Digital Car Radio

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Digital car radio, what a cunt.
The recent Benny mobile came furnished with a radio cassette player.
The car was purchased from the grounds of an old peoples home and judging by the log book its last owners from new had all been residents of the establishment and the car passed on as driving licences or owners expired.
Well tis quite a nice car apart from the stereo, which needed upgrading, perhaps a CD player?
Well being me (optimistic and poor) I decided to shop round for a new radio, in fact the first brand new car radio that I have ever purchased, I was surprised to find that these devices can pair with your phone and become a hands free set, an option that I did not choose was “remote control” this goes against my belief that its my car and you are not to touch anything on the dash board.
However I did go for the DAB option, this is digital radio of some sort, so once installed I decided to try it out, lot of strange stations out there and not all of them in range so fuck that, back to FM we go.
Or do we? This shit box seems to have a mind of its own, I select a station FM, it tolerates it for a bit then decides it will give me the better quality digital version.
This creates an annoying repeat of last phrase, lyric a sudden increase in clarity, but does not take into account that I am listening to FM for the reason the digital signal round here is shit so I will loose digital signal a little further down the road and it will have to reselect FM (probably at some breaking news point) in all truth its shit, just a perk that I wasn’t going to use on my nice brand new over glorified CD Player.

Nominated by lord benny

35 thoughts on “Digital Car Radio”

  2. Always driving but rely on c.ds as the radio always seems to have shite on, apart from traffic news. Remember listening to 8track in my dads cars in 70s, and Tony Blackburn having a meltdown on radio after his missus Tessa had left him! Kept playing ‘leave me now’ by Chicago

    • I thought he played ‘Honey’ by Bobby Goldsboro continuously for his whole show?

  3. Can you receive Radio EU on it?

    “This is Radio EU calling.
    Merkel is excellent.
    Jüncker is wonderful.
    Eat healthily.
    Brussels is power.
    Tüsk is strength.
    Buy German cars.
    Everything is calm.”

    • Better off with your c.ds anyway pal, nothing on radio accept the traffic news. Remember 8track in my dads cars in 70s, and Tony Blackburn having a meltdown over his missus Tessa always playing Chicago ‘if you leave me now’..

      • Wasn’t she get knobbed by that Robin Sullivan, of Robin’s Nest fame?

        Ugly cunt as I recall, and Sullivan wasn’t much of an oil painting either!

      • Indeed she was knobbed by the mutton-chop sideburned O’Sullivan, who now resides in an old folks home.

        Time ain’t been kind to him.

    • They don’t call it Radio EU. It’s called The James O’Brien Show.

      • I’ve absolutely no idea how anybody who voted leave or even soft remain can listen to the preening little peacock! , everything about him screams CUNT!! , from the exaggerated sighs! , the fake pain in his voice, and of course the ridiculous head in hands as if he’s suffering a fucking cerebral hemorrhage!!

  4. I understand your problem,Lord B. Modern technology is running rampant. I’m having terrible problems finding anywhere that stocks my favourite 8-track tapes,and as for my Betamax video-player,well, it’s becoming almost impossible.
    I find that my choices are limited to what I can pick up at car-boot sales.

    • “Busty French Maid Backdoor Intruders”, is still available on Betamax…. or so I’m told.

    • I remember at school one of the blokes nicked a blue movie from home, we snuck round someone else’s house to watch it and discovered that Betamax and VHS were not compatible.

      • Ah the good old days when watching a porno with your schoolmates was considered a rare treat.Summat to look forward to,requiring long term planning and logistics and always the threat that the parents of the cunt hosting the event would come home unexpectedly.The yoof of today got it easy, computers and the internet means being a pervert is a doddle.
        Eeh bah gum but us perverts had it tough back then,risking our lives every weekend in darkest Soho,getting ripped off by dodgy porn merchants down dark alleys,not knowing where your next wank was coming from.It were tough but we were happy with what little we had,the hard times only made us more determined to become honest,hard working perverted degenerates.But try telling that to todays youngsters.

  5. The way that DAB overrides the so-called lesser frequencies (such as good old FM), is probably a good metaphor for how this country is gradually being sanitized and ever-so-steadily pushed to the Left, whether you like it or not!

