Bring Me The Horizon

I would like to nominate the so called band “Bring Me The Horizon.”
What a fucking bunch of preening cunts they are.
They released a new album and it is was a load of old cunt. They sold out on theirfans and presented an album which was for cunts by cunts.
I do not know what happened to this band. Perhaps they got fucked up their cunts by music industry executives.
Also I live in Adelaide, Australia and this bunch of Bring Me The Cunts decided not to play a gig in my town. Not that I would have gone to see them again (yes I have seen these cunts twice before..when they were not cunts playing cunt music).
So fuck these cunts. Sell outs and well and truly cunted their fans.

Nominated by Jonny Cuntsville

43 thoughts on “Bring Me The Horizon

  1. They look like cunts. Particularly that one in the middle with the gross tattoos.

    • Yeh, the limp wristed one in the middle looks like he comes from Alice, Northern Territory.

    • They look like cunts to me. Being Aussies makes them even bigger cunts. I couldn’t bear to hear their shitty music and their whiny cunty Aussie fuckwit accents.

      G’day and fuck off

  2. G’day cobber, they all look like they belong in the club’s Dennis and I used to frequent back in the day.
    Can’t beat a bit of midnight oil or Rolf Harris. Propper Ozzie musicians.

      • The Easybeats, Men at Work, AC/DC. With the family connection between the first and last.

      • Nick Cave
        Courtney Barnett
        But you have to love The Saints – I think “Perfect Day” was the first 12″ singke I bought.
        AC/DC fair enough, but Scottish rather than Australian, I fancy.

      • RTC – you tell porkie pies. You told me that you were not that old! “I remember you” was released in 1962. Now, assuming you were probably 15 or so when you bought the record, that would make you around 70!!
        Don’t tell me “70 is the new 60! “ Sue me if I’m wrong! However, I still think your marbles are still very much intact and I still respect you!
        😊😆😂

      • Then there’s Kyle Minogue!

        Couldn’t act for toffee, but she was the stuff of hard-ons during her prime dancing days!

      • @ Bsc – I was 9 or 10 at the time, so my mother probably bought the single for me…

  3. The one on the end in the grey t- shirt looks like he’s escaped from somewhere.

  4. I think that’s what’s known as a soy band.

    Not sure of the parentage of the one on the right though. Ears wouldn’t be out of place on Mr potato head.

    • Don’t you mean Radiohead – the fuckin’ ugliest band in Christendom.

  5. Bring? More like “Take them to the horizon“…and push them over The fucking Edge. And push that cuntzilla off too.

  6. Why do all modern bands look like such unwashed cunts. What happened to wholesome musicians like Val Doonican and the like?

    • This “band” has all the menace and attitude of a wet weekend in Bognor!

  7. When I was young I used to think that older people were cunts, as I got older I realised that young people are really cunts. In particular younger people with any sort of celebrity are 99.99% of the time cunts. I say 99.99% because there maybe a .001% who are not cunts in the same way thee may well be a God.

    We all have an inner cunt that’s doing it’s best to get out, when you’re young your inner cunt is worn with pride and often it takes an older cunt more in control of his inner cunt to slap some of your outer cunt back into you.

    Just from this publicity photo you can see they are in full cunt flower, 100% cunts and proud, the fact they act like cunts is a result of their embracing their inner cunts with glee.

    Cunts

    • Rock n rolls meant to be sex drugs isnt it? They look like theyve been told theyve got the AIDS! Cheer the fuck up lads! Pasty faced, pale, haircuts by Stevie wonder, hardly jim morrisons in the making. Think you dodged a bullet there lad.

  8. All Convict music is shite. From Jason fucking Donovan to Kylie shitey Minogue, from Acuh-Ducuh to INXS shithawks. It’s just a fact. Meat and two veg rock’n’roll, bland dogshit. Not one band compares to our greats or to the Yanks.

  9. They look as if Rolf Harris has asked them ‘Can you see what it is yet?’

  10. Fuck me is that a picture of real men of today, we are truly fucked, the futures black for us all. Fecking hate musicians ego driven arseholes worshipped by bigger arseholes, cunts to a man.

  11. I listen to Aus/Kiwi music….Hunters & Collectors, Cold Chisel, Noiseworks, The Oils, Icehouse, Crowded House, The Living End and several more……some of the bands I listen to are no longer together, but I don’t care as I fucking hate most of the music that is on offer at present.

  12. The beardy chap on the left has the look of a man who just realised who it was that stole his 16 inch black mamba rubber cock .

  13. They say that you should never judge a book by it’s cover, but I do, and unfortunately I’m rarely wrong. I’ve never heard of these cunts, or heard their music, but I bet I’d fucking hate it. And them. I have to listen to what passes for music these days in work, and it’s all shit. Monotonous, repetitive and boring. 80s car alarms had more melody, and far less annoying. Dance music being the soundtrack to the retard, 25 years ago, people had to ram loads of mind bending drugs down their necks to listen to the shit, now cunts are thick and soulless enough to listen to it straight. Fuck them all.

  14. They’re probably like a shite U2 or Coldplay…. They certainly look like cunts…

    Where’s that fucking Kinks reunion then? I grow impatient…

  15. And don’t they just look shit?… They look like shit…
    Bands usually look the part (Small Faces, The Jam, early Stones, Zeppelin, Stone Roses etc), but these cunts are a state… I’ve seen wounds dressed better… And -like Ed Sheercunt and Lewis Capaldi – these tossers are as dull as the ‘music’ they spew out…

  16. What a fine example of a bunch of cunts. It is patently obvious when they were born the wrong bit was thrown away.

    • They’re trying to look edgy, in order to appeal to like-minded hipster cunts out there, and failing dismally.

  17. Shifty looking yet strangely effeminate.
    The one on the right appears to be missing a chromosome or two.

    Bet they sound as shit as they look

  18. Sheryl Crow releases a new album Threads at the end of August….
    Hope it’s like the TV programme and she gets a nuclear blast…

  19. I used to live in Adelaide, love the place. As for these cunts, never heard of them but they look like cunts and I can’t stand the fucking copy and paste ‘edge lord identities’ all these bands buy in to.

    Want to be the next Kurt Cobain, nice one, go suck on a 12 bore and do us all a favour.

    Cunts.

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