BBC Oneness ads

Taken from bbccreative.co.uk

“BBC One is the nation’s favourite channel, and its role is to bring people together. So we celebrated this by commissioning Martin Parr, one of the most celebrated documentary photographers of our time, to create idents that represent the rich diversity of communities living in the UK today”

I will tell you this boy, I will tell you this. First of all every cunt ah huv’ ever met despises the commie BBC, maybe the fuckin’ Hamilton Accies doon at Govanhill like it but ah don’t associate wi’ they smelly cunts. “Bring people together” HA HA FUCKIN’ HA – the fascist globalist cunts at the Beeb are dividing more people than the SS at fuckin’ Birkenau.

“Rich diversity of communities living in the UK today” – call me a cynical old cunt but before they stabby bomby cunts started to infest our lands weren’t we a community? Very tellin’ dae ye no think so? As fur rich diversity, would that relate tae oor white trash daughters gettin’ groomed, turned intae junkies, raped tae fuck an pimped oot? Or maybe the diversity bollards that now adorn our Christmas markets tae stop some raghead cunt fae knockin’ us over like fuckin’ skittles? FUCKIN’ CUUUUUNTS

Words cannae describe how much these cunts boil ma pish wi’ these sanctimonious Oneness skits. Ah never watch the BBC and hate the cunts wi’ a passion but sometimes ah get unlucky cos Mary Doll is watchin’ Eastenders or some shite when ah roll in fae the Two Ways pished oot ma tree.

Fuckin’ Oneness yer huvin’ a fuckin’ giraffe ya cunts. The cuntry is mair divided than ever before, partly thanks to these Marxist thundercunts at the BBC drip feedin’ their shite an onions tae the deluded arseholes that watch it. As soon as ah see they wee diverse fuckers in the U7s football team or a bunch ae spastics playin’ rugby in fuckin’ wheelchairs or some sad cunts climbin’ up some hill in the middle ae fuckin’ naewhere ma pish starts tae boil.

But see when the cunts all stop whit they’re dain and look at me like ah’m a useless deadbeat alky ma bottle of Bucky goes through the fuckin’ telly every time. CUNTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Now if ye’ll excuse me, me an Gash are away on the rob tae git another fuckin’ telly.

Nominated by Rab C Nesbitt

24 thoughts on “BBC Oneness ads

  1. Whit a comprehensive cuntin, Rab, an in character tae. Dinna stoap there, pal.

    Radio 4 on on background – sometimes even a semihuman voice spouting shite is welcome as long as I remember not to listen to the words….but it was inescapable that the last half hour, or maybe it was three days, was about 1. Black 2. Fashion. There was repetition of the term ‘Black culture’. Which pushed my thinking the short distance into complete agreement with everything in this cuntiing. Multiculturalism divides the society in which it is encouraged. It cannot possibly unify it, since it produces separate cliques with divergent interests. And divided we fall.

    Lang may yer lum reek.

  2. I believe we can trust the BBC!!

    I have total faith in them because they have devoted a whole page just to tell us we can trust them.

    So whilst some here may think the BBC is a putrid maggot infest piece of horse shit, that should be made to fund itself by subscription and not by using the law and dubious debt collecting thugs, I cannot agree!

    The BBC tells me how to think and I see no correlation between the state funded Russian propaganda mouthpiece RT and out own revered totally independent BBC.

    • Agreed Sixdog, nothing says Britain like Glaswegian bhangra dancing and aspiring ‘yoot’ on rollerblades.

  3. Bloody brilliant Mr. Nesbit. ABC over here in the lucky cuntry are pushing the same shite. Cunts like Adam Hills and his gimp boys, Tim Minchin, the mascara decorated arse clown and that singing sodomite Eddie Izzard. Feather spitting cunts.

    • Tim Minchin is an utter cocknoodle. Thanks for that export. Worse than Jason Donovan and Adam Hills rocking up with a crate of Fosters urine.

