The Daily Fucking Mail

The Daily fucking Mail.

Aside from the sidebar of irrelevant TOWIE/Kardashian cunts, and aside from the editorial switch to Pro-May, pro -Remain, they’re turning into another copy paste clickwank site for lib-left outrage like the Huff post.
Deciding to take CNN’s word on a story about a Vietnam veteran and Native American banging a drum on a protest and singing um-pappalappiom, and being confronted by a young man in a MAGA hat, who decided not to move.

The student’s crime was to stare at the veteran, making the hero feel uncomfortable and blocking his ‘retreat’, despite getting closer to the young man, who also dared to look ‘smug’. His friends were ‘mocking’ the veteran by singing and having a jeer, but no eggs, bottles or punches were thrown (see AntiFa for details).

Gladly, not many commenting agreed with Mail and CNN’s version of events, and there was no audio of the crowd shouting ‘build that wall’ on the featured video, just our hero’s say-so.

It doesn’t surprise me that ‘stars’ have come out to condemn the students. They’ve no doubt been ordered to by PR and flunkies.
We’re outraged at it all, darlings… where’s my Champagne and Colombian spritzer, Consuela?
Consuela! Are you like, the fucking ‘ help’ or whaaat?!’

Fuck the new libcunt Daily Mail and the vapid cunts who make a habit of reading it.

Also, please someone tell Peter Hitchens to set sail to Telegraph Island.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

35 thoughts on “The Daily Fucking Mail

  1. Certainly the on-line Daily Mail is more like a woman’s gossip magazine – “Soap Actress On Why She Is So TIred After Her 12 Hour Day” or “MakeUp Tips For Pansy MPs” or “Jess Butch Phillips MP Mortified by Jockstrap Malfunction” but nothing can be as bad as the Guardian with the likes of Nancy Owen-Jones who is bow recycling other people’s outrageous remarks (he has jumped on the “Winston Churchill was a villian” shit by McDonnell. The Guardian/Observer written by wankers for wankers.

  2. The whole video of this incident was about an hour long and edited down to 4/5 minutes long and selected to make the main protagonist Chief Snowflake-Wounded-Feelings the victim.

  3. I like The Daily Mailicious.

    It supplies me with a never ending stream of stories guaranteed to get my dander up….immigrants,the sexually-confused,benefit-fiddlers etc. Plus,their ability to combine self-righteousness with veiled titillation is second to none. They think nothing of running a ” disgraceful leering peeper” story right after a ” 15 year old Starlet flaunts her beach-body” story,complete with a dozen “stolen snaps”.

    • Morning Mr Fiddler, yes The Mail has turned hypocritical moral outrage into an artform. Ginger Bollocks and his Mrs visiting Grenfell peacefuls apparently still struggling to be housed while commenting on her extensive wardrobe worth the average years salary being a regular piece.

  4. I tried cunting these cunts a while back, but it wouldn’t submit for some reason, and reading the headline and the first few paragraphs, I thought it was mine! My main moan was about the stupid pop up videos that make a quick read of an article almost unbearable. You’re a newspaper, not a tv station, you cunts! For me, the only saving grace is that they seem to be the only media that will report the various crimes of the pie key.

  5. Stopped reading it last year. Occasionally pick up the Saturday version only for the TV Supplement.
    A few weeks ago I revisited the main paper. It was choc-full of unreadable pap……10 pages on their latest campaign to pick up litter…..yet more on that pointless ginger who’s 6th in line to the throne and his hideous wife….inevitably a three page spread on some whining benefits scrounger…..Brexit speculation……six pages devoted to one rugger bugger game…..holiday guff……

  6. In order to engineer my perception of the world I have now stopped reading any newspaper or app or online version, and stopped watching any news station or video (wasn’t watching telly anyway).
    Based upon the idea that they’re all cunts anyway, every single one, the only version of a news feed that I now allow into my brain is an ISAC one.
    This may be a dangerous experiment but who gives a fuck about that.

    • This country is finished anyway, so doubt you could do worse Cuntflap.

      Btw, how’s that ISAC armed gated community progressing? Am hoping to move in soon cos we’re selling our house on 28/03 to beat the 30% drop in property values that will inevitably occur on the 29th due to Brexit.

      • Good morning Ruff Tuff!
        Alas, brexit has left me penniless. Therefore, I have had to create the gated compound for my mind instead. Hence my experiment with ignorance. I can only hope that the indomitable sense of ISAC community will lead to some really fucked up perspectives of reality.

  7. Surely not fake news!

    I remeber Andrew Neil ripping James Mcgrory to pieces over his cleverly edited video on brexit.

    I did think about MAGA, and as out English flag has come to be regarded by the left as a symbol of “waycism” we could use hats with MEGA instead.

  8. To call it a newspaper is a misnomer. It is full of dross not news. It is a publication that presumably makes a profit which means sufficient numbers of people buy it to make it viable. It is targeted at the interests and intelligence of its audience. You won’t find serious articles and comment in its pages because its readership are thick stupid cunts more interested in identifying with celebrity gossip than world or national events. The country is full of thick cunts. They voted remain. I blame the so-called education system. Wouldn’t wipe my arse with it. Anyone who reads it is a cunt.

