Dead Pool [133]

Posted on July 5, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to me (Shaun ) who correctly predicted that Horse racing pundit John McCririck would be the next dead cunt.Famed for his mutton chops cigars political incorrectness and his wife the Booby.He was 79.

On to DeadPool 133:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Brendan Grace
George Alagiah
Vincent Lambert
Clive James
Fernando Ricksen

77 thoughts on “Dead Pool [133]”

Norman on July 5, 2019 at 11:29 am said:

In there Shaun…

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
David De Keyser
Pete Murray

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Freddie the Frog on July 5, 2019 at 11:30 am said:

Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
Jimmy Greaves
Jimmy Carter
Fatguts Prescott

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J R Cuntley on July 5, 2019 at 11:30 am said:

Richard Wilson
James Randi
Cloris Leachman
Jack Nicholson
Robert Wagner

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Black and White cunt on July 5, 2019 at 11:32 am said:

Leah Bracknell
Paul Gascoigne
Victoria Derbyshire
David Van Day
Kirkby Douglas

I really liked John… A proper British eccentric.

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- Black and White cunt on July 5, 2019 at 11:32 am said:
  
  That should be Kirk
  
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  - Black and White cunt on July 5, 2019 at 11:34 am said:
    
    Damn you Freddie.
    I’ll ave the Grandmaster himself.
    The Duke of Kent.
    
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- Black and White cunt on July 5, 2019 at 11:42 am said:
  
  I may swap Victoria for Olivia de Havilland.
  
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  - Black and White cunt on July 5, 2019 at 11:44 am said:
    
    So that’s
    Paul Gascoigne
    Leah Bracknell
    (The Grandmaster) Duke of Kent
    Olivia De Havilland
    David Van Day
    
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  - Bluntspeakingcunt on July 5, 2019 at 1:54 pm said:
    
    Sadly, B&W, after seeing your Gazza clip yesterday, I think you could be on to a winner with him.
    
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  - Itchen Cunt on July 5, 2019 at 2:58 pm said:
    
    Bloody hope not, I’ve just paid £70 for 2 tickets for an evening with him in November. Won’t get a refund if he’ dies and spunks the money on white lightning.
    
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  - Bluntspeakingcunt on July 5, 2019 at 3:17 pm said:
    
    Sorry Itchen but after that video clip, it looked as though he might have gone to the front of the queue.
    
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Speakyourmind on July 5, 2019 at 11:42 am said:

Vince Cable
Theresa May
Jeremy Corbin
Jeremy Hunt
All the liberal undemocratic meps

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- Speakyourmind on July 5, 2019 at 11:43 am said:
  
  Jo Swinson if block voting not allowed.
  
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- Just another cunt in the crowd on July 5, 2019 at 1:21 pm said:
  
  Is an asteroid going to hit some cuntish moiling cabin?
  
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Twatakincuntrubber on July 5, 2019 at 11:43 am said:

Stuart Whitman
Robert Wagner
George Bush snr
Little Richard

Jackie Stallone

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- Twatakincuntrubber on July 5, 2019 at 11:46 am said:
  
  Jerry Lee Lewis instead of Bush.
  
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  - Twatakincuntrubber on July 5, 2019 at 11:48 am said:
    
    Harry belafonte instead of Wagner.
    
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The Sheriff of Cuntingham on July 5, 2019 at 11:50 am said:

Nice pot that.

Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy?)
Dick van Dyke
Angela lansbury
Gary Glitter
Bob Barker

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Halloween Cunthook on July 5, 2019 at 11:54 am said:

Bill Wyman.
William Shatner.
Billy Idol.
Angela Lansbury.
Tommy Chong.

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- Halloween Cunthook on July 5, 2019 at 11:55 am said:
  
  Just spied another Angela Lansbury.
  I’ll swap out for Cher.
  
