The Lily Parr Statue

The statue of Lily Parr and the fucking bullshit virtue signalling that commissioned it.

………’ and you join us at the finals of the Most Brainiest Cunt in the World Ever contest 2019 and it’s a tie break between The Brain and The Worlds Biggest Brain ever’.

‘Contestants, who ever answers the next question correctly wins the Brainiest Cunt in the World Contest 2019 and gets to own the World, ok so dating back to the 1920’s and possible a bit before but we can’t be sure because there’s no records,what women pioneered the game of women’s football?’

Brain……..Erm was it erm, sorry no it’s gone.

Ok the worlds biggest brain ever you now have a free pass, no pressure.

Ok I think it was, erm, erm was it, Emily Pankhurst.

Beeep.

Incorrect answer.

I can give you a clue for a 50% reduction in the prize.

Known as ‘Big Lil she smoked 60 fags a day and played for Dick Kerr Ladies in Preston, her surname was Parr’

Beeep. Yes The Brain. Was it Dick Kerr.

Wrong answer

Beeep.

Yes, The Biggest Brain Ever, was it Stanley Matthews?

No and it’s clear the pair of you are sexist bigots and you’re now being reported for a hate crime.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

27 thoughts on “The Lily Parr Statue

  1. Who the fuck is Lily Parr? Is she related to Lily Mong?

  2. I had to watch “High School Musical” when my daughter was young. Dire. However, what stuck in my mind was some moronic “quiz” between two teams and each team had a giant poster of someone famous and well known from the world of science. One team had some black woman that had some nefarious connection to science and certainly not anywhere the league of Rutherford, Stevenson, Watt etc. Talk about ticking the fucking box. But the truth is that the modern world was invented by white males of North European heritage. Science, exploration, space travel, engineering, art, music, sporting achievements – all white blokes. Trying to say it was anyone else is bullshit. Just makes me wonder how many great scientists and engineers there are out there that are being over-looked as they are white men.

  3. Looks like that spastic shop collection statue! Little girl with built up shoe, an calipers on! Haha. Awww, dont be a tight cunt stick 20p in!

  4. Well if this isn’t a direct insult to our peaceful fellow citizens I don’t know what is. A lezza who smoked fags, played football and let everyone see her legs!
    I can see what the libtards are trying to do but they just haven’t thought this through.
    I’m sure the anti racists will be daubing this statue with slogans just like they do with Churchill, Rhodes and all the other imperialists and fascists.

  5. If you think that’s bad,you’d better tighten your bustle when The Lionesses return home,especially if they win it…ticker-tape parades, Damehoods for one and all…the virtue-signalling’ll reach epic fucking proportions. The only good that can come of it is the possibility that Lineker suffocates while his head is stuck up some woman footballer’s hoop.
    I also hope that Phil Neville gets trampled to death by a herd of over-excited lezza Swamp-Hogs eager to join the festivities.

    # ItsComingHome.

    Fuck Off.

  6. A description of her says she is a ‘lesbian football hero’ and has become an icon for the LBG&T community. Went by the name of Dildo Lildo.

  7. She drank from the furry cup, so let’s make a statue of her !
    Fuck me, how long before there is a statue of a Male footballer, solely because he was a bummer.
    Perhaps there should be a statue of Peter beardsley, to recognise the struggle he had, of going through life looking like he did.
    You should get a statue for what you achieve, not for what you do with your tackle ( sexual tackle that is )

  8. Everyfucking thing about this cunting has got me baffled. Who? What? Where? OK, I am a dull cunt but what the fuck? And no, I am not losing the will to live by googling the fucker.

    • You’re clearly a man after my own heart Cuntstable. Not in a gay way, you understand.

    • Fuck me id forgotten I’d written this cunting.

      My point was / is CC that no cunt has heard of the cunt Lily Parr and in Cuntys weird world I created a quiz show with the two brainiest cunts in the world were taking part and even they’d never heard of her.

      I live in the NW and on the regional news they were bigging this butch dyke up like she was Stanley Mathews.

      What a pile of cunt and timed to coincide with the laughable Women’s World Cup.

      Just more virtue signalling from Al-Beeb.

      Cunts.

      • It’s Parr for the course with these virtue-signalling cunts.
        Did I mention they’re cunts? The cunts.

  9. Biggest brain? I always thought it was either Albert Einstein, Issac Newton or Wile .E. Coyote… Ah, bollocks to it…

  10. Never heard of her.

    Whoever she is, she looks like she is constipated and in desperate need of a lav after taking some ‘Senokot’.

    I am so sick of hearing about Women’s bloody football.

  11. I noticed that one of the female refs allocated to officiate in a quarter final at the women’s world cup, had to pull out at the last minute.

    An absolute stack of ironing to do apparently….

  12. I thought that was going to be a gag about the female refs ‘pulling out’ their massive cocks. Guess I jumped the gun, there.

  13. The other day I half joked that if the England wimminz football team won the World Cup they would be compared to the 66′ winning side. I should have known better.
    Planet of the Apes escapee Martin Keown has started early, “Super Steph is just like Bobby Moore”.

    • The media are making noise about Lucy Bronze, the comment from Neville…. “She is the best player in the world”

      Media….. he said best player in the world, not best female player..

      Well, of course he was refering to female players, it the fucking womens world cup for fuck sake

    • If he want’s to keep his job he would day that or anything else they told him to say. He’s now been sucked into the Linachears world of PC Liberal bollocks, say the right thing and you’ll get a slice of licence cake Martin. Fuck integrity and honesty it don’t pay for a mansion cunt.

      Maybe the BBC will go quiet for a few days as most of the cunts are at Glastocuntingbury.

      In 2009 they spent 1.5 million on Glasto and sent more people to glasto than they took to the Beijing Olympics, this year they have refused yet another FOI request on the grounds of wait for it human rights, I shit you not.

      Being as one of the BBC’s favourite news creation ploys is to lodge FOI requests against other organisations it’s even more scandalous the cunts refuse to answer 9/10 FOI requests they receive.

      If we want to stem the tide of PC\Liberal\LBGT- reality a good start is getting shot of the BBC.

      Sorry but the BBC is a total blight on the nation, paying the TV licence is akin to paying some cunt to inject toxins direct into your brain.

      Fuck of Keown you cunt.

  14. Let’s cut the bollox,the only “sports” in which women are at least equal to men if not superior are the judge based artistic ones,gymnastics,ice dancing and the ilk.Its not their fault they just ain’t built for power,just like I’m not built to race against Usain Bolt.But you don’t hear me complaining about it and demanding that as a fat,middle aged,couch potato my 15 second time for the 100m be honoured with a statue of me and my beer gut standing proud.

    • Their wobbly bottoms interfere with their stride and balance, they’ll never be the the equal of steel buttocked male sportsmen.

  15. Feminist, lefty scum – “So Mr. Bellbottoms, what do think of this Lily Parr statue then?”

    Me – “It’s got nice tits”.

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