-Catholic slurs. I mean words.

  6. We don’t have fuzzy feelings for Muslims on here. We don’t have the warm and fuzzies for the muzzies.

    But is there some green shoots of hope? I think the UAE, Qatar are moving in the right direction. Abu Dhabi has a new catholic cathedral.

    When we talk about them being ‘medieval’ it refers to Pakistan, Afghanistan, Africa. But what about Malasia, Indonesia? Surely we wouldn’t count those places as ‘medieval’.

    It is actually ‘an ecumenical question’. World peace depends on interfaith dialogue. It should be made compulsory for faith leaders to meet regularly. To try and stop suspicion building.

    I believe there is a move (probably shared by many on here) to exclude religion from the Public Square. Nay, to remove it all together. But I say that an irreligious ‘secular’ society can soon degenerate into the immoral one. And who would deny that looking around us today?

    • Quite right.

      If the current experiment in secularism has taught us anything it’s that if you exclude the old religions, new ones will spring up in their place, whether it’s environmentalism, feminism, racialism or socialism (but I repeat myself).

      And the new religions are all stick and no carrot. Utterly miserable.

      Sadly we can’t go back to any sort of golden age, because it didn’t exist , and the hierarchies of Christianity today are all as infested with leftist dipshittery as the secular sphere.

  7. Posting my thoughts on this will get me 100 years dungeon so I shall refrain.
    Panto.

    • Dont care what flavour of muzzie they are, show loyalty to your country?
      Well its not your country, not yet!
      I dont want them to integrate
      I want them to book a flight or to top themselves.
      The enemy is the ememy doesn’t matter if called mardyarse still the enemy.

    • I’m not afraid to say what everyone with a molecule of common sense is thinking. The only way the West has any chance of surviving is to outlaw and eradicate this evil incarnate political cult (NOT religion) from our midst. And if any Marxist authority figure tries to call me out on saying so, I’ll just whip out my gay card and cause their heads to explode in non-computing contradiction and dichotomy.

  8. Ahmadiyya? Wasn’t that a hit in the mid 80’s for unhinged, Austrian warbler Falco?

    Integration? Pft.

    What a load of old shit.

  9. Integration? Is that why they come and build huge mosques, demand signage be written in Urdu, still continue to wear burqas and hijab, refuse to, or feign being able to speak English, only eat Halal meat and continue to force arranged marriage?

    Contributing to society? Opening swathes of takeaways and driving death trap taxis? They may contribute to Muslim society, but definitely not British society.

    Of course I’m a racist for pointing these things out.

  10. Just clocked Melania and Orange Man on the News boarding a plane. Couldn’t help noticing Melania’s arse was looking a bit big in white jeans.

    • Decent arse though!
      Sorry you mean melania?
      Or was Trump in white jeans?
      Tired this morning, 😨

      • You should take a leaf out of Blunty’s book and sleep in till midday. Lazy sod.

        Yeah, still a very decent arse, but she needs to be careful.

      • But Blunty has the luxury of being retired whereas I dont, think im a bit dehydrated from yesterdays work,
        Lost a few minerals an salts etc
        Melania is gorgeous but seems a bit ‘wooden’ think Donald drugs her?
        Seems bit stunned like shes been hit by a car.

      • I too have the luxury of being retired (allegedly) but rarely get more than 4 hours sleep of a night. You have my sympathy.

        Melania may appear a bit wooden, but she rarely fails to give me wood. I’d be on drugs if the Donald was my husband.

      • She probably gets spit roasted every weekend, by a couple of young Secret Service goons, whilst Big Don is golfing.
        Oh yeah.

      • She’s currently in the doghouse. Fucked up the printer by putting in the wrong ink cartridges FFS!

      • Morning RTC.

        Melania is probably consoling herself with a shit load of junk food due to the fact she is stuck with that Shredded Wheat mulleted cunt until he is no longer POTUS (He has probably greased her palm, and not for any ‘kinky reasons, if you know what I mean)

        Poor cow. No amount of cash could make me sleep next to, never mind WITH that orange ape.

      • Morning Nurse.

        Your professional opinion is much appreciated here. I believe we are of one mind.

        Except Melania probably doesn’t give you the horn.

        But no probs if she does. It would add spice to my already degenerate fantasy.

