Dead Pool (127)


Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who successfully predicted that Dead Pool legend, Doris Day, would finally kick the bucket aged 97. Commiserations to Limply and the multitude of other cunts who have nominated her down the years. So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 127:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (OpinionatedCunt):

Hillary Clinton
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Robert Mugabe
Nancy Pelosi
Prince Phillip

95 thoughts on “Dead Pool (127)

  1. Clint Eastwood
    Anthony Daniels (C3P0)
    Sean Connery
    Jim Dale
    Barbara Windsor

  2. Sepp Blatter
    Jerome Valcke
    Michel Platini
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  3. Camilla Parker Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim
    Joanna Lumley

    Just wondering if there’s a Hillary Mugabe out there…

  4. Dead Pool (127) :-

    1. Kirk Douglas
    2. Olivia de Haviland
    3. Harry Belafonte
    4. Jeremy Kyle 🙂
    5. Lord Archer (Jeffrey) of Weston-Super-Mare

  5. Nigel Farage (Assassinated by the Tory party).
    Archie the Royal sprog.
    Lynda Carter.
    Ursula Andress.
    Simon Cowell.

  6. Bob Dole
    Jerry Stiller
    Roberta McCain
    Tony Britton
    Bill Treacher

    Limply will be pissed off – he had Doris for yonks…

  7. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Herman Wouk

  8. Emperor Akihito
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan
    Prunella Scales
    Javier Perez de Cuellar

  9. Gerald Harper
    Ron Flowers
    Bill Tidy
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  10. 1. Tony Blackburn
    2. Prince Charles
    3. Arnold Schwartznegger
    4. Katie Price
    5. Lewis Hamilton

  11. Honour Blackman
    Paul McCartney
    Beth Smith AKA wife of Dog the Bounty Hunter
    Cliff Richard
    Murray Walker

    • Cliff Richards??? NO NO NO NO NO…..NO!!! Not until Operation Yew Tree finally get the wrinkled, self righteous, holier than thou, cunt! I’ve waited decades for his demise, but not till he’s outed! I was completely vindicated in the Rolf Harris case, after years of being told I was wrong!!

  12. Jerry Lee Lewis
    Willie Nelson
    Billy Connolly
    Nicola Sturgeon ( snp aka krankie)
    Patrick Harvie ( greens – shirt lifter)

    • Was just joking bout chas c but seriously hes nicked him a 3rd time now and also replacing Colbert with Alan Greenspan and replacing Chasc with Loretta Lynn

  13. Dead right, am well pissed me virgin nom orf dear Doris was the subject orf egregious theft. To be honest I looked after her most royally with Fred West orf fond memory. Now what the fuck has happened to me latest list orf noms – straight into bastard moderation never to be seen ag’in. Cunt shower.

    • Bugger and blast I’ll do ’em ag’in:~

      Leslie Phillips
      Rhonda Fleming
      Barry Manilow
      Roy Hudd
      Giscard d’Estaing

        • Whatever happened to cunter fred west hasn’t been on for a year or so now miss his humorous quips and takes on things

          Sorry to hear you missed out on Doris Sir Limpy, you had her for many pools cunters are bound to nick noms keep them close and nominate early cunters keep stealing my ginger

  14. Harley Race
    Ric Flair
    Vince McMahon
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    George Soros

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