Ambassadorial Bollocks

Kim Darroch’s views on the Trump administration were perfectly well observed and what Ambassadors do and have done worldwide since time immemorial.
However, the leak of those opinions made his position untenable, particularly with a personality such as Trump.
The Ambassador’s backing from May and Hunt was futile and naïve. And the kiss of death.
Darroch should have been recalled to save ill will and embarrassment instead of being used as some sort of pissing contest.
May and Hunt are indeed monumental cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

34 thoughts on “Ambassadorial Bollocks

    • Not with that attitude and lack of gentility and culture.

      In diplomatic circles, it’s spelled Phuque Orf.

      Now repeat after me, nose in the air, giving that “you CONTEMPTFUL oil” look, in a voice like a mouthful of plums and PROJECT in the manner of a great Shakespearian thespian….. Oh do PHUQUE ORF, you nasty little oik… Swirl to the left and exit towards the bar.

  1. Did they miss the bit out where he said “The Trump administration is pretty poor but compared to May’s shower of shite it’s still not the worst I have to deal with?”

    Wonder what the US Ambassador has had to say about our shambolic government.

    • Why do we need an Ambassador? The Government only has to read the Guardian to know what the Trump administration is like.

    • Well after the futile intervention by may &cunt or the bit were bojo threw him to the wolves anyway? Another fine mess

  2. Perhaps Mr Darroch meant that Trump’s administration wasn’t intrusive or controlling enough for his taste.
    Listening to the plebs? Disgusting…

  3. I recall going to a meeting where we all had jotting pads issued to us, at the end of the meeting all the jotting pads were then taken off us, each one was numbered and the place settings had also been set.
    Lesson in life, be careful what you write down in meetings too.

  4. Thing is, who benefits from the leak?

    REMOANERS. And Jeremy Cunt.

    Qüeering our pitch with the U.S. can only damage Brexit. Not in a gay way, you understand.

  5. Who gives a fuck about this guy Darrick who I’d never even heard of until last week?
    At the end of it all, he’ll come out with another job and a big fat pension (I am not at all envious.) Why are these pen pushers automatically given knighthoods?
    My sympathies lie with those like CuntyMort who face a greater challenge from redundancy than this entitled twat ever will. Do you think being 65 years old will affect his job chances? Of course not.
    Besides, what sort of self respecting man would refer to himself as Kim?

  6. He got caught emailing gossip to his mastercunts in London.
    Fuck him,not that he gives a Fuck as the gravy train will stop for him when he alights in Blighty.
    Tiresome wanker

  7. There Are two ponits to examine here,
    First this guy has been fucked over by the media and some cunt who has leaked the memo.
    Second, why would this guy write this shit, you dont need to be an ambassador to know the Trump administration is, lets be politically sensitive, ‘unusual’

    The guy got shafted, so has to live with it, shit happens!

  8. This fucking cunt was always an Establishment man being big pals with the Obamas and Clintons but completely ignoring Trump during the 2016 election. Like many of his class the Tangoman winning came as a complete shock.
    May should have recalled him and replaced him with Sir Nigel, as Trump requested, thus getting him out of the way and shutting him up while she sold the country down the river. Luckily, she hasn’t got the brains or the imagination.
    GCHQ, MI6, Suckdick Khan, Cressida Strapon, whoever, will never find the grass because there are too many important cunts involved……..important remoaner cunts that is.
    Of course, they may come up some poor cunt at the bottom of the food chain to throw to the mob but it runs much deeper than that.

    • Boris has hit on a great way to describe our entrenched political culture which we all can understand and which we’re all heartily sick of; the ‘managerial approach’. He said it the debate with Hunt. The ‘managerial approach’ is getting us nowhere with Brexit. This Ambassador will have had this same approach to political affairs. Everything has to be ‘managed’. But it doesn’t work with Trump.

      • That’s why they hate Trump, because he isn’t a “manager” or a politician, he’s a businessman used to making deals rather than sitting through endless fucking PowerPoint presentations.

        That’s why Trump has been able to engage with Both Korea and why his hard-nosed approach to the genocidal ayatollahs will eventually pay off especially for ordinary Iranians. It’s also why blue-collar Americans like him, because he delivers TODAY, as opposed to the usual “jam tomorrow” shite, because as James Bond would say, “tomorrow never comes”.