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Mince pie guy on July 5, 2019 at 11:54 am said:

George Takei
Elton John
Ian McKellen
Stephen Fry
Richard Chamberlain

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Liberal Liquidator on July 5, 2019 at 11:58 am said:

Raul Castro
Anne Buydens
Eileen Ash
Edwin Bramall
Margaret Tebbit

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Cheearse on July 5, 2019 at 12:02 pm said:

Dennis Nilsen
Gary Ridgway
Dennis Rader
David Burkowitz
Peter Sutcliffe

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Cuntakinty on July 5, 2019 at 12:06 pm said:

Sean Connery
Sinead O’Connor
Bill Withers
Dianne Abbott
Roy Hudd

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Dick Fiddler on July 5, 2019 at 12:08 pm said:

Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
Giovanna Ralli
lindsay Sandiford
Earl Cameron
Mikhail Gorbachev

Good Shot, Shaun.

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Itchen Cunt on July 5, 2019 at 12:09 pm said:

Paul Sinha
Michael Sleggs
Robert Kubica
Barry Hearn
Angela merkel

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George W Bamboo on July 5, 2019 at 12:09 pm said:

Well done Shaun
Dennis Skinner
Cliff Richard
Honour Blackman
Des O Conner
Jimmy Tarbuck

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CuntyMcCuntface on July 5, 2019 at 12:11 pm said:

Betty Boothtoyd
Ray Reardon
Kenneth Cope
Kenny Rogers
Dolly Parton

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Bluntspeakingcunt on July 5, 2019 at 12:11 pm said:

Lord David Owen
Shirley Williams
Bill Odie
Tim Brooke Taylor
Michael Owen

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on July 5, 2019 at 12:13 pm said:

Sheila Mercier
Leonard Fenton
Chris Farlowe
Stan Bowles
Esther Ranztens daughter

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Jack on July 5, 2019 at 12:18 pm said:

Tommy Steele
Dickie Davies
Frank Ifield
Frank Bough
Frank Williams ( Dads Army)

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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on July 5, 2019 at 12:23 pm said:

Lord Heselcunt
Arthur Scargill
Nicholas Parsons
Chris Williamson
Madeleine McCann

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Deploy the Sausage on July 5, 2019 at 12:36 pm said:

Theiving bastard!! 😠😠😠😭😭😭
I had Mcririck for months…

Oh well…

Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Josef fritzl
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne

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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on July 5, 2019 at 12:37 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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- Smeggy Frenulum on July 5, 2019 at 9:42 pm said:
  
  Jack Warner? The Dixon of Dock Green cunt died in 1981.
  
  Aaahh!! You meant Austin “Jack” Warner, the Trinidad and Tobago politician, businessman, and former Vice President of FIFA. Plus being a corrupt, crooked cunt who should have been imprisoned for a very long time.
  
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Shackledragger cunt on July 5, 2019 at 12:54 pm said:

Bert Newton
James Hong
Kamal
Donald Rumsfeld
Baby John Burgess

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The Cuntinator on July 5, 2019 at 12:58 pm said:

Chuck Yeager
Michael J Fox
Gerard Depardieu
Michael Douglas
Jimmy Greaves

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Cunts n Roses on July 5, 2019 at 1:06 pm said:

Clive Allen
Juande Ramos
Harry Redknapp
Andre Villas Boas
Tim Sherwood

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- OpinionatedCunt on July 5, 2019 at 4:40 pm said:
  
  Do I notice a certain theme there CnR? ☺
  
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Gutstick Japseye on July 5, 2019 at 1:09 pm said:

Peter Tobin
Rose West
Levi Belfield
Katie Price
Jihadi Jack Letts. I think that’s his name, you know the Cunt.

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willie stroker on July 5, 2019 at 1:10 pm said:

Leslie Phillips
David Attenborough
Val Kilmer
Bob Harris
Prince Philip

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Smells Fishy on July 5, 2019 at 1:14 pm said:

Prince Charles
Alan Titschmarsh
Adam Boulton
Sam Alardyce
Kenny Dalgleish

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La Cuntessa Durera on July 5, 2019 at 1:43 pm said:

Dihann Carroll
Walter Mercado
Don Francisco
James Caan
Phil Spector

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CuntyMort on July 5, 2019 at 1:45 pm said:

Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Ben Bradshaw
Englebert Humperdink
George Aligaiah BBC Cunt

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