Clodagh McKenna is my nomination, and what a cunt she is.
Ever heard of her? Nope, neither had I until this morning when I woke from my slumber to find my missus watching Sunday Brunch, which for the record is a load of bollocks in itself.
Mckenna is a narcissistic, attention seeking, extroverted harpy, who, rather than sticking to cooking, that of which she is on the show to do, decided to spend the entire duration of her air time trying to be as annoying as possible.
I wasn’t alone in my loathing, I had a gander on SB’s Twatter page to find tons of people in disapproval of this fucking wench. Unsurprisingly, there were just as many, if not more, who thought her mad-as-a-box-frogs approach was “mental” and “funny” – these people, like Mckenna deserve to have their stupid faces caved in with a piece of heavy mining equipment.
Nominated by Lord Cuntony
I’ve never heard of this person. I would. As would Dick, RuffTuff, Norman, Willie, etc. Apologies to Krav and Mince Pie Guy if this constitutes hate speech.
This video has been doing the rounds of the internet over the past couple of days. Corbyn hates the EU more than Farage and Rees-Mogg put together.
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2019/02/07/video-of-the-day-9/
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Maybe… but as a ‘man of principle’ Corbyn campaigned and voted for Remain, rated the EU 7/10, appears to consider No Deal worse than Capitalism & Nuclear Deterrence put together, wants to stay in “a Customs Union”, and expects to negotiate the “exact same benefits” with the EU as we have now as full members. Thank Dog we have at least one leader in Parliament who puts principle above party politics and cynical grabs for power.
As for Clodagh McKenna CMC, yes I would, but only with necessary proviso of Duck Tape®.
Prefer Clodagh Rodgers though.
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Oh, forgot to mention, if he can’t have a General Election then a 2nd Referendum will do nicely, “thank you all for coming…”
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Careful CMC I’ve tried to voice my support for corbyn in the past especially concerning his promise of a peoples brexit but get bogged down with labour lover and shite like that but I agree with you M8
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Dead right… I would and all…
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Off subject but something that is making my piss boil.
I Wish Jacob Rees-Mogg would get hold of Donald Tusk and take him down with a roundhouse and then dance on his dial in his hand stitched Saville Row Timpsons.
And let’s not forget that little Cunt Varadker the teashop leader of a tin pot country sucking up to his Eu masters.
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Morning Fenton.
Killary describing Trump’s voters as “deplorables” didn’t do him any harm. Tusk’s “special place in Hell” comment could provide a similar shot in the arm for WTO No Deal…
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Hell.
In the words of the late Bill Hicks….
“Surfing on the lake of fire and high-fiveing Satan”
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I just hope Ress Mogg will stop being a silly cuckolded rentboy catholic and become a protestant like the good lord intended
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Does she suck cock?
She looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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Ill get my coat
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Two great minds think alike Paul Don’t know anything about Her but She She don’t look half bad
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Always wary of women that claim to be bubbly, crazy or ‘i’m just MAD you know but i don’t care’!
Read: annoying fuckwits.
That Varadka bloke has got all his big mates with him in the playground but what goes round……little twat.
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Sunday Brunch deserves a cunting all on its own. Simon Rimmer and Tim Lovejoy. Scouse cunt with the most apt name and a Chelsea supporting cunt. My son in law used to watch this show all the time and as he upped and left my daughter and their three children soon after the birth of the third child and left her with shit loads of debt etc shows the kind of cunt that watches the show.
Rimmer and Lovejoy sounds like a gay comedy act that consists of gerbil play and Shit.
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Never heard of her. Initial impression is up it quicker than a rat in a drainpipe.
She looks good and can cook so seems okay to me.
As for being as mad as a box of frogs, a huge amount of women are.
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Sometimes shaggability overrides cuntiness.
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“Wacky” people are invariably Cunts,be they on the telly or not. Sad,attention-seeking Wankers who rely on the fact that it is becoming increasingly frowned on to physically assault them. In the good old days,any Fucker acting like an over-excited toddler would be given one warning to calm down before a good hearty kick to the genitalia was administered.Even the most determined “I’m mad,I am” type tends to calm down after receiving a size ten boot up their nether regions. It’s one of the very few times that I approve of equality for women and The Gays.
