Chris Grayling
Surprisingly last cunted way back in March 2013.
Now barely a day goes by when the useless twat otherwise known as Chris Grayling hasn’t fucked something or other up.
Today he is coming under attack over the disastrous privatisation after probation firms collapse. An added extra waste of £4767m of taxpayers money. An award-winning service that has fallen into total chaos in just four years.
Only a few weeks ago it was discovered that Grayling awarded a “post Brexit no-deal scenario £14m contract to Seaborne Freight, a “shipping company” who did not own any ships. He assured us that no public money had been spent so far in the process, however to my knowledge assurances have not yet been forthcoming that this will not happen in the future. EUROTUNNEL has sued the government and today has been awarded £33m to settle the lawsuit over its awarding of three Brexit ferry contracts, putting the Transport Secretary under renewed pressure to resign after he said he would stay on after the fiasco.
Railway timetables
The Transport Secretary has also been blamed for the timetable chaos that caused misery for thousands of commuters over the summer. While Grayling earlier claimed that he did not ‘run the railways’, the transport committee concluded that Grayling should have taken charge. Of course, this isn’t the first time the hapless Grayling has found himself in hot water. In fact, the Transport Secretary has a habit of disasters following him around.
The cyclist mishap:
Blundering Chris Grayling sent a cyclist flying after opening his ministerial car door outside Parliament. The Transport Secretary was filmed helping the rider to his feet following the incident in December 2016. But despite Grayling’s efforts to rectify things, the cyclist involved said he was angry at Grayling after he accused him of cycling too fast, the Guardian reported.
Grayling vs cyclists: round two
Grayling’s relations with cyclists went from bad to worse when he claimed that cyclists do not count as road users. Grayling told Parliament: “Where you have cycle lanes, cyclists are the users of cycle lanes…And there’s a road alongside – motorists are the road users, the users of the roads. It’s fairly straightforward, to be honest.” Former Tour de France cyclist Chris Boardman accused Grayling of an ‘astonishing lack of knowledge’ about cyclists.
The gay B&B row:
Grayling was forced to apologise back in 2010 for saying that B&B owners should have the right to turn away gay guests. The shadow home secretary’s colleagues turned on Grayling, with one shadow minister telling the Guardian that ‘Chris Grayling is just not up to the job’.
The book ban:
A book ban on prisoners, introduced by Grayling in 2013, was one of his most unpopular moves. The former justice secretary’s decision to stop friends and families from sending books to inmates was later ruled to be unlawful by the High Court.
The court charge fiasco:
Grayling’s decision to introduce charges for those pleading guilty in court led to the resignation of more than 100 magistrates. The fees – £150 for those entering a guilty plea in a magistrates’ court, or £1200 for those found guilty at a crown court – were criticised for apparently encouraging innocent people to plead guilty. Michael Gove binned the charges when he took over from Grayling, saying that the ‘intent has fallen short’.
The Moss Side controversy:
Grayling did his best to alienate people in Manchester by comparing the city’s Moss Side area to The Wire, a drama series about American drug dealers. His opposite number, the home secretary Alan Johnson, accused Grayling of ‘talking Britain down’.
The disappearing act:
Train travellers were in uproar when season ticket costs rose sharply at the beginning of this year. But while miserable commuters waited on cold platforms for overpriced and delayed trains, Grayling made himself scarce – by jetting off to the sunny Gulf. Grayling said that he wished the fare rise ’wasn’t as high as it is’ but he insisted he was busy ‘trying to win jobs for Britain’ in Qatar.
The un-announcement act:
Admittedly not all blunders involving Chris Grayling are actually his fault. The Tory MP found himself the butt of jokes when a tweet from Tory HQ named Grayling as the party’s new chairman in a reshuffle back in January. Unfortunately for Grayling, the tweet was deleted within seconds and the job handed to Brandon Lewis instead 15 minutes later.
In any other business environment Chris Grayling would have been sacked (several times over) for total incompetence. There is little or nothing positive that has been achieved by this man, and how he is still in a job is staggering. However when our MP’s in appear to be competing for who has the lowest personal moral standards, honour or integrity Grayling has so far managed to elude dismissal and bullshit his way out of every single disaster has either caused personally or has been personally responsible for.
Just how bad do our MP’s have to be to lose their jobs?
Chris Grayling. A totally useless cunt.
Nominated by willie stroker
Quite honestly, this cunt would burn the building he is standing in, to the ground, if left in charge of a box of matches.
How someone so utterly incompetent as this fuckwitt manages to hold down a paid job anywhere, is beyond me.
The fact that we are paying this cunt, with taxpayers money, to flush ever more taxpayers money down the shitter, whilst we cannot afford public services like mental health care, home help for the elderly; and children are ‘crowd funding’ for essential operations – we should all be fucking outraged.
I’d put the cunt in charge of cleaning one public lavatory – but he’d probably end up drowning anyone using it in raw sewage.
What a massive Cunt.
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Hi Admin
This post was dated 2nd March but seems to only just appeared on ISAC (Sunday night)?
Is there any chance it can be reposted again as I suspect most will have missed it and cannot imagine I (and only one other) am the only person on ISAC who thinks he is a major cunt.
Thank you.
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Seconded….
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He wasnt great being in charge of the DWP during recession. Gives companies contracts for workfare programme. They failed to meet a measly 6% target of getting the unemployed ‘clients’ into work for longer than 6 months. Still got the taxpayer’s money. It wqouldve been a lot cheaper just to keep it in-house and pay he dole money than hand it to G4S etc.
Corporate welfare programs are still welfare.
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The useless cunt is still there. Everything has gone quiet. Always the same. Until the next time. And there WILL be a next time with him- there always is.
Half a billion of taxpayers money already “down the shitter” and nothing happens.
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£4.1billion has already spent on HS2, and not one inch of rail has been laid.
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Transport Secretary Chris Grayling has been accused by MPs of evading scrutiny over his department’s £33m Brexit payout to Eurotunnel, after another minister took his place in the Commons.
Health Secretary Matt Hancock responded to questions about Friday’s settlement.
He defended his appearance, saying the out-of-court payment had secured the “unhindered” supply of medicines if there was no Brexit deal this month.
But Labour said Mr Grayling had become an “international embarrassment”.
Its transport spokesman, Andy McDonald, said the cabinet minister had shown his “disregard for taxpayers” by his absence and must be sacked immediately.
Sounds about right.
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