      • Tim Minchin is indeed one of the biggest unfunny shitcunts that has ever beeb born

    • Tim Minchin is indeed a fucking unfunny prick. Who thinks “goth Bonnie Langford” is a good look.

  4. The Cuntservatives won’t abolish the TV licence as the BBC serves as a state mouthpiece to support their left-wing agenda.

    Good cunting Rab. My kids occasionally watch Cbeebies and this is now deliberately infested with “multiculture”. “Biggleton”, more like “One-armed, wheelchair-bound n199erton”. Whenever this indoctrinating shite comes on, I turn the TV off.

  5. Well done, Big Man… How’s Jamesie these days?

    I have now boycotted the Black Broadcasting Corporation…. Last thing I watched was the League of Gentlemen anniversary special… I even refuse to watch Match Of The Day because of human oil slick Lineker and boring cunts like Shearer and Phil Neville… And that boxing wimmin ident makes me want to do an Elvis and shoot the telly….

    Thing is the cunts are absolutely obsessed with ‘people of colour’ benders peacefuls trannies and wimmin… They have to bring it into everything… When Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II dies I bet the cunts at ‘ver beeb’ will broadcast a half mast rainbow flag with the anthem played by a steel drums band…

  6. As i read this BBC radio 2 aired an advert for some yoof nonsense about gender and identity’. Great, unless you are -to quote a chap the guys at 4chan call ‘AIDS Skrillex’- you’re a WHIIITE MAAAALE.

  7. A decent read on the BBC from a guy who worked there for over 20 years!
    It’s called THE NOBLE LIAR by robin aitken…..
    shows lots of the tricks used by The cunty corporation……..

    • I saw an interview with him on a recent youtube channel.called ‘So What You’re Saying Is’.

  8. Fellow cunter’s may be very surprised to hear that I am indeed not a fan of multiculturalism or any form of diversity. I have an ample supply of Imam toilet tissue, and frequently burn a Koran on a rival website. In fact, I am responsible for most of the recorded burnings, doing so several times each day. I am not a fan of sand soldiers, carpet kissers and so on, nor do I tolerate LGBTYF or whatever it is.
    I shall be casting my vote very wisely this coming election, and I tell you now that my vote will not be going to Chukka or any individual of his ethnicity. I would never tolerate an Islamic Home Secretary, nor a Camel todging politician in any capacity.
    The BBC is ( IMHO ) nothing other than the “Universal Moron Mirror” of State sponsored indoctrination.
    That gentlemen, is why I have not paid any licence fees for nigh on fifty years!
    Stop paying, and they will simply starve.

    • Good to see the fundamental British values of respect and tolerance are still alive and kicking in Britain today 😂

  9. BBC language: “Rich diversity of communities living in the UK today”

    Translation: Those fucking overpopulated crappy areas full of kebab shops, Polski Skleps, corner shops, unlocking mobile phone shops, taxi ranks, curry houses, chicken shops, halal butchers and mosques, that are engulfed in garbage, human shit, soiled nappies, and a high crime rate.

  10. Can’t knock the BBC, after all the years pushing the narative (along with the rest of the liberal elite) that diversity and multiculturalism is great how can they admit they were wrong.
    The whole country knows it but we arent allowed to believe it, if you say something over and over again it becomes the accepted even if it is a total lie.

    Fucking BBC are CUNTS, the attacks in Sri Lanka are a prime example, who would be the prime suspect …. Islamic terrorists but the BBC will hold out as long as possible before even implying that may be the case.
    Attack on a mosque and its ‘Far Right’ even before the flames are out and the BBC cant wait to push it down our throats.

  11. The death toll from Sri Lanka’s Easter Sunday terrorist attack has now risen to 310….

    That’s more than 6 times Christchurch….

    But still 1000 times LESS outrage…..

    Go figure….. Cunts…

    • The virtue signal from Christchurch was very strong indeed. We in Britain 12,000 miles away received it loud and clear. Sri Lanka is closer but the virtue signal seems very weak. Maybe we are tuned to the wrong frequency.

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