  9. Point orf the cunting is that The Mail has changed its spots dramatically. As soon as Paul Dacre was kicked upstairs and rebranded “Cunt Emiritas” the tabloid version hit reverse gear and Snowflaked overnight. Thus Blighty’s most popular arse sheet, along with The Sun, now supports Teresa the Appeaser and the likes orf Keir Starmer in their attempts to screw BREXIT. Plus all other aspects orf the metro-sexual view orf the world. A blatant attempt by the Rothermere family to fuck with the decent and vaguely honest heartlands constituency that supports dear old Blighty. Treachery most foul, calumny unspeakable.
    Alas the online version has long been a fowl orf a different feather, celeb tits’n arse, a minimal attention span comic.

    • FACT, Sir L. A market niche is opening up, though, as print journalism dies on its feet – all the rags are in the crap (Express taken over by Mirror group – another indicator).
      I suggest cunters go to Reuters, AP or AFP for their news until someone notices the niche for online impartiality and responsibility and cashes in. All the rags get most of their news from these anyway.

  10. I’ve been keeping track of this via my American family. This guy ISN’T a Vietnam veteran. Indeed, in an interview he gave shortly after this incident, he actually says; “I’m a veteran of Vietnam TIMES”. Subtle difference there. Since then a YouTuber named Don Shipley, an ex-Navy SEAL, has done a little digging and gotten hold of Nathan’s service record. Apparently, he enlisted in the USMC in 1972 and served until 1976. He claimed in the interview that he was a “Recon Ranger”. Ha! Bullshit. There’s no such thing as a Recon Ranger. The Marines had Force Recon, but I think they’ve renamed it now, and the Rangers are US Army. Although, as a marine, he would have been trained as a rifleman, and his ONLY award was that of ‘Expert Rifleman’, he was trained in the technical services, and actually spent most of his service as refrigeration mechanic. He left after four years at the rank of E4, which is the lowest grade of private it’s possible to be. After his length of service, you would have expected to him to be at least a lance corporal. Though apparently, Philips had FOUR ‘UA’s’ (unauthorised absence) against him. In war, that would have been called AWOL. Nathan Philips never fought in a war. The records show that he never left the mainland US.

    As for the rest of it. That video doesn’t show that far from the boys surrounding Philips, HE walked among THEM and started banging his fucking drum in that kid’s face. In my opinion, the kid is smiling simply because he’s never had something like this happen to him before, so he just doesn’t have a fucking clue what he should do next. It’s rabbit in headlights syndrome. But, hey, all the lefties could see was his MAGA hat, so he must be a racist little white cunt.

    There were at least five other cameras recording that day. Some of them captured footage of actual racists, in the form of group known as the ‘Black Hebrew Israelites’, hurling racist and homophobic abuse at the boys before Philips and his drum pulled their little stunt. Lefties won’t show that though, because it ruins their whole ‘white people evil’ narrative.

    • Great post Quick Draw. Thanks for exposing the greasy haired misfit and the real racists. Being black does not disqualify you from being a racist. After all it’s equal opportunities innit ?

  11. Rather like in 1997, when the Sun changed its spots just before the election. The hitherto much-derided “Pnoney Tony” suddenly became the paper’s beau idéal.
    My only issue with your nom, Cuntamus, is that you evidently did once approve of the Mail, prior to its new “Fucking” status. I agree with comments elsewhere that a more “traditional” use for the rag has long been found in the outside Crapper™.

  12. Personally, I LIKE the Daily Mail. They are one of the few newspapers that still have the balls to tell it like it is in terms of immigation and lazy, child spewing cunts on benefits without kowtowing to the PC shite that has infected this country.

    Also, any tiny dicked, zit popping, student fucktard who sees fit to wear a MAGA cap is clearly a prize cunt anyway……

    FUCKING YANK ASSHOLES.

  13. Being a prot lot of people think I am anti catholic but i’m actually anti papacy anti insitution i hate evangelicals fake protestants as much as bomb blasting fenians but its fascinating that these catholic students were thrown under the bus by their own school especially considering they didn’t do anything. One kid sort of smirked while a native american banged a drum inches from his face while chanting some indian war cry unbelievable how the media framed them as evil

  14. Since the new editor came in, it’s just project fear, the fucking Meghan and Harry show interspersed with crime and more crap celeb bollox down the right hand side.

    Unless you use the app you are subjected to constant pop up videos.

    Load of wank.

  15. Bunch of fucking cunts constantly slagging off the emergency services, fire brigade at Grenfell, etc. Now they’re sticking their claws into the ambulance service. Do a twelve hour shift with me and tell a fucking parent that their child is dead and has been for some time and there’s fuck-all we can do about it. Walk a fucking mile in our boots, you cunts, and report on that rather than sensationalist headlines about waiting times for ambulances. Fucking parasites.

    • There’s been – it pains me to admit it – a rather good serialisation on R4 this week. Simply, a succession of credible incidents as they affect the ambulance service, from the viewpoint of the person who answers the 999 call on the phone. Idiot public, genuine emergency, people with issues, service stretched to breaking point, all there. Kept me interested and sometimes appalled – think you might have liked it as it seemed fairly authentic.

      • Cheers. I’ll try and seek it out on the Beeb Japeye-Player. Service is stretched to breaking point regularly in my Trust due to fuckwit public, over-reacting GP’s and 11fucking1. Until people actually digest the definition of ‘Emergency’, there’ll regularly be 4 hour plus waits for us to pick up your elderly relative from the floor that The Daily Hate love to sensationalise about.

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