ROY HATTERSLEY
Perhaps like me you thought this demented old cunt had shuffled off this mortal coil years ago but no – the Jumbo Whiffy of politics of the last century has spluttered into life again:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jan/12/roy-hattersley-backs-second-brexit-vote-to-enfranchise-the-young
The silly old bastard could be heard on the radio news at noon, spitting down a BBC microphone to the extent it is probably now rusted beyond repair.
Mangledbum, Blair this arsewipe and his bum chum Kinnock are all old, stale and defunct, why the fuck do they think they have the right to lecture us in 2019. Go and fuck yourself Woy.
Nominated by W.C.Boggs
I know this might need to go into the Brexit thread, but I wondered if we could have a cunting for the lisping prick that is Roy Hattersley
The worse in life than his spitting image puppet cunt of a man, is the latest in a long line of ex fuc all’ers to jump on the second referendum band wagon.
But this spitting cunt of a man, deserves a cunting because, well, he is a cunt, fuck me is he.
Nominated by DryItchyCunt
I think you mean The Lord Hattersley. Let’s give the cunt his proper cunt title.
How many more of these fucking old dinosaurs are they going to dig up? The millenials , of course, will have no idea who the cunt is so won’t know what a shithead he was back in the day. Roll the fat old wanker out I say, and let him slobber all over the shop like a Joey Deacon.
They’re scraping the bottom of the barrel now.
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Judging by the state of the dribbling old cunt, they’ve gone through the bottom of the barrel and are now 6 feet under soil.
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Talking of scraping the bottom of the barrel, another old arselicking shitstain from the days of New Labour has written another essay:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/feb/03/one-day-a-second-peoples-vote-will-bring-us-back-into-the-european-union-the-only-question-is-when
More wank-fodder for Guardian reading snowflakes
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Wasn’t this cunt sidelined as soon as Noo Liebour became a thing for being an abject failure alongside his EU gravy slurping 3x failure leader Kinnock?
Last time I heard/saw Hattersly was when he was a block of lard on Have I Got News For You.
That must be 20yrs ago now? That’s how relevant this cunt is!
Cunt!
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I honestly thought that he was dead, I therefore decided that I’d write a piece of pure malice about him, accusing him of moral turpitude,financial irregularities,bizarre sexual practices and disliking dogs…after all,you can’t libel the dead.
Imagine my disappointment on discovering that the old Cunt is actually still alive. Selfish old Wanker…..never mind, I’ll just put Nigel Farage’s name instead of Roy Hattersley. I know that he’s still alive,but I’m fairly sure that he can’t sue me for libel when the allegations are true….now,where should I start?
Fuck Off.
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***Breaking Project FUCK-ME-SIDEWAYS News!***
Heard on radio news this morning: In the event of a No Deal Brexit there are plans to evacuate the Queen…!
Ha! The only thing that will be evacuating will be Merkel & Macron’s bowels.
A startling cunting Mr Boggs and DryItchyCunt – am gobsmacked to hear the slobbering fat slug is still alive!
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I’d evacuate the whole lot of them to the cellar of some house in Yekaterinburg, Russia.
Fuck them.
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Or the cellars at Fiddler Towers? Fanny tells me that many a door-to-door salesman ended up there when Weird Uncle Kiddie was still Lord of the Manor.
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Ah,but we’ll never run short of copies of The Watchtower,and since that lovely Mr. West concreted the floor,the foul smell seems to have subsided.
Been enjoying your recent pieces over at Mike’s Place.
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Morning Dick – good to see your recently acquired touchy feely compassionate side has now been consigned to the dustbin of history.
😃
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Yes,it didn’t quite convince,did it?
Morning RTC.
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An attack on Buck house, surely that gives the state the right to shoot the fuck out of all the left wing momentum remoaner cunts.
Yipee!
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Evacuate the queen?
To where, Twitter? She’ll be safe from Brexit there. Everybody’s safe from the big bad real world on Twitter.
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Mark Mardell of the BBC deserves a cunting all to himself. Forever mithering away about Brexit on The World At One (he has Remainer smeared all over him) today he is trying to blame Brexit for Nissam’s decision not to manufacture their new care here.
The fact that diesel car sales have been plummeting like Diane Abbott’s tits seems to have escaped the oily little motherfucker.
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Another Democracy Denier who would cheerfully lead this country down the slippery slobbery slope to a Venezuelan type Socialist Utopia.
Get to fuck.
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Such is the desire to keep the remain story ahead, they will air any old cunt, as long as they are on message. The fact that leave overcame this massive bias, which has been there from the start speaks volumes. Cunts, the lot of them.
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Yep does not agree with democracy and the result of the referendum another Labour old fucking has been He does not know how to bow out gracefully a proper cunt.
Emergency Cunting of Sunderland s MP regarding Nissan XTrail none build in Sunderland.
Just listened to this wanker on Sky News moaning & blaming leave voters decision to vote leave for Nissans diecision not to build the new XTrail at the Sunderland Plant. Nope 4×4 diiesels are dead in the water no one wants them unless they are also electric powered nothing to do with voting to Leave you wankers Another Labour MP not agreeing with Her constituents who voted overwhelmingly to leave respect your constituents wishes you horrible vile cunt
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Julie Elliott Labour MP Sunderland East Another Brexit Blocker 2/3 of your constituents voted overwhelmingly to leave the EU Respect their decision please vote leave means leave
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Yes, I noticed the Remoaners i.e. the BBC failed to mention that they were diesel engines, and also failed to mention that the current war on diesel cars is due to crippling emission targets, and having to add expensive blue dyed cats piss that have been implemented undemocratically by… The E.U.
Cunts.
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They wouldn’t dare do that tub of lard gag today. Any criticism of a remoaner and they call the Thought Police.
Imagine if they did that to the Flabbot? Mass sackings in the morning.
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Tub of lard ??
Feck me, Flabbott is the global lard mountain.
And if the thought plis are reading this, get in your corner and have a wank.
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Flabbott’s an EU lard mountain, probably ate the EU butter mountain. Did they have a KFC bargain bucket chiggun mountain?
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What sticks in my mind was this slavering gobshite’s appearence on some current affairs show back in the early 90s, where he complained that people weren’t treating the political class with enough respect, and needed to realise how vitally important the freeloading, trough-scoffing cunts were.
If that’s not an EU lover’s attitude I don’t know what is.
And I thought this obese dribbling old relic was long dead too…
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The cunt is 86 ! I thought all crusty old cunts voted leave?
Oh…….except for the rich ones, obviously.
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Diane “Two Buckets” Abbott. They’ll have to instal a KFC franchise in the House of Lords before we can get rid of the cow.
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Fucking Hell. Saw this headline in The Mailicious and half-expected to see my name and photo underneath…….
“Unmasked: The cruel trolls who spew bile against the Duchess of Sussex on social media, branding her a ‘hooker’ and ‘trash’… and call for #Megxit”…….
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That’s nothing compared to what Phil the Greek would like to do to her. It was Meghan he thought was driving that car he ploughed into the other day.
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