Dead Pool [135]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the Irish singer and comedian Brendan Grace would be next to conk out.The father Ted star was 68.

On to DeadPool 135:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Clive James
Nobby Stiles
Vincent Lambert
David Gulpilil
Fernando Ricksen

74 thoughts on “Dead Pool [135]

  1. Stanley Baxter
    Dickie Davies
    Bill Ward
    Luke Rhinehart
    John Astin

    Bang on Shaun, again.

  2. Sir John Major
    Seumus Milne
    Lord Heselcunt
    Arthur Scargill
    Bonnie Greer

  3. Dick Van Dyke
    June Brown
    Hillary Clinton
    The Dalai Lama (apologies Cap’n)
    Ruth Bader Ginsburg

    • Turns out Vincent Lambert died a couple of hours before the pool opened and I am not enough of a can’t to try and pass that off as a wim.I will replace him with Genesis P_Orridge.

    • I will replace Lambert who died before the pool opened with Genesis P _Orridge.

  4. Shaun, do you have a direct line to the dead? This is getting creepy now.

  5. Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Diego Maradona
    Robert Mugabe
    Jimmy Carter

  6. Sheila Mercier
    Leonard Fenton
    Stan Bowles
    Chris Farlowe
    Sir John Hall

  7. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Honor Blackman

  8. Jet Black
    Olivia Newton John
    Frank Windsor
    Geoffrey Cuntface Palmer
    Michael Barratt

  9. Des O Conner
    Honour Blackman
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Paul McCartney
    Cliff Richard
    Well done Shaun again ?

  10. Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

  11. Angela Lansbury
    Bob Barker
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Gary Glitter
    Ric Flair

  12. David Bellamy
    Douglas Hurd
    Freeman Dyson
    Nicholas Parsons
    Dame Shirley Williams

  13. Salman Rushdie.
    Noel Edmonds.
    Jane Fonda.
    Raquel Welch.
    Bill Wyman.

    Shaun are you killing them off yourself?

  14. George Soros
    Olivia de Havilland
    Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager

    Michael Collins

  15. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Twatson
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

    • Just a thought…
      Ed Sheeran suffering from “soshul anxiety”, says he feels like a “caged zoo animal.” Well, he certainly don’t look human.
      He looks rather scrotal to me…

      Potential candidate for “Suicide Watch” ? I wonder how he might do it…

  16. Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
    Giovanna Ralli
    lindsay Sandiford
    Earl Cameron
    Jeffrey Epstein

    Good Shot,Shaun.

    • Lindsay Sandiford, good pick Mr F. That cunt has been treading water for ages now.

  17. He was ace in Father Ted… ‘Yer Dorty Fecker!’

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    David De Keyser
    Henry Woolf
    Pete Murray

  18. Didn’t know this fucker’s name but remember him as a superbly sinister replacement for Jack in Father Ted.

    Yoko fucking Ono

    cant be arsed with anyfucker else, particularly while Shawn is stalking the wards with a pillow.

  19. Barbara Windsor
    Jim Dale
    Neil Ruddock
    Clint Eastwood
    Steve (sex pistol) Jones

  20. Well played Shaun.

    Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (real name Tommy Robinson)
    Sir Frank Williams
    Robert Kubica
    Barry Hearn
    Paul Sinha

  21. Congrats but I smell something fishy….

    Vince Cable
    Ant McFartland
    Lord Blunket
    Suckdiq Can’t
    Hong Kong Phooey

  22. Ye feckin’ bastards, if yer tink yerv got rid of Father Fibrin Stack, yer can ferget it. I’m gonna mek as much feckin’noise as I want here in heaven. Me immortal soul also applies to the ghetto blaster batteries. Ferget day feckin’ shite that gobshite Bishop Brennan plays, yerz gonna get celestial jungle and house music full blast 24 hours a day, an’ if yerz don’t like it, yerz can FECK OFF, payback get shovin’ me in St Clabberts wid them feckin’ nuns, ye feckin’ bastards.

  23. Well done Shaun you are obviously well up on the celebrity sick list.

    Mario Andretti
    Jackie Stewart
    Ken Clarke
    Cherie Blair
    Ted Dexter

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