        • When you look at Trump’s actual business record, it is rather harder to believe that he is some kind of deal guru. And talking of jam tomorrow, N. Korea has not yet been charmed or cowed into compliance and Iran has just been handed renewed reason to arm itself. While the Middle East continues to be a bloodbath, and the Chinese assert their dominance in the NW Pacific. Trump can tweet self-promoting bluster all he likes, but the facts are disagree with it.

      • Kimberly has upset our biggest hope for trade come post brexit, why do that? Ok Donnie Tango is bit simple but also the president of the US, show him some respect, be a diplomat! Known not to handle criticism well, thanks Kimberly you daft cunt for alienating the yanks, oh an kim is a tarts name, you mitmot

        • It is the cunt(s) who leaked his confidential missives that have “upset our biggest hope for trade come post brexit”, not Kim.

  9. Where this Ambassadorial Tosspot made a mistake, was to put it in writing. Even our CAT, when she’s awake & for half a picosecond not concerned with eating & washing, knows this.

    Whether Darroch is right or wrong is irrelevant, the stupid cunt put it in writing.

    Have you noticed how many Knights of the Realm are fixing traitors, wankstains & dysfunctional fuckwits?

    Time for a new Royal ceremony, reverse honours for those who act against the country’s interest.

    What’s the betting that this undiplomatic tosser ends up heading some quango, as a appointment to the UN, or as an indentured Quisling in the EU.

    For these people, there are only rewards for failure which explains the level of incompetent wankritude at the top of our public bodies, amply demonstrated by thre of the EU appointees for the top jobs having criminal convictions. FUCK ‘EM ALL

  10. I haven’t read or seen anything about this, but from what I gather, this UK Ambassador bloke basically said the Trump administration is a ton of shite.

    Well good on him. I hope he also called Trump a cunt, somewhere in one of those ‘leaked emails’.

    That big orange lump with hair that increasingly resembles ‘Shredded Wheat’ is exactly that…..a steaming great CUNT.

    All this political nicety and we mustn’t disturb the ‘special relationship’ with the States and how deeply inappropriate this is cuntery, is nothing but sheer hypocrisy. I am sure that this bloke said nothing that every other sane, rational person on the planet is thinking themselves about Trump and his administration, the mammoth, unflushed shit that he is.

  11. Ignored by the MSM was some of the other content of the emails, which basically told those to whom it was addressed, including May, how to flatter and fawn upon the psychopathic Trump , the better to advantage the UK. Also standard diplomatic practice, and completely unexceptional. The instruction given to Christopher Meyer, a former UK ambassador to te US was, according to his memoirs; “”We want you to get up the arse of the White House and stay there.”…but I guarantee his letters home were as candid as Darroch’s.

    There is probably similar material from US diplomats in Wikileaks, if anyone can be bothered.

    • Kim Ill Kunt has been shafted. Probably deserved it. Somebody back at head office had it in for him.
      Any twat working in Washington has to assume that US and probably Russian, Israeli and Chinese are reading his/her emails. Then back in head office there are probably people he has shafted on his way up the greasy pole and probably some senior officials whose advances he has rebuffed are getting the knife in.
      His own staff probably did not like him and let him put his head in the noose.
      Fancy informing head office that Trump was a bit erratic. Wonder if he also reported on the arboreal habits of ursus ursus and the religious leanings of the Pope?

  12. I checked this guy´s bio on Google and found that he was private secretary at one point to supershit David Mellor whose sole claim to fame is that he liked to wear a Chelsea top while poking his bit on the side, a bint called Antonia de Sancha. I wonder if “Sir” Kim wrote any briefings about this escapade.

    • This guy has a degree in zoology. WTF? I’m better qualified than him to be a diplomat!
      What qualifies him is his public school education at Abingdon School and an ordinary degree at Durham University.

  13. Sir Kim Darroch was a 2nd rate Ambassador. I know many people who work at the foreign office and honestly they are not impartial. There needs to be a clear out.
    If Brexit is to be a success there needs to be an operational shift in not only government but civil service .
    It will be disruptive but medium term will be worth it .

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