Dead Pool [133]

Congratulations to me (Shaun ) who correctly predicted that Horse racing pundit John McCririck would be the next dead cunt.Famed for his mutton chops cigars political incorrectness and his wife the Booby.He was 79.

On to DeadPool 133:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Brendan Grace
George Alagiah
Vincent Lambert
Clive James
Fernando Ricksen

77 thoughts on “Dead Pool [133]

  1. Desmond Tutu
    Rita Tushingham
    Michael J. Fox
    Angela Lansbury
    Johnny Briggs (Mike Baldwin, Coronation St)

  2. Pope Benedict
    Jackie Mason
    Kenneth Baker ( former Thatch The Supreme minister)
    Max Von Sydow
    Brian Blessed ( head explodes whilst shouting)

    • John Hume
      Richard Stilgoe
      Bev Bevan (if he’s not dead already)
      Melvyn Hayes
      Richard Clayderman

  3. Frank Windsor
    Michael Barratt
    Jet Black
    Olivia Newton John
    Geoffrey Palmer

  4. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissie Hynde (go on, fuck off!)

    Congrats Shaun…

  5. Lester L Wolf
    Mickey Gilley
    Willie Nelson
    Billy Connelly
    Clint Eastwood

  6. Barbara Windsor
    Jim Dale
    Neil Ruddock
    Steve Jones (sex pistol)
    Sean Connery

  7. Mario Andretti
    Jackie Stewart
    Bernie Sanders
    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
    Neil Kinnock

  8. Kirk Douglas
    Lord David Steele
    Cliff (oh poor me) Richard
    Mick Jagger
    Olivia DeHavilland

  9. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Honor Blackman

  10. Emperor Akihito
    Harry Belafonte
    Prince Philip
    Prunella Scales
    Val Kilmer

  11. Pope Francis
    Ginger Baker
    Sheldon Adeleson
    George Lucas
    Loretta Lynn

    Nice one shaun never heard of this horse racing pundit cunt but he had a nice pair of chops Lemmy kilmester would be proud

  12. Abu Bakr al Baghdadi
    Leslie Phillips
    Jimmy Greaves
    Michael Schumacker
    Derek Underwood

  13. Bang Bang He’s dead Shaun.

    Salman Rushdie.
    Noel Edmonds.
    Jane Fonda.
    Raquel Welch.
    Keith Richards

  14. Bastard connection. Tail end Charlie a’gin. All me noms thieved. Fuck the lot orf you.

    Barry Manilow
    Henry Kissinger
    Jim Dale
    Woy Hattersley
    Rhonda Fleming

    • Sod. Fucking Carry On. Even me Jim Dale violated. Nap instead

      Con Clusky

  15. Gerald Harper
    Ron Flowers
    Bill Tidy
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

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