The Office for Budget Responsibility

Doomed. We’re all doomed.
Doomed I tell you, if we have a No-deal Brexit.

Or so says the Office for Budget Responsibility. Address Westminster, SW1.
And it must be true because Phillip Hammond backs them up.
The OBR is staffed by London civil servants, some ex Bank of England and Treasury, so obviously totally independent.

You have been warned. The sky is falling in. And it’s all the fault of Leave voting cunts, North, South and West of London (wherever that is.)

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

41 thoughts on “The Office for Budget Responsibility

  1. It’s what we are not told that we should worry about. Our E.U. contribution rose by 20% due to the relative health of the UK economy compared to the euro zone.

    Didn’t see the BBC headline that, I’m not sure they even reported it.

    And extra 2.6 billion sent abroad when we can’t fund fuck all at home.

    • Thats the answer

      Stay in the EU, let steptoe and son trash the economy and we will become a net beneficiary from the EU.
      All the net positive immigration will stop because Romania and Co will be more desirable than the UK.

      Sorted!

      • The damage done to the economy by Brexit will be as a Teddy Bears picnic party in comparison with a Pikeys Picnic Party if Corbyn and McDonnell get their hands on the economy.

      • Relax. Corbyn’s not getting anywhere near No. 10. He’s been headed off at the pass by the Tribe. Still, the chaos should be just as satisfactory under Boris. Pass the popcorn, please.

  2. Make up any old figures and say them. Some fucking moron will believe it.

    Hoo-ee, what cunts!

  3. Total bullshit! If these clever bastards know so much about the markets and economic movements and can predict all this shit why are they working , stuck in some poxy office, five days a week for a civil service wage?
    Why aren’t they in the Bahamas working an hour a day on their laptops making a bundle on the stock markets? I’ll tell you why. It’s because they are lying remoaner arselickers who don’t know shit about fuck all.
    You have to be dumb as fuck to swallow this load of cuntery.

  4. Does anybody know what ‘The Office for Budget Responsibility’ actually does? Sounds like another haven for time serving jobsworths to me.
    It’s all the fault of Trump and Brexit. I don’t actually know what, but it’s their fault, the cunts.

    • They all sit in huge armchairs in silk pyjamas smoking cigars and dreaming up ever-billowing nonsense to frighten any weak-minded people. The bilious chicken-littles’ hysteria has only just commenced.

  5. So the Hammond cunt is resigning. Three years too late but good riddance fuckface.
    Have we seen the last of this fucker? You are joking.
    The sour faced cunt will be on the telly , especially the BBC, every fucking day spreading his doom and gloom.
    The arsehole should not just resign but join the Lib Dumbs and line up with all the other Quisling shitcunts.

    • I’d line the fuckers up alright.
      With a blindfold and last cigarette…

      “Ready… Aim… FIRE!!!”

      The worthless cunts…

    • I have a question for Hammond. How do you resign from a job you’ve just been sacked from?

      Just asking…

    • Mavis should refuse to accept his resignation (he’s even fucked her over in the past) and leave it to Boris to sack the bastard days later.

      • If he has the chance Dio, he intends to resign just before Mavis goes.

      • Never thought of that one but it would be the greatest legacy she could ever achieve!

      • She should refuse the cunts resignation. I know it’s only a day or two but leaving the country without a chancellor is irresponsible and selfish. Let him get sacked the cunt.

      • First sack Hammond, then sack Carney.
        Cowardy Custer Phil can take a job selling fruit’n’veg in Brussels and failed fortune-teller Carney can sod off back to Canada and fuck moose.

      • What the fuck does Carney cunt-face do except virtue-signal by putting benders on 50 quid notes? Anyway, the Poles did all the hard work for Turing.

    • Hammond’s a natural for the Tony Blair Institute for Tony Blair, even if he can’t pick up any post-politics sinecures with global finance. Creeping-feeding cunt.

  6. He should be sacked ‘ Longshanks Style.’
    Fly or die !
    The grimacing cunt.

    • Longshanks for all the little mincing, sly, bullshitting remoaner fucks.
      Longshanks had the right attitude!

  7. Another posh sounding title for just another bunch of fucking clueless wankers making stuff up as they go merrily along.
    Ebola CUNTS

  8. There will be no need for The Office of Budget Responsibility once there is a Labour government in charge; John McDonnell is the epitome of fiscal rectitude, Jeremy is keenly aware of budgetry constraints while The Flabbot with her super- computer maths brain will correct any mistake or discrepancy in government expenditure. No need to worry cunters.

    • Well done Miles for mentioning The Flabbott without describing her sitting on some poor cunt’s face and the secretions from her capacious vagina.
      I sometimes think i’m the only cunt on here who isn’t a filthy pervert.

      • Freddie; I’d somehow breezed past Mile’s descriptions of above but your description put it up in highlights. Erm…thank you

    • Yeah maths to Abbott is like kryptonite is to superman.
      Shes thick as shite from that beatles wig to her swollen ankles.
      How can anyone regardless of political stance consider her for a position of power?

      • MNC, “Beatles wig” ~ baaaaaaaa 😃😰

        🎵”I am the Walrus, koo-koo, mojito.”

  9. We are not leaving Europe,we are leaving the EU.

    Our economy will boom.

    Fuck the EU.

    God bless the Queen.

  10. Project fear 2 really has gone into overdrive for something that still hasn’t happened yet.

    They still whinge on about the uncertainty forgetting that the very people who caused all this fucking uncertainty are themselves. Cunts.

  11. The OBR is a contradiction in terms. “Responsibility”?? An unknowm word in Government.

  12. I can’t help thinking that these cunts are in the Eu pocket ?
    Vested interests. Either financial or a nice job in the Eu if we stay.

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