      • Just seen melania and her arse on news, yeah looks like her white jeans were ironed with her still in them.
        Maybe she’s preggers?
        Donnies a virile alpha male, probably 4month gone!

      • Naah, ‘fraid not RTC.

        Mind you, if I had to choose between ‘the orange one’ and his long suffering Mrs, I would happily turn lezzy in a hearbeat!

      • Does pregnancy make your arse spread? Afraid I don’t have much experience in that department.

        My missus’s arse has spread quite alarmingly in recent years, but don’t think she’s pregnant. Never has been to my knowledge.

      • Think most things spread when a womans pregnant, starts with them spreading their legs, then the arse spreads, ends with them spreading your money. Circle of life that.

  11. To be fair, the Ahmadiyya are known for being quite peaceful to the point where even Tommy Robinson has stood up for them.

    They aren’t really proper Muslims because they think that Buddha, Zoroaster and Lord Krishna are prophets alongside Mohamed.

      • Even Shia, sufi and sunni Muslims agree that Hey-Zeus was a prophet (just not the prophet to end all prophecies) so I’m puzzled by your question.

      • Hey-Zeus- he plays for Man City doesn’t he TITS?
        He’s not as good as the Mighty Salah.

      • That’s what makes me laugh about recent white, British converts – the fuckers will slate eating swine because it’s dirty (the book says so) but will wax lyrical about how dogs are great and any dog-abusers are evil bastards. Oh the irony.

  12. The ahmadiyya are alright by me…much closer to our values than the rest of the peacefuls. Genuinely nice people, can’t get on board with this cunting.

    Also, the real muzzies consider them to be apostates and are fair game for persecution…

    • Don’t touch the things, this is a local shop for local people, there’s nothing for you here.

  13. I don’t like any foreigners. Even as I sit here in an internet cafe minding my own business, I’ve got the biggest, ugliest fucking spade I’ve ever seen looking over my shoulder reading every word I ty

    • I’m so glad I read that entire comment beca I was about to call you a bigoted, racist, inbred, nuckle-dragging cu

      • *because (not a deliberate mistake).

        Fuck sake, that completely undermines my hilarious attempt at irony and satire.

  14. I’ve just woken up as my ears were burning badly.
    I see the Communi’ee has cocked up their slogan “Love for All and Hate for None.”

    This should have read “Love for Allah and Hate for Nôncës.

  15. The Ahmedi are not mainstream Muslims, and are –described by rights organisations as one of the most relentlessly persecuted communities in Pakistan, the Ahmadiyya have seen their personal and political rights erode steadily over the years under pressure from orthodox Muslim groups.

    Suggest the more hate-filled among us look up what they’re actually on about before cunting anything they pick up with the word Muslim in it.

    Of course, they won’t. So let me boil their low-flashpoint piss a bit more.

    In 1974, under severe pressure from clerics, Pakistan’s first elected prime minister, Zulfikar Ali Bhutto, introduced a constitutional amendment – known as the second amendment – which declared Ahmadiyya non-Muslims.

    A decade later, a new law was brought in barring Ahmadis from calling their places of worship mosques or from propagating their faith in “any way, directly or indirectly”.

    Anticipating the impact of the new law, the community moved its headquarters to the UK.

    That’s why they’re here, and I wish them no harm whatever.

    • @Komodo we disagree on much but you are bang on the money here.

      The Ahmadiyya are the “oppressed” Muslims we often here so much about but never do we hear that they are in fact apostates being oppressed by actual Muslims.

      They are the silent minority who should actually have a voice.

  16. The Ahmadi who was murdered in Glasgow perfectly demonstrates how far being peaceful and “turning the other cheek” gets you – a knife in the back.
    This should be a salutary lesson for this country where “ turning the other cheek” is now very fashionable. Whatever you do- “Don’t look back in anger.”
    P.S. Substitute don’t look back in anger with bury your head in the sand.

  17. Mardys seem to be hated by the other peacefuls, maybe its best they just go and leave these shores?
    Might start a trend?
    Bye! Miss you already…

  18. Speaking of diversity and enrichment, what are the predictions for ‘carnival’ this weekend? I’m going with:-

    430 arrests
    10 stabbings
    2 murders
    1 salty David Lammy

    Who will see or raise me?

  19. Apparently the coppers have been told not to dance with any lithe, young black fanny but to remain “vigilant and professional.” So that’s one cliche we won’t be seeing.

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