Dead Pool [125]

Posted on March 18, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Dick Fiddler who correctly predicted American Guitarist Dick Dale would be the next dead dude.Dale was 81.

On to Deadpool 125:

The rules

1)Pick five cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3)It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always

68 thoughts on “Dead Pool [125]”

Shaun of the Dead 69 on March 18, 2019 at 1:13 am said:

Robert Conrad
April Ashley
James Bolam
Peggy Seeger
Diane Ladd

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Freddie the Frog on March 18, 2019 at 1:30 am said:

Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
Pearl Carr
Jimmy Greaves

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Gunner Sugden on March 18, 2019 at 2:11 am said:

Congrats, Herr Fiddler. Never heard of him.

Freddie Flintoff
Guy Martin
Dave Peacock (of Chas n Dave)
Jimmy Tarbuck
Michael Parkinson

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Cuntancurou s on March 18, 2019 at 2:13 am said:

Jackie Charlton
Jimmy Carter
Bobby Charlton
Rolph Harris
Pele

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Shackledragger cunt on March 18, 2019 at 2:13 am said:

James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
Kamal
Bert Newton
Rolf Harris

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- Shackledragger cunt on March 18, 2019 at 2:14 am said:
  
  Baby John Burgess instead of Rolf.
  
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Dioclese on March 18, 2019 at 6:02 am said:

Bob Dole
Jerry Stiller
Roberta McCain
Prince Philip
Tony Britton

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- Dioclese on March 18, 2019 at 7:29 am said:
  
  Ginger Baker instead of Prince Philip.
  
  Nice try Grumpy, but no banana…
  
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  - TitSlapper on March 18, 2019 at 2:53 pm said:
    
    Oh yeah sure you can have my Ginger Baker nom dio, you didn’t even have to ask… nicked my 4 year nom like a two toothed thieving gypsy!
    
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Liberal Liquidator on March 18, 2019 at 6:04 am said:

Eileen Ash
Anne Buydens
Raul Castro
Edwin Bramall
Bertram Bowyer.

Nice work Fiddler.

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Grumpy Old Cunt on March 18, 2019 at 6:06 am said:

Bob Dole
Jerry Stiller
Roberta McCain
Prince Philip
Tony Britton

All nicked from Dio….Yeeeeeha

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- King Cunt on March 18, 2019 at 6:17 am said:
  
  Not all, Jerry Stiller’s been mine for about 12 months.
  
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- Admin on March 18, 2019 at 7:17 am said:
  
  What a shame he got in before you
  
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  - Grumpy Old Cunt on March 18, 2019 at 8:22 am said:
    
    Yep, I am travelling so went for the quick, easy and sleazy option. He’s faster than greased lightning that Dioclese! I’ll have to be faster next time.
    
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- caughtspedding on March 18, 2019 at 10:07 am said:
  
  Philip is mine, my squire, courtesy of deep automation.
  (yw, btw, for saving a wasted prognost.)
  
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Paul Maskinback on March 18, 2019 at 6:12 am said:

Olivia Newton John
Geoffrey Palmer
Morris Perry
Frank Williams
Jet Black

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King Cunt on March 18, 2019 at 6:20 am said:

Jimmy carter
Roberta Mc Cain
Donald Sutherland
Bob Hawke
Bernie ecclestone

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King Cunt on March 18, 2019 at 6:26 am said:

Larry king instead of Roberta Mc Cain
Precilla Presley over Jimmy carter

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NoCuntForOldMen on March 18, 2019 at 6:26 am said:

Alan Alda
Douglas Hurd
Felicity Kendall
Penelope Keith
Peter Sissons

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Mr Bastard on March 18, 2019 at 6:46 am said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Dennis Waterman
Derren Nesbitt

Good shot Mr Fiddler…

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- caughtspedding on March 18, 2019 at 10:25 am said:
  
  Nesbitt a damned fine shot
  
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ChasCmusic on March 18, 2019 at 7:08 am said:

I am staggered.
As a professional guitarist i have to confess that I’ve never heard of him and cannot name a single thing he’d recorded. Even Wikipedia was no help.

