The Royal Sprog

It’s A Boy!!

Rejoice! Rejoice! Let the church bells ring the length and breadth of the nation!

Yes, Megan M has done her bit as a brood mare, and we can duly consider ourselves blessed by the arrival of another royal sprog. What an exciting few days are in prospect. Wall to wall coverage on every news channel, complete with obligatory skin-crawling sycophancy and smarmy, shit eating grin from every newsreader. Special fifty page supplements in every newspaper, tracing the kid’s lineage back to the dawn of time, going on about how it’s ninety-fifth in line or whatever, and full of photos of ‘the happy family’ for us all to treasure for the rest of our lives.

There’ll be politicians falling over themselves to dish out their brown-nosing messages of congratulation to the happy couple. Then there’ll be the endless discussions about the sprog’s fucking name, and the endless interviews with those well wishing simpletons who’ve stood for hours outside the palace waiting for a bulletin; ‘oooh, they’re sach a laverly capple, Gawd bless ’em, they’re a hexarmple to us awall’.

I’m boaking already. Take your whole fucking circus and fuck off.

Nominated by Ron Knee

115 thoughts on “The Royal Sprog

  1. A Bumbaclart is now officially 7th in line to the throne.
    This country is well and truly Fucked.

  2. They will end up with a fucking tribe of kids, it’s the one thing shiny people and the royals have in common. They’re both unbeatable at breeding.
    And what’s more its silly cunts like myself, who get taxed to fuck to pay for them !
    Hopefully when her Maj realises what young Hewitt has introduced into the blood line, she’ll arrange a little “accident ” like she did for that soppy cunt dirty diana.

    • What’s more I hate my job, I wonder if this little cunt will ever have to set an alarm? He’ll be surrounded by nannies and valets, and other brown nosing cunts who he looks down on.
      Fucking leaching bastards, and no mistake.

  3. The dreadful way they talk. Something like (Meghan) ‘I’m with the two best guys in the world’. Or when Harry said after witnessing the birth-‘its awsome what women can do’. The constant sucking up to each other. So nauseating.

    • Another little PR meme: they’re such a lovely happy couple, bless them, they’ve only got eyes for each other, so much in love, etc. Please note the contrast with Diana/Charlie. This will all go away when Markle realises she’s just a brood mare and enjoys some postpartum instruction on how one needs to behave when one has settled down with one’s royal stud.

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