Dead Pool [135]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the Irish singer and comedian Brendan Grace would be next to conk out.The father Ted star was 68.

On to DeadPool 135:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Clive James
Nobby Stiles
Vincent Lambert
David Gulpilil
Fernando Ricksen

74 thoughts on “Dead Pool [135]

  1. Stanley Baxter
    Dickie Davies
    Bill Ward
    Luke Rhinehart
    John Astin

    Bang on Shaun, again.

  2. Sir John Major
    Seumus Milne
    Lord Heselcunt
    Arthur Scargill
    Bonnie Greer

  3. Dick Van Dyke
    June Brown
    Hillary Clinton
    The Dalai Lama (apologies Cap’n)
    Ruth Bader Ginsburg

    • Turns out Vincent Lambert died a couple of hours before the pool opened and I am not enough of a can’t to try and pass that off as a wim.I will replace him with Genesis P_Orridge.

    • I will replace Lambert who died before the pool opened with Genesis P _Orridge.

  4. Shaun, do you have a direct line to the dead? This is getting creepy now.

  5. Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Diego Maradona
    Robert Mugabe
    Jimmy Carter

  6. Sheila Mercier
    Leonard Fenton
    Stan Bowles
    Chris Farlowe
    Sir John Hall

  7. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Honor Blackman

  8. Jet Black
    Olivia Newton John
    Frank Windsor
    Geoffrey Cuntface Palmer
    Michael Barratt

  9. Des O Conner
    Honour Blackman
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Paul McCartney
    Cliff Richard
    Well done Shaun again ?

  10. Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

  11. Angela Lansbury
    Bob Barker
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Gary Glitter
    Ric Flair

  12. David Bellamy
    Douglas Hurd
    Freeman Dyson
    Nicholas Parsons
    Dame Shirley Williams

  13. Salman Rushdie.
    Noel Edmonds.
    Jane Fonda.
    Raquel Welch.
    Bill Wyman.

    Shaun are you killing them off yourself?

  14. George Soros
    Olivia de Havilland
    Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager

    Michael Collins

  15. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Twatson
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

    • Just a thought…
      Ed Sheeran suffering from “soshul anxiety”, says he feels like a “caged zoo animal.” Well, he certainly don’t look human.
      He looks rather scrotal to me…

      Potential candidate for “Suicide Watch” ? I wonder how he might do it…

  16. Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
    Giovanna Ralli
    lindsay Sandiford
    Earl Cameron
    Jeffrey Epstein

    Good Shot,Shaun.

    • Lindsay Sandiford, good pick Mr F. That cunt has been treading water for ages now.

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