Dead Pool [130]

Congratulations to Captain Cuntoff who correctly predicted Niki Lauda the legendary 3 times F1 world champion would be next to conk out aged 70.

On to DeadPool 130

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Hugh Downs
Hazel McCallion
Hans Albert
Al Jaffee
Bill Butler (Cinematographer)

87 thoughts on “Dead Pool [130]

  1. Angela Lansbury
    Dick Van Dyke
    Gary Glitter
    Bob Barker
    Tim Currie

    • Congratulations Capt. Cuntoff .
      There coming thick and fast now after a little dry spell.

  2. Alan Alda
    Douglas Hurd
    Felicity Kendall
    Penelope Keith
    Peter Sissons

  3. Anne Buydens
    Eileen Ash
    Edwin Bramall
    Margaret Tebbit
    Raul Castro

    • And you have pinched my Paul McCarthy you are as big a cunt as he is but good luck hope He pegs it very soon lol

  4. Pat Boone
    Giovanna Ralli
    lindsay Sandiford
    Earl Cameron
    Mikhail Gorbachev

    Good Shot, Captain Cuntoff.

  5. Olivia D”Havilland
    Prince Phillip
    Leslie Phillips
    Eva Marie Sainrt
    Robert Mugabe

  6. Frank Windsor
    Geoffrey Palmer
    Olivia Newton John
    Morris Perry
    Jet Black

  7. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Diego Maradona
    Jimmy Carter

  8. Kirk Douglas
    Honor Blackman
    Michael Schumacher
    Gary Glitter
    Diego Maradona

  9. VD Vera Lynn (If BSC hasn’t already claimed her)
    Jackie Stewart
    Michael Hesletine
    Ken Clarke
    Anna Soubry

  10. Sheila Mercier
    Stan Bowles
    Bernard Cribbins
    Leonard Fenton
    Chris Farlowe

  11. Well done Capt’ Cuntoff, I had to chuckle when I saw old Turtle without a shell, had hit the crash barrier for the last time.
    I knew I’d seen some lucky counter with his name.

  12. Bill Oddie
    Nicholas Witchell
    Shirley Williams
    Roy Hattersley
    Lord David Owen

  13. ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Harley Race
    Ric Flair
    Vince McMahon
    Bret Hart

  14. Ruth Based Ginsburg
    June Brown
    Angela Lansbury
    Nancy Pelosi
    Hillary Clinton

  15. Jimmy Greaves
    Nobby Stiles
    Pearl Carr
    Franco Zeferreli
    The filthy bottom feeding, scum sucking traitor May

  16. Nice one, Cap…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    David De Keyser
    Pete Murray

  17. Cloris Leachmam
    Richard Wilson
    Ian St John
    Madeleine Albright
    Jack Nicholson

  18. Joan Bakewell
    Nigel Farage
    Everton Weeks
    Lord Mackay of Clashfern
    Michael Heseltine – who will spontaneously combust on Thursday

  19. Ray Reardon
    Kenneth Cope
    Kenny Rogers
    Jackie Stallone
    Betty Boothroyd.

    Bullseye Cuntoff.

  20. Bernie ecclestone
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    John McCririck
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

    • Fuck, I thought Bill Treacher was long dead. The old cunt has sure kept quiet!!

    • Like the KP nom, exploding silicon tit or dry humped to death by Harvey?

      • I reckon she finally gets taken over by a new, sentient life-form created by her catalogue of STDs

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