Glastonbury
Deserves a cunting every year for being mainly populated by naive kids living and partying off someone else’s hard work, be that mum&dad or the taxpayer, while espousing socialist views of increasing taxes to pay for free everything for the idle.
In addition this year the festival of cunts is hosting two acts who call for members of the Tory party to be killed. We’ve got laws in this country that should suffice in protecting all groups and individuals from being verbally targeted for acts of violence by lone attackers or mobs, and this is a restriction on free speech that most right thinking people agree with. But not only are these reasonable laws not enough for leftists who have inflicted the nonsense of ‘hate’ speech upon us but now Orwellian restrictions like ‘Islamaphobia’ where even critiscising certain tenets of certain creeds is ‘racist, discriminatory…etc’. But whereas these laws against inciting violence are not seen as providing enough ‘safety’ for some groups for others, like heteronormal white males, it’s not even enforced at all. One band has a song ‘Kill Tory Scum’ another called for all Conservative voters to be executed. Give me two fucking minutes with one of these skinny millennial runts…*Censored for graphic descriptions of extreme violence*…the fucktards.
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To be fair the organisers did quickly cancel those acts in question. But the fact they booked them at all speaks volumes of hypocritical cuntitude.
Plus a cunting for the police btw, how many skinhead punk groups would be allowed to tour with songs like ‘kill jew scum’ for example? Fucking joke.
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Glastonbury of course has great religious significance. It is where Joseph of Arimithea came with the chalice that held Christ’s blood. He also planted ‘The Glastonbury Thorn’ (still seen there today) which flowers miraculously around Christmas time.
While the revellers wallow in the mud, in the slime.
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Didn’t some blasphaemous vandal cunts dig up the thorn? Not caught needless to say.
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I believe it was dug up in Cromwell’s time. And a few times since then. So it’s had an eventful history. I think there are people round the Glastonbury area who are devoted to keeping it alive with cuttings from it.
I think it might be in a hidden location now.
I’m not an Arthurian scholar but isn’t it from Glastonbury that Arthur left left to die in Avalon? Or maybe people believed that Glastonbury was actually Avalon. It goes without saying there are deeper things there than what is represented by ‘Glasto’.
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Glastonbury… aka the Jeremy Corbyn Appreciation Society Convention.
đ¶ Oh, Jeremy Corbyn! Oh, Jeremy Corbyn! đ¶
CUNTS ALL.
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Oh how I lament the good old festivals from the early 70âs when it was just about music drugs alcohol and shagging if you were lucky.
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Afternoon Fenton đ
đ Captain Beefheart, Bickershaw 1972…
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And the Melody Maker awards at The Oval London September 1972 with Wishbone Ash, Focus, ELP, Argent, Jack Bruce Jamming with Jan Ackerman and Genesis. Loved every minute of it.
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‘How was i to know she was so shy! Upon the my oh my… Don & his magic band cant do any wrong in my eyes! Neither can viv stanshall!đ
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Not to mention that greedy money grubbing garden gnome Michael Eavis. Hypocritical cunt.
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According to his daughter Emily the promoters and agents bypass her and ask to speak to the old man. She thinks its because they cant accept a woman holds such power in the male dominated industry.
I think it might be her obnoxious personality and shit taste in nusic.
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“In addition this year the festival of cunts is hosting two acts who call for members of the Tory party to be killed.”….
Only two Acts? They can make it three if I can lever my arse onto the stage and give my opinion on what should be done to David fucking Cameron and a few others.
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I’m going to start a group called David Lammy is a Cunt. We’ll all go out with blackface playing our hit single Stab Diane Abbot in Her Fat Arse.
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You are all being very uncharitable. This is the annual summer piss-up for several hundred BBC employees who, even now are probably wanking over the right-on fun they will be having with the bores and whores of the pop world. There will always be a few political comedians there too – this year you are invited to motorboat Jess Phillips. Top of the bill will be increasingly desperate Jo Brand offering to show her wrinkled old fanny for ÂŁ5 a time. You don’t want to stop the cunts fun do you?
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Chuck some strong malt vinegar over Brand’s fish-sporran. Then batter it.
Deep-frying is optional.
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How many hours of this crap will the BBC be showing this weekend?
