Dead Pool [130]

Congratulations to Captain Cuntoff who correctly predicted Niki Lauda the legendary 3 times F1 world champion would be next to conk out aged 70.

On to DeadPool 130

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Hugh Downs
Hazel McCallion
Hans Albert
Al Jaffee
Bill Butler (Cinematographer)

88 thoughts on “Dead Pool [130]

  1. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joanna Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim (Go on, make my day, punk !)

  2. I’m thinking of changing my name to the Grim cunter, to be honest though I picked Barry Sheen prior to Lauder.

    Michael Heseltine
    Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh
    Mary Berry (wrinkly queen of tarts)
    Richard Drayfuss
    Lindsay Lohan

  3. Somebody mentioned Susan Maughan. I had totally forgotten about her. What a beauty she was. Lucky Bobby whose girl she wanted to be. Another dark-eyed beauty from that era was Anita Harris.

  4. Prince Philip
    Jimmy Carter
    Queen Sirikit of Thailand
    Christopher Tolkien
    Johnny Depp

  5. Jackie Stewart
    Bernie Ecclestone
    Beth Smith (aka wife of Dog the Bounty Hunter)
    Cliff Richard .
    Gordon Brown ( Cunt of Scottish Cunts)

  6. Gone for a sporting theme this time, just to keep it simple.

    Djamolidine Mirgarifanovich Abdoujaparov (cycling)
    Billy Ketkeophomphone (football)
    Haile Gebrselassie (running)
    Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (football)
    Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo (basketball)

  7. 1 Larry the cat – runover by Boris
    2 Jo Bland – hit by extinction level comet due to her immense gravitational pull
    3 Tony Blair – accidently left by his security detail in Bradford
    4 Nicola Sturgeon – catches a glimpse of herself naked in the mirror
    5 Elton – chokes on his wig in bed as hubby sleeps

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