Jeremy Vine is a redoubtable cunt. From his irritating “right on, the mouthpiece of BBC Radio” manner to his unwavering view that he has to own every debate he chairs, the man is one irritating fucking arsehole.
This prick has incontrovertible form for cuntitude; he most publicly flounced out of a pub garden as he was mortally affronted after sensing the faint odour of a cigarette on the table next to him.
After holding up and pissing off a female driver in Kensington on his bicycle by riding down the middle of the road, the woman threatened to give him a robust shoeing. All the weedy prick could do was film her on his helmet cam (and what a fucking helmet), and keep repeating to her, like fucking Rainman, that he had to keep a car’s width from any parked car (in case they opened their door in his path). I would have loved to have seen that and watched the cunt embed his top front teeth in the tarmac.
At the end of the altercation, the woman made a gun shape with her hand and pointed towards him. The BBC had schooled him well; his dopey reply in his best Neil the Hippy voice was “wow that’s not appropriate”.
It’s about time this fossilised dog turd was cunted. Perhaps he could do us all a big favour and cycle up alongside the nearside of a left turning cement lorry to inflict his morose, right on, pious views to the hairy arsed driver. Oops – Vine fruit compote!
Nominated by 60% of radio listeners, Written up by Paul Maskinback
The twat has not worked out traffic lights either.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9526442/jeremy-vine-bike-cyclist-hit-black-cab-driver/
I have just checked my “Celebrities who need a slap” list and he is on it.
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He is a full sized cunt on a full sized salary. Another pious cunt who is paid far too much by the taxpayer.
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Haven’t a fucking clue who he is Paul! Take your word for it hes a twat, looking at the picture above, is he the windowcleaner at grenfell tower?
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I believe he is the windowlicker at the BBC HQ.
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Self righteous horrible cunt, he’s been indoctrinated by the bbcunt and it shows every time he opens his mealy mouth. He’s at his worst on election nights, thinking he’s some kind of authority on politics, he’s not he’s a shit radio presenter who ought to do us a favour and fuck off.
Also his brothers a cunt too, the gene pool in there family must be seriously polluted, to produce two fuckwits like these. Slimy cunt jezza, i know my rights as a cyclist. I hope you die you bastard.
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Tim Vine was good in Not Going Out.
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Tim Vine has decided to sell his vacuum cleaner. Well, it was just gathering dust.
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Sorry Miles, just spotted your same comment below! He’s the master of the one liner and is nowhere near a bigger cunt as his brother.
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Libtard remoaner, Trump basher, save the world green wanker. Don’t know if he ‘s a vegan but i’d be surprised if this identikit snowflake isn’t.
I only really remember him from Eggheads, where he tried desperately to be funny and failed miserably, despite being up against a bunch of dull nerds.
Overpaid BBC clone. Needs to fuck off.
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Fucking hell, where do you buy your Stella? £3650 for 10 cans? Waitrose has clearly put its prices up a bit!
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I’d want Special Brew to work for the BBC.
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His brother Tim Vine was awarded the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Festival with- ‘I’ve decided to sell my Hoover … well, it was just collecting dust.’.
Reminds me of the great Monty Python sketch. The Germans in a last ditch attempt to win the war dropping not bombs but bits if paper with the Funniest Joke ever written in it. So funny and side-splitting it rendered the soldiers incapable of fighting.
Somehow I don’t think Tim’s effort would have the same effect.
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Today on his cuntfest radio show he proclaims pompously “all 17 year old boys should be banned from night driving”
Oh fuck off you pencil neck, shit sniffing, poor excuse of a wankstain. Even your limp wristed dad wouldn’t be proud of.
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BBC top executives awarded themselves (and celebricunt presenters) an 11% pay rise this year. Partially paid for by scrapping free licenses for the over 75s. Unmitigated cuntage.
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I don’t think I can improve on the fine sentiment already posted,so I’ll stick with:
Absolute plutonium grade CUNT
PS fuck off a cliff
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He does come across as very arrogant. But he has a very sexy voice.
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Relax a bit Jason, let yourself go,its very therapeutic, get all yer rage, spite, anger out, swear a bit,
Say what your really thinking, dont worry about anyone judging you, or being stern with you, everyones equal here, next cunting i want a right foul mouthed rant ok? Try it👍
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He can come across as a huge prick, so up his own arse he can smell his own shit. He is so self righteous and overpaid but no one really gives a shit about his liberal snowflake fucked cunting views. the only thing going for him is that he has a sexy voice but I can’t stand to listen to it from the smell his voice omits. What a cunt he is.