70,000 virtue signalling cunts, most of whom will be there on daddy’s money and yet Auntie Beeb will be there with an army of box-ticking pundits raving about how good the last artist, speaking to festival-going cunts in welly boots and body glitter about the recyclable cups and toilet facilities.
The beeb has just extended their contract with Glasto until 2022 and they refuse under freedom of information requests to say how much the tv rights cost, quoting some bullshit EU Regulation saying they don’t have too.
They send 450 staff each year and in 2007 they admitted spending ÂŁ68,000 on hospitality and tickets for guests alone.
And Granny and Grandad are expected to pay for this cuntery?
Glastonbury is for cunts. Only cunts play it, Only cunts go. Only cunts broadcast it. No exceptions.
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Anyone here ever been? I went in late 80s twice, when it was still bit hippyish, out of curiosity really, and being young, bit wild and irresistibly northern to get laid and party. Didnt pay, jibbed over fence, full of acid casualties and jacinda and tobias types preachy cunts, holier than thou ‘earth mother ‘types. Dont think they knew what to make of 2 little northern scallies, couldnt get a burger no meat on site back then, and remember them ‘new age travellers’ there . would fucking hate it now, end up torching the cunts while they slept.
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For me it’s just the shit music and the bourgeois trustifarian cunts who attend this sort of jolly-up for entitled twats. It’s as comfortably middle-class as a trip to Waitrose.
These effete musos can say what they like about tory voters; they wont kill any fucker as they’ve never been in a fucking fight and would squeal and fall to the ground prostrating themselves, tears rolling down their faces if a working man even half my size raised a fist to them.
Fucking pathetic twig-limbed pasty pencil-necked soft cunts.
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Bet Norman comments, he fuckin loathes hippies! Hes to hippies what a chip butty is to posh spice!đ
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Never trust a hippy
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Stormzy is the headline act. For fuck’s sake. The last nail in the coffin for an event that used to be about music.
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Never heard stormzy, am I missing out?
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No. Emphatically not.
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Will he complain about the amount of white people there ?
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What a sorry bunch of Wankers your average Glastonbury goers are, a few months out of the playground and they have brought a pair of Dr Martens, had a questionable haircut and now they think theyâre cool revolutionaryâs, I wish I could learn the Guitar as fast as they can learn about Politics.!
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I loathe the whole fucking Glastonbury thing now with its right on Lefty so called comedians, Lefty Politicians , save the earth virtue signaling cunts and instantly forgettable music acts.
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Oh and they can unleash the Peacefuls just back from their vacation in Syria , the bunch of complacent snowflake shits.
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Wouldn’t it be a laugh if a peaceful rose from the crowd and started hacking at some of these snowflakes with a hidden sword, while shouting “ali akbar, kill all whites!”
I wonder what the BBC or Guardian would say about that!
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All would simply nod and say ‘it’s only just that we pay for our imperialism and white supremacist society. It’s not so far-fetched
Hear about the nutty white do-gooder who got raped in Africa by a Sudanese chap? She blamed white men.
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That thick-as-fuck, professional Manc, Liam Gallagher is also on the bill. Just watched him being interviewed on telly. The interview lasted 2 minutes and 38 seconds, including a short clip of his shit new single which sounds exactly the same as all his other embarrassingly bad output. He used the phrase, “know what I mean?” 15 times. The pricks at “Glasto” will lap him up, as they do with any old shite that is spoon-fed to them.
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Gallagher is loathed here in Mcr… Fucked off to live in Primrose Hill (the fucking ponce) and used to write ‘Munich’ on his autographs (as in the Munich Air Crash)… The millennial bellends at ‘Glasto’ will -as you say – lap him up… But older heads here know he is a copper bottomed cunt… The bullshit that surrounds him is just that… Claimed he got a hiding from Italian gangsters in a bar brawl… Truth was he got twatted by some German estate agent after pissing the bloke off… Also was never part of City’s firms like the Young Guv’nors… Totally full of shit and about as hard as a turd in a heatwave…
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I saw Joy Division, The Stranglers, The Buzzcocks, The Jam and PIL all in their prime… So fuck ‘Glasto’ and its Tarquin and Jemima wankers…
And what ‘greats’ do they have this year? Kylie Minogue…. Janet fucking Jackson… And probably that utter choccy cunt trombone Stormzy…. And will there be another ovation for that IRA cunt Corbyn?…. It’s a snowflake daddy’s paying cuntfest which features either acts for LGBTCUNTS (Kylie), creepy joe ronce ‘novelty acts’ (Rolf Harris, Gary Glittter), or talentless chippy cunts just cuz they trendy and black (Kanye Cunt, Stormzy)… Nuke ‘Glasto’ and do the world a favour…
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Piss-poor line-up this year. Doubtless it will be full of MILF’s wearing their Cunter/Hunter wellies, dragging their poor unfortunate children around in those fucking four-wheeled hand carts. Have a word with The Donald, maybe some B52’s can be decommissioned to send a weekend spraying Agent Orange all over the cunts.
