Dead Pool [124]

Congratulations to Mecha-rigsby who correctly predicted that the American Actor and former heartthrob Jan -Michael Vincent would be next to die aged 74.

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Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies

63 thoughts on “Dead Pool [124]

      • George Johnson too. The last of the Dambusters.
        A hero of mine, not really a cunt at all, although I reckon the Germans had a few choice names for him.
        Oh well, it was just a flying visit……

  1. Good shot, mecha. I had JMV in a few of my older pools, but the veteran Airwolfian refused to shuffle off when I nominated him. Git.

    Frank Williams
    Geoffrey ‘Bootface’ Palmer
    Morris Perry
    Olivia Newton John
    Jet Black (Stranglers)

  2. Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    John McCririck
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

    • You’re like a toad’s tongue, Deploy: McCririck and Treacher are right up there.

  3. NOOOOOO!!! Not Jan Michael Vincent!

    He was my massive teenage crush when he was in ‘Airwolf’.

    As for who is going to snuff it next, I couldn’t top what has been posted already.

    (I just hope it is the entire clan of Kardashian cunts.)

    • Well as a heterosexual man, I can’t say I had a crush on JMV as Nursey did, but I loved Airwolf! Cheesey yes, but all good harmless fun, especially when Airwolf was blowing the fuck out of some rag head base!

      • ” I just hope it is the entire clan of Kardashian cunts”

        You should name them in that case Nurse Cunty theres more then 5 of the cunts can’t win if you don’t play…

        I’m sure we all here hope that the Kardashian and Jenner Family snuffs it soon but the devils in their court unfortunately. Surprised people still don’t believe satan exists with grade A cunts like these fuckwits infesting the world

  4. Well done Mecha. Never heard of her.

    The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Diego Maradona

  5. Camilla Parker-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim (podium attendant)
    Joannaaaaah Lumley (plastic ringpiece blown out)

  6. Kirk Douglas (102)
    Olivia de Havilland (102)
    Dame Vera Lynn (101)
    Dick Van Dyke (93)
    Nicholas Parsons (95)

  7. Excellent research My Lord (with the ages and all that) but I’ve already got Kirk and Vera and, as some cunts have already nicked Hezzer, Clive James and my beloved Doris off me, you can fuck off back to the House of Wax and claim your £305 a day expenses for being a decrepit old cunt.

  8. Camila Batmanghelidjh (Jabba and her techicolour dream coat).
    David Bellamy
    Frank Welker
    Sir John Polkinghorne
    Dame Maggie Smith.

    • Alex Trebek not Alex TrebRek the double jeopardy cunt, People act like the cunt was so smart fucking cunt read questions from a que card on a gameshow not exactly Mensa material I’ll admit he was well spoken and had a familiar voice cunt always irked me tho

    • I have just seen that some cunt has nicked Pearl Carr. She has been on my death list for ages. Oh, well, I’ll go for Bill Tidy. (Met him once, smashing fella, not a cunt at all)

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