Greedy footy players

I would like to cunt Liverpool players and the fucking manager. don’t these cunts earn enough money?. for fucks sake have you seen them plugging Nivea ‘ Mens Products ‘.. irritating or what? look we know you’re doing it for the money, don’t treat us like morons.. and fuck whoever makes this bollocks too. do you really think we’re going to rush out and buy this shit because some overpaid prima donna is plugging it? fuck off widdya ..maybe just maybe they are donating their fees to charity. doubt it though.

Nominated by richard1

45 thoughts on “Greedy footy players

  1. Knock it on the head Richard. Cunts from Liverpool with more than one job?

    I fucking detest this club anyway, their cult of victim hood. The club and it’s fans insufferable shit stained history.

    Everything about the club is tacky and classless, grinning gurning manager, 6 times, obsessed with ancient history, the fucking wanky self pity singing, diving thug stevie me, mark lawenson, Alan Pantsdown.

    Yeah, not a fan

    • You´re dead right about Liverpool fans. Sentimental pricks wailing out their maudlin song from a crap American musical, waving their scarves and giant flags with Bob Paisley´s ugly mug and their smug belief that they are the only real football fans in the world. I like nothing better than to see Liverpool being defeated at Annfield. It makes my week.

      • Right there with you, Mr P. In my universe On-The-Rob FC were wound up in the high court in 1985 following their ‘fans’ crimes against humanity at Heysel. Still, at least they all learned from their appalling behaviour and have continued to show remorse and humility ever since. Oh wait, who attacked the Man City coach last year by throwing all kinds of missiles with intent to cause criminal damage and injury. Surely not? The coach was probably threatening them though and must have incited the violence. So it was probably the coach’s fault. Always the victims.

        Plus I hope this season their grinning walking denture advert of a manager falls down a well.

      • Right…that’s it. I’m an LFC fan for the last forty odd years. I’ll meet you at the Pier Head at 2am Monday to settle this….and you’d better not bring any of yer friggin’ mates, laaaaaaaaaaaaa! (Ahem).

      • I’ll be right behind you Rod! Not in a gay sort of way you understand! All this fuckin’ envy is pissing me off. It’s corrosive!

  2. Regrettably its a fact of live: market forces and all that!

    Top footballers, film stars, singers etc. will always be looking for new revenue streams, despite already being multi-millionaires. Just like Gary Linecunt – he’s already earning millions from the BBC (and BT, and NBC I think); but he still wants more – and thus gets another fuck-off salary increase courtesy of us cunts who pay the TV licence.

    Millionaires want to be billionaires, and billionaires just want to be err… whatever comes after that…. zillionaires?

    Bastards, all of them!

  3. Nowt better than a sweet smelling scousers? Nah fuck that! And nivea is for mums chapped hands. Not on my christmas list.

  4. Yes, it’s impossible to talk about football cunts without mentioning the tax dodging ball of slime that is Linekunt.
    A remoaner who loves the poor, the child refugees etc but wouldn’t give a single one of them the shit out of his arse.
    Just take the money and shut the fuck up you obnoxious prick.

  5. ‘Look at me’ tattoos; fairy hairstyles with Alice bands/facial hair; falling over ‘injured’; agitating for a transfer when £500k pw isn’t enough; offshore tax avoidance; bungs; all praised to high heaven every week by Linecunt (also guilty of the above in his playing or punditry careers). The list of these offences is endless and top flight footballers are cunts who if I recognised them I wouldn’t even cross the road to meet.

    Advertising has always been a lucrative sideline to footballers dating from Billy Wright’s era but that was ok when they only bagged £100pw and caught the bus to a match. This farce really gained momentum (inevitably) with ‘Sir’ David Beckham and the inevitable modern counterpart of Social Media. Apropos of which how good to see Fuckbook fined a still-risible $5bn .

    • I read an article recently that said I think it was Wright was on 8 quid a week, many players had real jobs and you could earn more working in a factory.

      Now some useless cunt from a shit hole in Chile earns 650k a week and is so shit he can’t get a game.

      Like everything in life football slid into insanity and no one wants to stop the gravy train.

  6. Let’s extend this cunting to all professional football players. They are all wankstains, only exceeded in cuntishness by greedy ex- footballers, like Lineker, who is prepared to sell his country to the EU for the price of a packet of crisps.

    Fuck off.

  7. I once watched a TV program where football had superseded all else as the only religion and the star players were deities.
    Nowadays it is scarily close to the truth. Football can no longer be termed a sport when business takes precedence over everything to do with it.

