Dead Pool (123)

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Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who correctly predicted that World Cup winning goalkeeper and England legend Gordon Banks would be next to die. He was 81.

On to Deadpool 123

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies

My predictions (OpinionatedCunt):

Hillary Clinton

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Nobby Stiles

Nancy Pelosi

Robert Mugabe

112 thoughts on “Dead Pool (123)”

  4. Angela Lansbury
    Dick Van Dyke
    Gary Glitter
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker

  6. Barbara Bain
    Sir Michael Caine
    Taylor Dayne
    “Lord” Peter Hain of Soweto
    Freda Payne

    RIP Gordon. If Juventus are going to pay Ramsey (not Sir Alf!) £400k pw then what would Gordon Banks be earning? Never ever remember him making a mistake. Incredible sportsman and person. Truly a sad loss.

    • Belated acknowledgement orf your use orf The Cunters Rhyming Dictionary (Publishers McMillan&Co) Hunt the Cunt.

  10. Madeline Albright
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    John McCririck
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

  12. Actually, thinking about it it’s entirely possible that RBG is already dead. Those conspiracies suggesting a possible cover up sound rather plausible.

    • Oh no shes definitely very very ill or very dead the cunts who cover for her won’t prove shes alive and a few journalists in the last month say shes alive but won’t give any proof so its weekend at bernies all over again

      • “I saw Henry with a tasty bird the other day”

        “Kissinger?”

        “No, he was fucking her”

        I’ll get me coat…

        Substitute Little Richard for Kissinger
        Wham bam a loo, a wham bam bam

  16. Frank Bough
    Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
    Nicholas Parsons
    Verushka (Blow-Up 1966)
    Craig Murray (“whistle-blower”)

    PS to Deploy: was going to have three of yours, ya bastard!

  19. Arguably the greatest goalie of all time…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Pete Murray
    Eileen Derbyshire

  20. The Stretford End used to applaud the away keeper as they approached back in the day and when they acknowledged the applause the crowd flicked the v’s and a shit load of abuse at them… Gordon Banks only ever got the applause, one of the greats…

  21. Tempted to nominate Bonald Trump considering what a monumental fuckup he has been but i’m sure history of his legacy won’t be too kind to him if he keeps up his lies and broken promises

  22. Camilla Parker-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim (podium attendant)
    Joanna Lumley (plastic-bumley)

    • Inspired manoeuvre there, Cunts n, impressed! Not only on-topic choices for you, but you’re effectively selecting about forty instead of five induviduals.
      Fine footwork, squire, but is it legal, decent or honest?
      Good luck!

      • Thanks for clarification Admin. Although an act of pure cuntry, a damned bold try.
        PS: apologies to Cunts n if I was in any way responsible for drawing the attention of the Cossors there. I thought it was a bloody good ruse!

      • Curse you Peter gabriel loyalists sure his years in the band made it what it was but the Collins era was fine with me they still made 3 solid albums with him Wind and wuthering, duke and A trick of the tail. Invisible touch and Then there were three were pretty good too

      • Its a ace album, possibly my favorite collins led one With Peter gabriel Selling england by the pound or Trespass our my favorite

      • Wot gorrila, in that quiet earth and unquiet slumber for the sleepers are thematically connected with variations off it repeated and sprinkled throughout the album great record

      • You know your stuff Slapper, impressive! What’s your thoughts on Foxtrot? Watcher has to be one of the best live songs from their early set. Of course they reprised it on the TOTT tour setlist with Riding The Scree

      • Well I have nothing but good things to say about foxtrot being a prog fan it has another 2 favorite songs on there. Watcher of the skies is a great song but I love Get em out by friday and the side long 24 minute epic suppers ready

  26. Lord Haine of Soweto:brilliant!

    I met him once at a party for Lord Levy. He was very happy to converse with me in Afrikaans…..

    • Since The Cunt has not used up his fifth nom Yours Truly will bespoke it and have

      Barry Manilow

      • Thanks sir Limply,
        counting to five unsupervised, is not as easy as some people will have you believe, and it’s been far too cold to take my mittens off!

  28. Poor old Banksy.
    Although what did he expect galvanting round the country in the middle of the night graffitiing on people’s walls!

  29. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    Bill Turnbull
    President Moduro of Venezuela

    • Exceptionally perspicacious choices there, Diocles. A “professional’s” selection.
      Good luck!

      • Tony Britton? Well bugger me I thought the miserable old cunt shuffled off years ago.

        He was Richard O’Sullivan’s screen FIL in Robin’s Nest and O’Sullivan is ripe for the Pool, despite his comparative youth.

      • I have the other old crusty Frank Windsor in my pool and the third crusty team member William Franklin fucked off several years ago. ‘Schhh you know who’

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