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Another irritation with lefty socialists – they hate capitalism and yet can’t be seen dead with anything less than an Iphone 9
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And the parking area will be choc full of shiny new Range Rovers and Volvo XC90s, the nearest to any mud plugging those 4x4s will ever manage…
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https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/music/2014/jun/29/jack-monroe-glastonbury-sang-with-billy-bragg
Say what you like about Glasto, it produced the most Guardianista Guardian article of all time. A coffee maker, Billy Bragg and a lesbian girlfriend called Allegra, you have to admit it doesnât get any better than that
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What a camp old queen that fucker sounds. Sounds almost Blairite in the luxury though – duckie melt in the mouth croissants swallowed down with iced pansy water to clear the palette for the bona coffee. Very Julian & Sandy isn’t he.
Do Guardian readers really get off on that kind of shit?
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Thatâs actually a bird Boggs, except she prefers to be called Jack and referred to as âtheyâ. The Graun should try and be truly subversive and write an article about a family comprised of two happily married heterosexual parents with 2.4 kids, would make a change from nauseating self congratulatory shite like the above and also this:
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/dec/28/shes-my-sister-from-another-mister-cross-siblings
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The hypocrite Bragg is always worth a cunting I might add. His last release was titled âBridges Not Wallsâ, an oh so clever dig at Donald Trump. Itâs a pity that Mr Bragg canât exercise a little bit of philosophical consistency in his attitude to walls, because this supposed hatred of walls didnât stop him from playing a gig in the former East Germany, who of course erected a giant wall in 1961 over which 200 people were shot dead trying to escape. Bragg you are a cunt!
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Would that be the cunt Bragg who espouses diversity and enrichment and lives in whiter-than-white deepest Dorset?
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The very cunting same
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I would love to see Kunt and the Gang on stage singing their record âMichael Eavis and his micro penisâ. I canât think of any other reason to go to this cuntfest
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But certainly wankstock…
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Emily Eavis on Desert Island DIscs…
What a premium cunt….
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Was never the same since Eavis kicked the travellers off after the 1990 one. Fucking horrible unwashed greebo cunts they where but hey! they had the best drugs.
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Hope some cunt bombs it this year. Would be carnage. Falafel and designer wellies everywhere
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Emily Eavis… Hippy cunt incarnate…. And another equality/diversity foot soldier… An imperial cunt….
Sheryl Crow… A monumental cheesy septic cunt… ‘All I Wanna Do’ is a runny turd in musical form…
Lewis Capaldi… A fat Paul McCartney without the Beatle’s talent or charisma… A Scottish Ed Sheercunt…
Lauryn Hill… Another uppity special treatment blambo cunt…. When was she let out of the nuthouse then? Mad as Napoleon on crack…. ‘Refugees up t’ here?’ Indeed we are up to here with them, you cunt…
And I am very disappointed that Stormzy didn’t give us ‘Mammy’….
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Just randomly turned on to the Glastonbury coverage from the beeb.
In ten minutes we were subjected to Tom Odell, the Lumineers and George fucking Ezra, as well as a band of hipsters called The Soaks who were so quiet and fey they may as well not have been there.
They were playing to crowds of forty-something women in pashminas, who when asked to sing along in choruses could barely manage a squeak.
The word for this years Glastonbury is ‘anaemic’. Ive seen livelier crowds at the Chelsea Flower Show.
All the acts seem depressingly similar in genre and tone. Even though the dance/club music of Ibiza is not to my taste, given the choice i’d take Ibiza with a load of lads anyday.
At least they’ve always looked like they were having fun and up for a laugh.
The bloodless bourgeois cunts at glasto just look and sound bored.
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