  8. Was thinking of cunting Neymar earlier this week.

    A prolific cheating cunt diver.

    Refused to turn up for a training session this week because he does not want to play for his club any more (boo hoo), despite being on more than €700,000 a week and being in contract with PSG.

    Spoilt little mummy’s boy cunt.

    • Here’s a surprise….Neycunt misses the Copa America through injury and then Brazil win it without him.

      Says it all.

  9. I was a greedy football player. I would hog the ball oblivious of teammates shouting for me to pass. I just couldn’t be arsed. I’d finally got the ball and it was my turn.

  10. Have you heard about this anonymous gay footballer who has been all over soshul meeja promising that he is going to publicly “come out.” He is under 23 and plays for a championship club.
    The cynic in me suggests that he is not very good and is looking at the marketing opportunities of being an out gay footballer. That’s if he exists in the first place.
    The point is……..imagine the money he could make outside of the game from the libtard corporates. Nivea wouldn’t be able to afford the poof.

  11. One just has to look at Paul Pogba and his odious agent…. Cunts of the very highest order… And hasn’t Linekunt also ‘worked’ for Al Jazeera?….

    The greed of the Hollyweird celebricunts is also mind boggling and sickening… Like the Johansscunt will -and has – advertised anything… Sodastream? For fuck’s sake… Not to mention ad campaigns in dodgy areas like China, UAE and so on…. Not forgetting that most of these ads are for products that test needlessly on animals… Thing is she’s mega rich and she still does it… Then the tart will have the brass neck to lecture about Me Too, how bad Big Don is and take the piss out of his daughter… These cunts have a go at Trump, when they are the biggest grasping capitalist pigs of the lot…

  12. Richard, this is a turdish, half cocked cunting. What the fuck is ‘footy’ anyway?
    FFFFF – FUCK OFF!

    • Was just thinking that Mega, the pink haired rug munching SJW seems to spend as much time whinging about social injustices and what a cunt Trump is than doing her ‘job’.

    • I really suspect deep down she despises herself more than I despise her. Publicity slut she is, the BBC wet it’s pants over her of course.

      I don’t give a frogs cum if she’s gay, it has no impact in my life what people do sexually in their private lives.

      What does piss my off is the constant gay agenda, what rights don’t gays have in western nations.

      The gay tights fight is now actually an anti rights fight.

      You can be as gay as you want, you can be trans or whatever LBGT+ shade of freak show you want.

      What you can’t do is force me to celebrate your militant perversion or force me to think that you’re not off your fucking cup cake.

      You can be gay and an average person, you don’t have to be a walking freak show.

      • “NYPD is investigating a potential hate crime directed at soccer star Megan Rapinoe after Nike posters featuring her image were vandalized at a subway station in midtown Manhattan”

        Trump should swap her for a few Mexicans

  13. Nowt wrong with getting an extra few bob… I remember Gordon Hill, Stevie Coppell and Tommy Doc doing an ad for a razor blade in the 70s… Kevin Keegan and Big Enery did the Brut 33 ones too and Bestie (RIP) did a few adverts in the 60s… What I hate is when already obscenely rich as fuck celebrity cunts take work off jobbing actors and models and they hoover up ad campaigns when they don’t need the moolah…. Cunts like Charlize Cunt, Kunty Perry, Nobby Depp, the Johansscunt, and our own brand like Corden, Linekunt and those cunts in those Tesco adverts… Getting extra income is one thing… Rapacious greed is another….

    • Didn’t Doc say he cut himself shaving on the television when Gillette dropped him?

  14. Lineker might not be such a keen lefty if Corbyn/ Mc Donnell get in and start taxing him at 90 per cent and turning one of his homes over to the peacefuls.

    • Won’t matter Steaming.

      Al-Beeb are very adept at sidestepping minor inconveniences like tax & NI and Linecunt will in any case be employing Lorraine Kelly’s loophole lawyer to pretend he’s just ‘playing a role’.

      The rest will be paid in brown paper bags or via his emirate mates (as practised to avoid Financial Farce Play at Man Citeh)

      And rich footballers wonder why they’re so despised……..

  15. If a Male footballer behaved like Megan Rapinoe lately they’d be an outrage. Holding the world cup screaming ‘I deserve this’. I’ll tell you what you deserve, the biggest cunt kicking on the planet. And get a grip sweetheart, you won the ‘women’s world cup’ whoopdifuckindoo’

  16. Do any of these cunts have any connection with Liverpool apart from the money? No fucking interest in what footie or soccer or whatever has become.

