Dead Pool [130]

Congratulations to Captain Cuntoff who correctly predicted Niki Lauda the legendary 3 times F1 world champion would be next to conk out aged 70.

On to DeadPool 130

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Hugh Downs
Hazel McCallion
Hans Albert
Al Jaffee
Bill Butler (Cinematographer)

88 thoughts on “Dead Pool [130]

  1. Olivia de Haviland
    Britney Spears
    Ian Lavender
    Dame Shirley Bassey
    can’t think of anyone else not taken

  2. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joanna Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim (Go on, make my day, punk !)

  3. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

    • Just noticed Bernard and Ozzy were taken. Make that instead:

      Pat Cooper
      Geoff Capes
      Ian Holm
      Don King
      Lionel Blair

  4. Dennis Skinner.
    Alan Delon.
    Salman Rushdie.
    Jane Fonda.
    President Jimmy Carter.

  5. Melvyn Hayes
    Stuart Whitman
    Robert Wagner
    Mel brooks
    Dave Lee Travis

  6. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Lou Ferrigno
    David Bellamy
    Michael Aspell
    Henry Kelly

  7. I’m thinking of changing my name to the Grim cunter, to be honest though I picked Barry Sheen prior to Lauder.

    Michael Heseltine
    Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh
    Mary Berry (wrinkly queen of tarts)
    Richard Drayfuss
    Lindsay Lohan

  8. Dennis Skinner.
    Alain Delon.
    Salman Rushdie.
    Jane Fonda.
    Bo Hopkins (actor).

  9. Dominic Grieve
    Anna Soubry
    Keir Starmer
    Theresa May
    John Bercow
    A miasma of cunts, no less

  10. Barbara Windsor
    Jim Dale
    Clint Eastwood
    Neil Ruddock
    Anthony Daniels (C3PO)

  11. Gerald Harper
    Ron Flowers
    Bill Tidy
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  12. Willie Nelson
    Billy Connelly
    Pope Benedict
    Nicola Sturgeon
    Alex Salmond

  13. Somebody mentioned Susan Maughan. I had totally forgotten about her. What a beauty she was. Lucky Bobby whose girl she wanted to be. Another dark-eyed beauty from that era was Anita Harris.

    • Didn’t like that growth on her upper lip! Probably got whiskers growing out of it by now.

  14. Prince Philip
    Jimmy Carter
    Queen Sirikit of Thailand
    Christopher Tolkien
    Johnny Depp

  15. Jackie Stewart
    Bernie Ecclestone
    Beth Smith (aka wife of Dog the Bounty Hunter)
    Cliff Richard .
    Gordon Brown ( Cunt of Scottish Cunts)

  16. Jeremy Corbynladin
    Diane Abbottcus
    Seamus Milne
    John Mcdonell
    Emily Thornydingleberry

    Here’s hoping

  17. Sir Limply
    John Prescott
    Dick Fiddler
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Jim Davidson

  18. Jermaine Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  19. Morgan Freeman
    Daniella Westbrook
    Charlie Sheen
    Sharon Osbourne
    Rod Stewart

  20. Jeffrey Archer
    Harry Belafonte
    Olivia de Haviland
    Gloria Hunniford
    Kirk Douglas

  21. William Shatner.
    Dick Van Dyke.
    Billy Idol.
    Olivia de Havilland.
    Bill Wyman.

  22. Gone for a sporting theme this time, just to keep it simple.

    Djamolidine Mirgarifanovich Abdoujaparov (cycling)
    Billy Ketkeophomphone (football)
    Haile Gebrselassie (running)
    Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (football)
    Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo (basketball)

  23. 1 Larry the cat – runover by Boris
    2 Jo Bland – hit by extinction level comet due to her immense gravitational pull
    3 Tony Blair – accidently left by his security detail in Bradford
    4 Nicola Sturgeon – catches a glimpse of herself naked in the mirror
    5 Elton – chokes on his wig in bed as hubby sleeps

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