Acceptable?
10/10 relax go with the flow let out all that pent up anger
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You’re learning.
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He shows promise komodo eh?
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Thats it! Bravo! Feels good eh?
Obviously ill have to tell your mum you said a dirty word, but i like it!
Oh, and dont take any shit off these old blokes on here, nip it in the bud sharpish! Tell them to fuck right off!
👍🇬🇧
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Another sanctimonious ego driven cunt suckling on the teat of the BBC porker as it lays in the filth and fly blown manure of the liberal left. How do these tossers get so full of their own importance for doing a job that anybody with a modicum of intelligence could probably do, like all of his type never done a days hard graft in his life, the epitome of the modern effeminate know all fucking Male, each and everyone is a cunt to a man and exhibits smugness of the first water, a pox on the twats
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Typical BBC, London based, identi-cunt. Plenty more where he comes from.
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Turn on Radio 2
It’s the Jeremy Vine Show
Turn off Radio 2
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Twatface Vine voluntarily took a pay cut so he could be right on with his feminazi sisters. What a bell. He should take another pay cut, a massive one, for being a useless boring wanker.
Cunt.
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A pay cut to £290-something K? Probably has to beg in the street. Still, nice of him to fund yet another middle manager’s salary…
He’s on my list (populated by ISAC) of “compelling reasons to bin the box”.
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The only cut the cunt should make would be one across his throat,
the cunt. That would be acceptable.
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He is an absolute bellend. I’ve heard his show at work and the man is fucking brain dead. The amount of times his guests have to explain the subject that he is chairing beggars belief. Hopefully it is just a matter of time before he gets mown down on his way to work.
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After the demise of Emily Hartidge in London recently, ISAC need to crowdfund an electric scooter and offer it to him as a gift. I suggest the addition of a very powerful electromagnet, to make it really attractive to 20 tonne lorries at roundabouts.
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A good example of his show and the platform it provides,and the ilk it provides it too, has just appeared in my recommended feed today. See how long you can watch, without your piss reaching full boil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVVdZ-d_6Vg
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That Avafuck Brown is an absolute cunt. As Trump nearly said, she needs to fuck off back to Uganda and see how racially tolerant they are there. Last time she was there they deported her whole fucking family for being the wrong race.
Instead of being grateful to this country for taking them in she just slags us off and tries to stir up trouble. Fucking old whore.
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Ironically Vine doesn’t cüm out too badly in that programme. Alibi Brown, on the other hand, is at her steaming pile of racist shit worst.
“Lammy in a skirt” Fucking right she is! 😂
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Durham 2:2 in English. Certificate available free from any toilet roll dispenser on the Arts campus. Pffft.
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They parody this cunt on Dead Ringers, and it’s literally impossible to tell the difference between the piss-take and the real thing.
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FUCK OFF VINE you sanctimonious frog-eyed wanker.
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Soft,weedy,flappy-lugged,sanctimonious strip of piss. I’d have bullied the Cunt relentlessly if he was at school with me. A few sessions getting trampled into the mud on the Rugby field would have taught the turkey-headed wanker to button his flap.
I agree with those who say that his brother is a Cunt too…wants a smack across the chops and told to fucking calm down.
Fuck them.
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He’s got a fuckin’ Lego sized head that wouldn’t even fit down an average shaped Shanks bowl. They must have had to shit over him at Epsom College.
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Bravo Paul, a seminal work of cunting.
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He never has a valid opinion on anything. Just goes with the BBC flow as not to upset anyone.
And his irritating whiny voice makes me want to punch the cunt off his bike.
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I no longer listen to this spastic. He is pretty much an automaton for the BBC. His voice irritates me to the point where i start bleeding from my ears eyes and nose.
He is a cunt.
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I love his brother Tim. I think he is very funny. I’m not too keen on Jeremy.
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I didn’t know what this prick looked like until I clocked the above picture.
Strangely enough he’s almost exactly as I imagined him.
Declares the motor car, and by implication the motorcycle too, as “a dangerous and outmoded form of transport”
And rides a fucking pushbike…
Utter cunt…
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He’s a cunt no doubt about that but the car and motorbike are outmoded as with the tech available in fuel cells and materials they should cost the same to buy but go farther for less and last longer. Economies of scale work with all tech, vehicles are no different.
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“Pen behind the ear, pen behind the ear, pen behind the ear, pen behind the ear…”
I love it!
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Proof positive if it were needed of my mantra ” never trust a Jeremy” all cunts
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