Anyway here’s my five

Ronnie Wood
Joni Mitchell
Scott Walker
Cleo Laine
Wilko johnson

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- TitSlapper on March 19, 2019 at 1:43 pm said:
  
  I’m surprised you haven’t heard of Dick Dale Chas, hes probably the biggest surf rock guitarist out there. Tracks like miserlou and lets go tripping are great surf rock instrumentals imo
  
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Pedantic Cunt on March 18, 2019 at 7:12 am said:

Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
Bill Turnbull
President Moduro of Venezuela

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- caughtspedding on March 18, 2019 at 10:11 am said:
  
  Pierre Cardin, mais non Monsieur. C’est déjà prises en compete….
  Je vous en pris!
  
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'Er Indoors on March 18, 2019 at 7:13 am said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Shane MacGowan
Prunella Scales
Javier Perez de Cuellar

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Deploy the Sausage on March 18, 2019 at 7:13 am said:

Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
John McCririck
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne

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- caughtspedding on March 18, 2019 at 10:14 am said:
  
  Beat you to both McC and our Arfur thanks to automation.
  Now that could be perceived as cheating, but still. Two more tries, Deploy, and I agree.
  
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- caughtspedding on March 18, 2019 at 10:27 am said:
  
  Lazy cunt, for not checking, btw
  
  x
  
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- Deploy the Sausage on March 18, 2019 at 11:27 am said:
  
  Cunt.
  
  Larry king
  Madeline Albright.
  
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- George W Bamboo on March 18, 2019 at 5:28 pm said:
  
  You pinched my John McCririck Sausage lol
  
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Kenny Twat on March 18, 2019 at 7:14 am said:

A C Grayling
Alan Greenspan
Stuart Hall
Desmond Tutu
Vince Cable

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Jack The Cunter on March 18, 2019 at 7:17 am said:

Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
John Astin

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Speakyourmind on March 18, 2019 at 7:33 am said:

Theresa May
Jeremy Corbin
Michelle Barnier
Donald Tusk
Lord Van Drunkard

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Norman on March 18, 2019 at 7:42 am said:

Nice one Dickie

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Pete Murray
Cleo Laine

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Duke of Cuntshire on March 18, 2019 at 7:47 am said:

Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
James Randi
George “Johnny” Johnson
Robert Mugabe

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Gutstick Japseye on March 18, 2019 at 7:49 am said:

Peter Tobin
Peter Sutcliffe
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Katie Price

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Shamimas Fourth Baby on March 18, 2019 at 8:11 am said:

John Cleese
Paul o Grady
Mary Berry
Len Goodman
One more off Love Island

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Captain Magnanimous on March 18, 2019 at 8:20 am said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Diego Maradona

Good twanging, Dick.

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J R Cuntley on March 18, 2019 at 8:22 am said:

Richard Wilson
Hillary Clinton
Ian St John
Bridget Bardot
Mike Pence

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- caughtspedding on March 18, 2019 at 10:21 am said:
  
  Perhaps your only gag-free contribution, JR?
  Those gags are top-notch, however, and no error.
  
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  - TitSlapper on March 18, 2019 at 2:57 pm said:
    
    Mike Pence I swear the fucker is a android like those replicants from bladerunner only has a sub set of emotions and responses
    
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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on March 18, 2019 at 8:48 am said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on March 18, 2019 at 8:51 am said:

Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick (please release me I’m a cunt)
Next door’s cat the next time it gets into my garden.

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Dick Fiddler on March 18, 2019 at 8:53 am said:

Linda Nolan
Giovanna Ralli
Bamber Gascoine
Earl Cameron
Lord Pearson of Rannoch

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- caughtspedding on March 18, 2019 at 10:18 am said:
  
  Choices once again of extreme perspicacity, Mr Fiddler.
  
  You are a professional, I observe. When I was on diplomatic service, in some weird places, this shit kept us all sane(ish).
  
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Twatakincuntrubber on March 18, 2019 at 9:48 am said:

Dave Lee Travis
Stuart Whitman.
Ray reardon
Michael fabricunt
Pauline quirk

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