  17. In my dad’s time he used to drink with Kiddo, Fitzpatrick and Bestie on occasion…
    I later used to see the likes of Robbo, Norm, Big Paul and Moran in various pubs…
    These players had no problem drinking with or talking to supporters…

    Now the modern player goes to poncey places like the Birdcage to pick up prossies and act the cunt…. We now have a game where United reserves get a Ferrari and think they are Steve McQueen when they’ve done and won fuck all… Football as a working class man’s game is dead…

    • Back in the 60s I used to go to school on the blue train that ran from Airdrie to Glasgow. Willie Henderson who was a “star” at that time and played for Rangers and Scotland was a regular passenger. He was completely natural and at home with everyone. Even Celtic fans like me liked him.

  18. Top football players, lots of money, thick as pig shit. Best one I heard recently was someone broke into Daniel Sturridge’s Los Angeles home by breaking the glass in a door. The cunt is supposed to have over £20 million to his name but instead of investing in a decent security system he leaves nothing but a pane of glass between his valuables and all the thieving bastards in California. Doggone bummer, wasn’t it Daniel?

    • And then he pays a 30k ransom for his gay little dog acting as perfect motivation for other would be dognappers to do the same thing to overpaid shit footballers like Daniel Sewage.

      If Sanchez has a dog he should watch out…

  19. Let’s face it, what else could these cissy fuckers advertise other than grooming products? Tacky retards, let them eat cake.

  20. No sympathy from me. Half the Liverpool players are ex-saints (my team). They generally leave us relatively humble by footballers standards and turn in to complete cunts overnight.
    Not only are none of the players Scousers but most of their fans who attend away games are either Feinian, Dutch, Norwegian or Asian.
    Clubs should be made to play at least 3 players who were born with x amount of miles of the club’s ground. Gone are the days when players played for their mortgage and earned a wage comparable with the people who support them.

    • Agreed… Sammy McIlroy used to live in a semi just like I did… He was a top bloke and I used to see him when he went to the newsagents for a paper… Eric Cantona also lived in a semi in Worsley when he was at United… Now it’s gated mansions, black windows, private security, and cuntish ‘Let them eat cake’ bollocks that would give Hollyweird a run for its money…. Also, locality is no guarantee these days… Lingard and Rashford are both Mancs… Thety are also both cunts…

      • Lingard is a definite cunt. Pogba’s a cunt. Ashley Young’s a cunt. Sanchez is a cunt. Had no opinion of Rashford, but that he’s a cunt shouldn’t really surprise me. Perhaps they should all fuck off and form a cunts only 5-a-side team?

      • Both spot on. Lingard is a real cunt. Average in a half decent utd side, would really struggle in a mid to lower premier league side. He’d certainly be nowhere near the England squad.
        My great grandad shared an ambulance with Mick Channon when he had a heart attack and Mick had broken his leg at the same time at The Dell. Apparently he was a top bloke and they wrote to each other regularly as they both had an interest in the horses and shared tips. I remember being shown the letters as a kid.
        Could you imagine a current day premier league star doing that? Possibly, but only for the PR.

  21. The amount of money in the game these days is unbelievably obscene, and players, and even worse, their cunt agents, are like pigs around a trough.
    Thing is though, being totally honest, who of us could say that in their position, we’d turn the cash down? You could do a lot of damage on 200k a week.

  22. These greedy cunts have such a low intellect that they don’t NEED all this fucking money. Their requirements are very basic I.e. loads of designer clothes,expensive jewellery, flash cars including the obligatory black Range Rover,a big posh house which they ruin completely by painting the walls shades of red and purple and creating bedrooms where the bed sits on a plinth in the corner and is accessed by a miniature flight of carpeted stairs. They also need a swimming pool, a mini bar, a home cinema room and a games room. There is a noticeable absence of bookcases, or to be more precise,books! They will have shelves packed with computer games and Blu-ray Discs. The kitchen will be immaculate as their bimbo trophy wives can’t even boil an egg or make a pot of tea. The huge American fridge will be stuffed with bottles of vodka and the obligatory Cristal champagne.
    Outside there will be a swimming pool and a sauna that are never used but a weii – used jacuzzi with a grubby scum line consisting of of spunk,piss,fanny batter and arse juice.
    Their idea of hobbies are going “clubbin” and visiting gilfy prozzies.
    This could all be achieved with a few weeks’ wages, and after that,an annual salary of £25k.

    To finish off with

  23. They don’t even know how to spend all that money because they have the same mindset as a multimillion pound lottery winner.

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