Eurovision…. cunt of an idea.
Once again it’s time for mincing faggot “celebrities “ that I’ve never heard of to eulogise about the wankfest that is Eurovision . What a waste of fucking time and effort this piece of shit is. And the winner is…… some tuneless twat from a shithole country.
What sort of brainless twat has any interest in this cuntery ?
Nominated by Jimmy the Spaz
The Eurovision Song Contest.
I hardly need to cunt this cuntfest, but I don’t see why it should escape.
Talentless morons screeching a cacophony at us for what seems a lifetime, and since when was Australia in Europe? They should have done all their countrymen a favour and stayed as far away from it as their country already is.
The only thing in recent times I liked about this debacle was Terry Wogan truthfully taking the piss out of this hopeless bunch of arseholes.
Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire
Idiot Australians in the fucking Eurovision Song Contest.
Last time I looked Europe is fucking bounded by the Mediterranean Sea, the Urals, mount Elbrus and the mid At-fucking-lantic divergence plate.
So what fuck are those cum gargling Australians from the roaring forty antipodes doing in the Euro-fucking-vision song-fucking-contest?
Since the end of the white orstraya policy and the explosion of diversitee they’re not even remotely ethnically Eurovision either. They should stick to sandpapering their balls. At least they are meant to be in The Ashes even if they fuck it up by cheating and bawling on the TV like 8-Ace’s brayed bairns.
And it’s not as if the Eurovision is quality stuff, just let those pissant countries like Slovenia and Moravia have a bit of cheesy fun without big-arse too-loud blonde entitled kardashian actalikes caterwauling in and shitting all over everything.
I mean just farrrkkkk offf cuntssss
Nominated by Three Strokes