James Corden (8)

I would like to nominate someone who is no stranger to the heady world of cun*dom, namely, James Corden. So synonymous with the C-word is this desperate and entitled attention whore that the new C-word is in fact ‘Corden’ (C*rd#n). Oozing sycophantic ass-lickery out of every sweat pore replete with barrel upon barrel of swollen-headed self-conceit, this OBE winning, insincere narcissist has long been rumbled by the British who could smell his BS from Andromeda, and has therefore gone down the well worn path of using his Britishness in America. A quick look at Tripadvisor’s reviews written by people who went to see the Late Late Show being filmed, will soon shatter any illusions Americans may yet harbour of his being really a likeable fat guy and leave you in no doubt that he is a colossally obsequious jackass whose talent is inversely proportional to the size of his ego.

Nominated by Greg

24 thoughts on “James Corden (8)

  1. Cringeworthy cunt. He is one export i hope never gets returned to Blighty. What the hell they see in him I will never know. But then again, those daft cunts arent exactly renowned for being too bright with their choice of ‘slebs’ are they. A subject that could be cunted in its own right in the UK as yet another American import here. I mean look at the so called ‘celebrity’ that infests our once fine land. Anyway, Corden has fucked off and I hope it stays that way. Our gain is Americas loss and they’re welcome to him.

  2. An alright actor who, in the past, did some interesting stuff, but nothing outstanding. He was lucky that Alan Bennett’s The History Boys was a stage/screen success. So he took the path of trash TV. Worthy of an OBE? Hardly.

  3. Fucking remoaner. No way back from that. That will never be forgotten or forgiven in Frogworld.

    • Yet another wanker who chooses not to live in Britain, but feels he has the right to lecture the rest of us. I wish Corden would take that other fat-arsed cunt Gemma Collins over to the states as well – they would look great sachaying together in Times Square in their shell suits and cheap jewellery. Wayne & Waynitta Slob Stateside.

  4. That poor classic Mercedes in the Confused ads had a real work out of its suspension with that corpulent cunt at the wheel.

  5. Never heard of him. Is he the new England goalie? Wouldn’t get many past the fat cunt . Looks like he’s about to take a mouthful from the bloke behind the camera. Wonder who that could be?

  6. A revolting smug fat slob who sees himself as some kind of National Treasure. I must admit that I’ve never really watched any of his appearances,but that’s because even the sight of his piggy face and wobbling jowls while he screams with fake laughter drives me mad. Lack of discipline when he was a child is what causes Cunts like Corden. His school bullies failed him. He should have been constantly abused,embarrassed and beaten until he realised that he was nothing but a flabby,attention-seeking Wanker. I fear that the current “Anti-Bullying” ethos will lead to more of these self-indulgent types failing to mend their ways.
    The Americans should do what they’re famous for and use his bloated carcass for target practice.

    Fuck him.

    • It also doesn’t help that the entire MSM on both sides of the Atlantic thinks the sun shines out of his reeking, pile infested shitter.

    • Another excellent vitriolic put-down from your keyboard.

      God knows the damage you would do to these cunts if you were a tranny in high heels.

  7. I loathe him. He thinks his ability to laugh louder and harder than everyone else makes him hilarious. It doesn’t.
    I wish diabetes would take him. He looks the type.

  8. Nothing he has featured in was ever remotely funny, a fat, creeping arsewipe of the highest order. It’s no wonder our politicians treat the public with such contempt when talentless fucks like Corden are considered popular.

    Not that Corden needs any help being a hugely unlikeable cunt, but check out the video of his pathetic little to and fro with another Brexit hating luvvie, bald cunt Patrick Stewart. Just shows what an epic cunt he really is.

  9. A nobody who came from nowhere, and the sooner he fucks off back there the world will be a nicer place.
    The big fat false giggly cunt.

  10. Another vacuous non entity one trick pony who knew once the game was up, fucked off to inflict his “brand” on another audience across the pond. Cunt.

  11. I recall that on the late website, dsmo, Corden was the “cunt of all cunts”, scoring a perfect 11/11, and beating Phoney Tony’s mere 10.61/11 (the next highest in cuntitudinality).

    That was in 2012 (Mary Beard fomented the demise of the blog thereafter, and deserves her own, private side-cunting for that.) Those webpages were then drawn to my attention, as they (“Ricardo” White, “Jimmy Vespa” et al) had outed not only Stephen Fry, but were well into Savile prior to his sad, early demise.

    Corden certainly is a condign cunter, and indeed a durable one. Top notch, Gregory!

    • Corden is obviously a condign cuntee , but that kind of error is what you expect when you make the cunt’s error of (briefly) reinstating SwiftKey™.

      Apologies, and it’s back to the school of hard knocks, (c/o Kimono, Cheearse et hoc genus omne… you hypercritical, hypocritical gentlemen of many labia).
      (SK is good for speed, but actually produces more typos than a good classical education. Another cunting coming on there, I trow.)

  12. It appears O’Brien’s bullying hate campaign against Esther McVey has born fruit. She will now, despite previously voting against the SAME deal twice, be voting for Mrs May’s EU dictated trap, thereby selling our country down the river.

    If anything, O’Brien’s relentless campaign against Nadine Dorries has been even more disgusting… will she too be caving in?

    Rees-Mogg on the other hand appears to be standing firm, let’s hope the DUP don’t give in to Hammond’s bribery.

    Arch-Remoaner Philip Hammond, on the Marr show yesterday, TWICE described May’s ‘Agreement’ as “a very good deal for the uk”. No further evidence, if needed, that it is anything other than the most treacherous deal since Blair conned Parliament into voting for the Iraq War.

    • Looking like Bercunt might prevent another vote on this deal, don’t know what conequences for Brexit are. But hopefully it’ll get the hunchback out of No 10.

  13. O’brien is a cunt, he will always be a cunt and one day he will be an unemployed cunt or working for a hospital radio station because hos massive cuntitude will prove too much for the majority of listeners.

    I can’t wait.

    • Force him onto a chirpy ‘greatest hits’ station with an extensive Stock Aitken Waterman playlist and listen to his voice begin to crack.

  14. Somebody’s captive idiot escaped, appeared in a shit sitcom, made friends with Beckham and promoted his chubby laddishness to the point of nausea for all sane creatures.
    Somehow he’s now host of a late night yank show alongside othre smug unfunny gits like Stephen Colbert and John Oliver.
    Will he too try and convince his bovine audience that ‘ORANGE MAN BAD’?

    I’d happily feed the ample cunt to a ravenous pack of Humboldt squid.

  15. Corden is definately on the upper scale of cuntishness.
    There must always have been cunts like him and O’Brien etc but i’m buggered if i can think of any off hand.Fat, smarmy twat soon did his own trade deal with the USA but we should ofcourse remain.

  16. Fat untalented not funny person Wouldn’t watch the unfunny bastard if my life depended on it a proper cunt. I’ve nothing more to say only do us all a favour stay in the USA

    • Talking of fat unfunny cunts Peter Kay must be due another cunting. Garlic bread! Fuck off!!! Must get back to work on my Brexit manifesto.

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