    Bring back Terry Wogan and Jimmy Young on Radio 2 FM I say! (Rather difficult since they’re both worm food, but even that would be better than listening to some of the shite currently vomiting out of DAB and radio in general)

    • I cannot tolerate listening to Radio 2 anymore.
      Ken Bruce and Steve Shite have doing the same format for the last 30 years. A couple of boring cunts.

      • I just don’t get why anyone would listen to ‘hi Steve, love the show’ Wright and his little studio gang unless you were about 6 years old or younger.

  6. having mastered it to an extent, radio 6 isn’t that bad and they don’t talk shit.

    • Plenty of cunty presenters but decent music. That welsh slag ‘Cerys’ can fuck right off for a start. Two shit singles in the 90’s does not give you the profile to go only by your first name Ms Matthews, and you’re only employed as an act of positive discrimination.

      And Lauren ‘womans hour’ Laverne has done a fine job of fucking up the breakfast show (that doesn’t even start till 7:30 most people are up and out by that time you cunts) with ‘feelings’ and ‘powerful personal stories’.

      And dont get me started on that hippie cunt Mary Anne Hobbs…

      Oh and replacing Radcliffe and Marconie with that boring lifeless comedown motherfucker Shaun Keevney – 3 hours of that morose cunt every fucking afternoon…

      • I did wonder where that welsh slag disappeared. Thought she had died of aids after shagging most of the music industry during the 90s

  7. I have an old radio for sale my Lord.
    It’s one of those that when you push a big button it automatically goes to the station you desire , just SW and MW.
    It came out of my uncle Joe’s Ford Zephyr 6. A no nonsense piece of Hi Fidelity.

  9. Fuck the radio with it’s moronic presenters and shite music. Or even worse shite opinionists.
    Put your music on a USB and you don’t ever need to turn the radio on.

    • True radio is for low iq plebs and easily indoctrinated sheeple, hate the disc jockeys, hate the repetitive shit music , and annoying radio advertisements

      My usb of 32 gbs of primo music is all I need

  10. Having a dubonnet gin cocktail, and a lager with a lemon slice in it because i’m a bonafide cunt at this very early morning hour, cheers early bird cunters and good morning to you

    • Morning Titslapper.
      Do you remember that advert where a French cunt says DO AVE A DUBONNET ?

      • I have seen all the dubonnet commercials I think fenton. the french one with the sad crying frenchman who just wants to drink and for the annoying family to fuck off at his birthday party. Then there is a nother french one with a bunch of sexy french birds on the beach. Then there is that yank farah fawcett one where she says its not just a old ladys drink sexy cunts can drink it too heres the one you are talking about https://youtu.be/OmoxFSbbtm4

  11. I’ve got this huge 60’s music playlist with radio Caroline and London jingles in between songs. I hate modern radio so I’ve regressed back to a time I loved.
    People think what the fuck when I’m blasting out
    🎶 WONDERFUL RADIO LONDON WHERE YOUR HEARING THINGS 🎶
    Followed by The Kinks or The Small faces.
    I’ve even got the intro to Dee Time with Simon Dee..
    What a sad cunt but a happy cunt😂😂😂

    • You’re not the only sad cunt out there Fenton. I’ve got 27 discs full of that stuff…

  12. The nice thing about VHF – digital is still unavailable where I live, apparently – is that it’s one-way. They play, you listen. The trend with digital gubbinses of all sorts is for them to hook into anything of yours that is marketable and find a way of getting it back to the supplier. Via your phone, if it links to that. Ultimately, your GPS coordinates, your speed (hello PC Datawatch), your listening preferences, etc.
    It may not be quite here yet, though it can’t be far off: if it’s punted as digital, I’m very suspicious of its unadvertised abilities.

  13. seriously, that sounds bloody annoying.
    fear not!
    there is an option i do believe buried somewhere in the extensive menu, that allows you to turn off this auto switching between fm and dab malarkey.

    your welcome.

  14. Everytime I try to turn up/down the volume on my car radio whilst driving I Inadvertently jab the cunt so it turns into everything else other than a volume knob.

    Please someone design a radio with a volume knob and 3 preset channels and absolutely fuck all else.

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