Don’t know who this tart is,but I’d let her waddle to to the kitchen to cook my breakfast after I’d shown her how a real “mad as a box of frogs” Cunt takes his carnal pleasures.
Fuck her.
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You old romantic Dick. Was that person at the kitchen table this morning a recipient of your ‘carnal pleasures’? She certainly looked shell shocked. Fanny lets me borrow some of her earplugs when you bring a ‘guest’ back to Fiddler Towers and…
Fuck them
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That person was my new Polish house-keeper. Originally i was adverting for “help” in the local Parish/Women’s Institute magazine,but a succession of ancient,raddled old trouts turning up giggling coquettishly at me,pursuaded me that I needed to cast my net wider. I therefore joined a “Balkan Wives” website….grand, husky, “built to last” lovelies were,after reading my slightly optimistic ad.,soon beating a path to The Towers.
It’s great….they normally last a couple of days (one night) before packing their belongings and departing for an.apparently preferable,life of prostitution and depravity in Newcastle. I get my house cleaned,my knob spit-polished,and their lack of English means that they can’t adequately describe to the Police the indignities that they’ve had to endure.
Those weren’t earplugs,they were Fanny’s recycled tampax…I did wonder why you were sat looking like a Spaniel with pillow-like cotton wool ears,but just assumed that they acted as some kind of safety rope when you were head deep in that juicy love-cavern.
Good Morning, Mike.
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Dick, whenever I think we have reached rock bottom, you always manage to go one lower.
I sometimes wonder about marrying into the Fiddler clan. However, the preparations are far advanced: Fanny, Mince Pie Guy and Bent Dennis have had their final dress fitting, Krav has had all the small rodents removed from his colon for you and the Reverend Dioclese has booked a day pass from his old people’s home for the terminally deranged and incontinent.
Plus, Fanny has promised to tell me (on our wedding night) where those gold bars Great Uncle Kiddie ‘liberated’ from the Reichsbank in 1945 are hidden.
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Can I come to fiddlers tower Dick what do I have to do to get a invit?e , It sounds like the place where dreams are made of or nightmares depending who you ask.. but what does it take old chap
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You’d be welcome, TS. Just imagine the alcoholic concoctions that we could come up with if we put our heads together.
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I would smash her back doors in.
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I would fire one into that.
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Yeah, I’d spread some batter over her baps.
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Another “scrumdiddlyumptious Harissa & Lemon Spatchcock Chicken with bulgar wheat, cucumber & dill” merchant (her twattered words) or “something I pinched and modified slightly from a Lebanese recipe and am now pretending is Irish”
She styles* tables too, apparently.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Btgm1Sjlbjw/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=1oj3z1zhq9x39
Next time I need my table styled, I’ll know where to go.
*yet another noun bullied into being a verb
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Another dollop of Project Fear on the radio just now… vital medicines coming through Dover will be held up by Customs, so lives will inevitably be lost.
Didn’t we have something like that a couple of weeks ago?
Just a thought – why not give medicines priority clearance? Fuck me, you could even use a different port or even fly them in if you’re that fucking spooked.
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Yes there are many possible solutions to the problem but we all know there is only one acceptable solution:
STAYING IN THE FUCKING EU!!!!
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Just mix it in with the guaranteed cocaine or heroin imports. It’ll give those unfortunate enough to be in shoddy hospitals a little boost to get through the day.
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Never heard of her but based on the pictorial evidence I would smash her back doors in until they were but a pile of kindling.
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Mad and Irish. Hmmm…
No, not worth it.
Goodbye for now.
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Having been there and done that and bought the T shirt with the ‘mad Irish bird’ thing, I am inclined to agree……
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The only women who ever went for me have been of the boxed-frog persuasion. (Unkind commentators have suggested they had to be.) If you are similarly positioned and masturbation has lost its appeal, it’s essential to have an exit strategy involving an alternative identity, another country, and an unlisted number.
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Komodo Dragons breed with frogs?
Well I’ll be damned!
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Psychobitches are modern day witches.
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Its been known for years that there special places in Hell. Just read Dante’s Inferno;. Gluttony,
Violence, Fraud. etc..all have their circles. All subdived. All l with their own particular punishment. Yes there is special place in hell for us all.
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Never heard of her but the name Clodagh sounds like a name from 5000 BC.
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You had me at Sunday Brunch. Fucking atrocious show; you’d have to pay me to watch it.
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