Lucy Worsley is a cunt….
Apart from being a BBC cunt, Worsley is as annoying as fuck and a totally narcissistic twat…
Her latest series ‘America’s Biggest Fibs’ has her yet again poncing around in various costumes and wigs… She’s like the horrible ‘Look at me!’ kid everyone had in their class at school… I’ve no problem with (good) actors and actresses who wear stuff like that for dramatic purposes, but a fucking presenter and alleged ‘historian’?! Do fuck off….
I’m also all for a decent history programme, but this irritating and smug show off cunt isn’t that either… Fuck off, you dressing up big headed dizzy cunt…
Nominated by Norman
The only female historian I like to watch is Bettany Hughes. Nice looking lass and does some good documentaries on roman Britain and ancient Greece.
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Fully agree. Our Bettany is very easy on the eye and has that ‘clever but filthy’ something about her (unlike the crazy old bat in plimsolls who keeps chirping on about Rome).
Needs to watch the calories though; saw her on the box recently and she is morphing into Charlie Dimmock – the wavy haired ginger bird with massive norks who used to dig unsuspecting gardens without wearing a bra.
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Was the old woman Prof. Mary Beard?
I’m a fan of Bettany Hughes.
The most unfortunate female historian is Ruth Goodwin(?) From the programmes where they live and eat as Tudors etc.
Probably a nice woman but looks like Gwildor from Masters of the Universe.
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*Ruth Goodman.
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Fuck I’ve worked with her. Very nice mare in the flesh (well laughs at me gags anyway) but would not win any prices (unless entered in a for dog food donkey sale) and is not an ”historian”. An actress that has drifted into presenting and re-enactments. Wore tatty tights and knickers with some very plebeian stains. On a regular earner now, and good luck to her, but her personal wardrobe remains the same. Will let her know she has you as a fan club Cuntamus.
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Agree, I did enjoy her series on Pompeii and Rome but was distracted frequently with her twins bouncing around on a hot Italian day. Not that I’m complaining mind.
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I think they are called Romulus and Remus.
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That’s a coincidence because I call my cock “Vesuvius” and would happily erupt all over Romulus and Remus.
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Mine hasn’t got a name – other than ‘Shorty’ – but it does have volcanic characteristics and is, at present, dormant.
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…must be catching. I’ve similar condition.
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I’d love to get my hands on Bettany’s bangers……..
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You could expand this cunting to take in any preseter smug cunts. Alexander Armstrong and that laptop twat comes to mind. All the chasers. Philip Schofield. The list is probably endless.
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“Zander” Armstrong is so condescending on Pointless when asking the contestants about their jobs.
Armstrong: “What keeps you busy up in
Huddersfield?
Contestant: “ I clean toilets “
Armstrong: “Oh THAT’S nice !”
How cuntish is that?!
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The record is stuck again. Comfortable well-heeled background. Daddy university lecturer. Mommy educational consultant. Oxford educated. Responsible for the £12million refurbishment of Kensington Palace state apartments official London home of the Cunt and Cuntess of Cambridge. Awarded the Order of the Bullshit Establishment for spending shed loads of the taxpayers money on the Royal cunts. No children. Claims to have been “educated out of the normal reproductive function” so an abnormal cunt not concerned about or responsible for anybody’s future but her own. Ideally qualified for employment by the BBC. No doubt she voted remain and knows what’s best for the lower orders. Cunt.
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Her upbringing isn’t difficult to imagine. Spoilt by a embarrassingly wealthy family, treated like a princess, and given everything without question, like that Veruca Salt cunt in Charlie & The Chocolate Factory. Presumably she has no children because she’s the centre of the fucking universe. Alas, nobody told her she was ugly and talentless.
“Daddy, I want a squirrel and I want it NOW! I also want my own tv pwogwamme.”
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* A Skwiwwel? What the fuck do you want one of them for?
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Cunted her a while back. I too have an interest in history and like Bettany Hughes. Cannot watch anything this simpering, dressing up cunt is in.
Childish shite.
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***WARNING! – MeToo, MSM, Twatter STORM IMMINENT!***
Michael Fabricant touched Jess Phillips on the shoulder just now during Politics Live show…
Sexual harassment on this scale not known since Michael Fallon touched Julia Hartley-Brewer on the knee.
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Frankly, if that cabbage patch Fabricant touched me I’d probably have a ruff tuff meltdown.
👱
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What the fuck is it with that hair /joke shop wig?!
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Kate Williams, Suzanna Lipscombe and even Lucy, i’d bone them all annoying or not.
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Isn’t it terrible to witness someone you once admired compromising themselves to fit in with contemporary thinking? Michael Wood comes to mind. Always liked him. But his last forage into Elizabethan England all about the role of women in that soceity. And how they were ‘powerful women’ but in secret. And a programme about Ovid just the other night-how he was one of the first feminists banished for his beliefs but ‘allowed women to explore their sexuality’. The usual shit.
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Labour dirtbag Geraint Davies in Commons just now: “… sharp decline in children’s mental health due to Brexit…”
Of course it is. Remoaning fuckwit.
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I think what she’s gagging for is a bit of rough. Plenty of that here.
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A bit of rough? She should play golf with me then.
I’ve always been partial to Dr Alice Roberts and watched her latest series about the diaspora of the human race from Africa. It was very interesting but not as interesting as watching Alice’s pert farter (no, not the Swedish speedway rider) filmed from below, as she climbed the steep face of a glacier. I think she would be a dirty woman who would give great blowjobs and would love lickjobs in return.
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Indeed, I’m sure you could give her a good slazenger 69
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You mean theres still white people working at AL BBCstan? theres a shocker I dunno Norm she looks kinda cute and I’ve always had a thing for women in hats 6 times the size of their tiny head I admit I don’t watch much telly have no clue who she is. She probably has a annoying opinionated posh voice right?, mind you she doesn’t have to speak in my cuffs
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Must admit I wouldn’t mind seeing our Luce swanning about in a French maid’s outfit or a naughty schoolgirl’s uniform (stockings obligatory in both cases). Saucy little minx; love the lisp.
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Kate Williams is welcome to examine my single-bore,pump-action weapon anytime that she fancies..of course,it has a hair trigger,so I can’t guarantee that it won’t go off in her face the second that she breathes on it.
Lucy Worsely looks like a startled hamster. She can Fuck Off.
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Sorry…she would still get a large portion of my personal attention, culminating with a huge eruption of my very own Versuvius.
Cunt me now…..I deserve it.
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We hereby declare that you are well and truly cunted CT! Lol.
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Worsley has a first in history from Oxford.
What have you got? A face for radio probably. Fuck off.
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Fuck yourself, you fanboy cunt!
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Yes, she is indeed a monstrous leftard, presenting dumbed-down “history” for the plebs whilst dressing up like her little dollies, and not my type at all.
But there’s something about her that makes me think she’s a dirty cow who loves it up the Gary Glitter whilst being strangled. With her own knickers.
Happy to oblige, Lucy.
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